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"Sounds like a great title for a TV show or famous five book "would be channel 4 lol | |||
"Sounds like a great title for a TV show or famous five book "'I can't keep bailing you out like this Lovejoy' 'I'm sorry Lady Wankworthy but I was only going for a piss - I promise' | |||
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"Sounds like a great title for a TV show or famous five book " | |||
"Sounds like a great title for a TV show or famous five book
'I can't keep bailing you out like this Lovejoy'
'I'm sorry Lady Wankworthy but I was only going for a piss - I promise' " | |||
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"Sounds like a great title for a TV show or famous five book "Lady Wankworthy and the terrible itch. Can the Famous Five solve the mystery... It was the dodgy rapscallion Itcheebolls all along causing the terrible to do  | |||
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"Sounds like a great title for a TV show or famous five book
Lady Wankworthy and the terrible itch.
Can the Famous Five solve the mystery...
It was the dodgy rapscallion Itcheebolls all along causing the terrible to do "that made me chuckle | |||
"It was Lady Wankworthy, in the cellar with a candlestick..." | |||
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"One question..... Does she have a butler called Jeeves??" We a name like that she probably has a pastry chef too | |||
"After listening to.all the replies so far I feel I need to right to channel 4 and put forward this idea for a new.tv show but who on fab will play the rolls?? "Baps Windsor | |||
"Sounds like a great title for a TV show or famous five book
Lady Wankworthy and the terrible itch.
Can the Famous Five solve the mystery...
It was the dodgy rapscallion Itcheebolls all along causing the terrible to do that made me chuckle "Glad to be of service dear sir  | |||
"After listening to.all the replies so far I feel I need to right to channel 4 and put forward this idea for a new.tv show but who on fab will play the rolls??
Baps Windsor "Stick me down for the role of the mischievous scullery maid! | |||
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"Lady wankworthy and the goblet of fire... I think you're into something there" Lady Wankworthy and the Ghosts of Goberlyn Hall... What went bump in the night? Dare she find out | |||
"Sounds like a great title for a TV show or famous five book
Lady Wankworthy and the terrible itch.
Can the Famous Five solve the mystery...
It was the dodgy rapscallion Itcheebolls all along causing the terrible to do that made me chuckle
Glad to be of service dear sir "you always make me smile buddy | |||
"Depends who the man is, if I don’t fancy him then nothings gonna make my minge twinge, if I fancy them, almost anything will make my minge twinge" This. I either fancy you, or I don't. I need to like how you look and how your brain works or no dice. | |||
"One question..... Does she have a butler called Jeeves??" Yes Jeeves Longcoque | |||
"One question..... Does she have a butler called Jeeves?? Yes Jeeves Longcoque" Are you auditioning for the part? | |||
"One question..... Does she have a butler called Jeeves?? Yes Jeeves Longcoque Are you auditioning for the part? "I may do so  | |||
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"Does the butler need to be a naked one, I can provide nudes for judging purposes "Yes, that is a requirement. | |||
"Does the butler need to be a naked one, I can provide nudes for judging purposes "Yes! | |||
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"Does the butler need to be a naked one, I can provide nudes for judging purposes
Yes!"You've already seen | |||
"Does the butler need to be a naked one, I can provide nudes for judging purposes
Yes!"Would you like to join me in the judges panel? It could be fun..,, | |||
"Does the butler need to be a naked one, I can provide nudes for judging purposes
Yes!
You've already seen "You lie???  | |||
"Does the butler need to be a naked one, I can provide nudes for judging purposes
Yes!
Would you like to join me in the judges panel? It could be fun..,, "Yes Lor! As long as I can be resident weirdo | |||
"Does the butler need to be a naked one, I can provide nudes for judging purposes
Yes!
Would you like to join me in the judges panel? It could be fun..,,
Yes Lor! As long as I can be resident weirdo "It’s a deal. 
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"Does the butler need to be a naked one, I can provide nudes for judging purposes
Yes!
Would you like to join me in the judges panel? It could be fun..,,
Yes Lor! As long as I can be resident weirdo
It’s a deal.
"Is three a crowd? | |||
"Does the butler need to be a naked one, I can provide nudes for judging purposes
Yes!
Would you like to join me in the judges panel? It could be fun..,,
Yes Lor! As long as I can be resident weirdo
It’s a deal.
Is three a crowd? "Just in time, Mr Monkey is about to show his crackers | |||
"Does the butler need to be a naked one, I can provide nudes for judging purposes
Yes!
Would you like to join me in the judges panel? It could be fun..,,
Yes Lor! As long as I can be resident weirdo
It’s a deal.
Is three a crowd?
Just in time, Mr Monkey is about to show his crackers "Very good. Very good. | |||
"Does the butler need to be a naked one, I can provide nudes for judging purposes
Yes!
Would you like to join me in the judges panel? It could be fun..,,
Yes Lor! As long as I can be resident weirdo
It’s a deal.
Is three a crowd? "Please join us. We’ll have gin cocktails while these fine men audition for parts in the Lady Wank play. | |||
"Ok a question for the ladies that sort of pictures or video do you ladies view as lady wank worthy. Is there a pose or a item.of cloths an accessory such as a belt or a tool etc that makes the ladys wanna touch themselves???? Asking for a friend honest "Whose your friend | |||
"One question..... Does she have a butler called Jeeves?? Yes Jeeves Longcoque Are you auditioning for the part?
I may do so "Please do.... | |||
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"Ok a question for the ladies that sort of pictures or video do you ladies view as lady wank worthy. Is there a pose or a item.of cloths an accessory such as a belt or a tool etc that makes the ladys wanna touch themselves???? Asking for a friend honest
Whose your friend "he lives in my pants lol | |||
"Who’s your friend and what kind of tools do they own? What kind of belt?" checking profile for details lol | |||
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"Thing is OP there will never be a single right answer to this one - that's the diversity of taste and opinion for you - so you have to go with what you think works for you and give the best representation of it you possibly can... ..and if that works for others, then bonus "its a well known fact that I'm sexy and work for everyone that's why inwas asking for a friend lol | |||
But in general for that material I tend to prefer the stories section. My mind is a more powerful tool than a still shot image can be | |||
"Depends who the man is, if I don’t fancy him then nothings gonna make my minge twinge, if I fancy them, almost anything will make my minge twinge" "minge twinge"
I love it, cracked me up! | |||
"Thing is OP there will never be a single right answer to this one - that's the diversity of taste and opinion for you - so you have to go with what you think works for you and give the best representation of it you possibly can... ..and if that works for others, then bonus its a well known fact that I'm sexy and work for everyone that's why inwas asking for a friend lol "You sure that it's not a remix of that LMAO song you're thinking of...I'm Sexy And (Only) I Know It? | |||
"Does the butler need to be a naked one, I can provide nudes for judging purposes
Yes!
Would you like to join me in the judges panel? It could be fun..,,
Yes Lor! As long as I can be resident weirdo
It’s a deal.
Is three a crowd?
Just in time, Mr Monkey is about to show his crackers
Very good. Very good."You're all welcome to a nibble on my crackers | |||
"Thing is OP there will never be a single right answer to this one - that's the diversity of taste and opinion for you - so you have to go with what you think works for you and give the best representation of it you possibly can... ..and if that works for others, then bonus its a well known fact that I'm sexy and work for everyone that's why inwas asking for a friend lol
You sure that it's not a remix of that LMAO song you're thinking of...I'm Sexy And (Only) I Know It? "jealousy is ugly lol | |||
"There is one pose that gets me every single damn time. Bit that's not as common as you would think. Those that have it will have a place in my hot list as long as that pic remains on there
But in general for that material I tend to prefer the stories section. My mind is a more powerful tool than a still shot image can be "Agree...to mix up the old saying: words can paint a thousand pictures  | |||
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"Who’s your friend and what kind of tools do they own? What kind of belt? checking profile for details lol "Why are you checking my profile? | |||
"He knows!
Jo.Xx "who knows jo tell me | |||
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"Who’s your friend and what kind of tools do they own? What kind of belt? checking profile for details lol
Why are you checking my profile?"no mine lol | |||
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"Sounds like a great title for a TV show or famous five book
Lady Wankworthy and the terrible itch.
Can the Famous Five solve the mystery...
It was the dodgy rapscallion Itcheebolls all along causing the terrible to do "Hey, Julian, I went to find George and she was going at it with a rampant rabbit. It turns she isn't a boy after all. She said "Sometimes I need a good hard dick" and it turns out she didn't mean me. | |||
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"Now if Julian Fellows had wrote Downton Abbey with characters with names like Lady Wankworthy and Longcoque the butler, then the scenes could have been much more racy !... Lady Wankworthy found her husband's endless chatter about household and estate running costs tiresome. 'These are changing times my dear and we need to tighten our belts as others in the county have' he continued as the butler entered the dining room. Lady Wankworthy turned to the butler and asked 'Have we had any luck in recruiting staff for the vacant footman and chamber maid posts Longcoque ?' 'Yes M'lady' replied Longcoque, ' we've recieved two applications for the position of footman but I'm afraid only one lady has applied for the chamber maid's position. 'What are their names and specifics Longcoque ?' Lady Wankworthy continued, conscious of her husband's growing unease. Longcoque replied ' The footman's applicantions came from a Mr. Rodger Both who has spent four years in the employ of the Duke and Duchess of Bullstock at Cookhold Hall and comes highly recommended by both M'lady'. 'How wonderful' exclaimed Lady Wankworthy, ' and the other applicant ?' she asked 'That would be a German applicant maam, a Mr.Sqvirtmacher. 'How very encouraging Longcoque.' exclaimed Lady Wankworthy excitedly, 'and what of his credentials ?' she eagerly enquired. 'I believe they are equally as impressive as those of Mr. Both, M'lady,' continued Longcoque, 'he began his life in service as second footman to the late Countess von Shafthopper of Fahlingdrawherrs, where he remained until the Countess's unfortunate and unexpected passing' 'How awful, the poor poor Countess' interjected Lady Wankworthy, 'What caused her death Longcoque ?' she enquire with intrigue. 'I believe M'lady, it was widely reported that her untimely demise was due to a combination of dehydration and exhaustion in the early hours, despite the best efforts of Mr. Sqvirtmacher who happened to by passing by the landing outside the Countess's bedroom at the time'. 'How disressing that must have been for Mr. Sqvirtmacher' gasped Lady Wankworthy. 'Was Sqvirtmacher and the Countess von Shafthopper very close Longcoque ?' 'Indeed M'lady, I believe '' often inseparable'' would have been the general consensus' replied Longcoque. 'Unfortunately M'lady' continued Longcoque, ' owing to these regrettable circumstances, Mr. Sqvirtmacher's only references come from the clients of the Alcock and Mooph Service Agency where he has been an employee these past three years. However these recommendations are positively gushing of him M'lady, stating he was very well received in every household he was in service'. 'Well Darling' exclaimed Lady Wankworthy to her husband when she had regained her composure 'we simply must have Both and Sqvirtmacher, as each comes highly endorsed. Don't you agree ?. 'My dear Pandora' exclaimed her husband meekly,'we agreed on one extra footman and one more chamber maid' he ventured as forcefully as he dared address his wife. Then turning to the butler he enquired 'What of the girl who applied for the chamber maid's post Longcoque ?'. 'That M'lord' replied the butler ' 'would be a Miss Vanilla Prude who has been solely in the employ of the Reverend Mr. Withering-Figgs of Little Shyknob Priory these past 59 years' declaired Longcoque regretfully as he involuntarily shuddered. 'Oh dear' responded his Lordship, as he looked resignedly towards his wife. Lady Wankworthy for her part tried to appear and sound as gracious and as untriumphant as she could when she declared ' There's nothing for it then but that we shall employ both footmen.' 'But what of the chamber maid duties in your bedroom Pandora ?' ventured he husband bemused. 'Oh Gimpy, his wife replied ' if you truly want some savings then I'm sure I can harness your desires into training you in the role of clean up duties in my bed chamber, as and when the need arises'. With that Lady Wankworthy arose from luncheon and enquired of Longcoque as to when the new footmen would be able to assume their duties. 'Mr Sqvirtmacher is downstairs as we speak M'lady' replied the butler and I believe Rodger Both lives in the village and could be ready for service tonight'. 'Very well Longcoque' replied Lady Wankworthy, ' see to it that my lady's maid finds a chamber maids uniform for his Lordship before we retire this evening and instruct Rodger Both to bring it with him to my bed chamber after dinner tonight'. 'Very good M'lady' replied Longcoque. Lady Wankworthy walked towards the door leading to the main hall, which Longcoque held opened. As she reached the bottom of the staircase she called to the butler ' Longcoque, I am going to relax in my bed chamber for the afternoon. Please find Mr.Sqvirtmacher a livery and send him to my room immediately, as I'm intrigued to know from him the events which lead to the poor Countess von Shafthopper's demise'. 'Very good M'lady' replied Longcoque, 'will that be all M'lady ?' as he looked expectantly at his mistress. 'Yes Longcoque, thank you, I'm sure Sqvirtmacher will suffice in catering to my needs for the afternoon', but as Lady Wankworthy climbed a few steps she turned and called to the butler 'Oh Longcoque, what was it you said were rumoured to be the cause of Sqvirtmacher's former mistress's death ?' 'Exhaustion and dehydration M'lady' replied the butler. 'I see, how very dreadful' responded Lady Wankworthy pensively'. 'Indeed M'lady' replied Longcoque as he bowed his head. As Lady Wankworthy turned to climb once more she said ' We should all be more aware of the perils of over exertion and dehydration Longcoque. Please instruct Sqvirtmacher to bring with him some ice water to my room, would you ?' 'Very good M'lady' replied the butler, 'I will instruct Sqvirtmacher to bring you a pitcher M'lady'. 'Thank you Longcoque' replied Lady Wankworthy, 'but seeing as it's unseasonably warm for January, best ensure Sqvirtmacher brings three pitchers of ice water....and when his Lorsdship has been fitted with a maids uniform, send him up also with some towels' "
I would love to see an episode of Wankworthy Abbey | |||
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"Jeeves Longcoque is under my trade mark "Jeeves longcocque, the chuck norris of wankworthy manor | |||
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"What have I started here " You've only got yourself to blame. You know what this place is like. | |||
"Sounds like a great title for a TV show or famous five book
Lady Wankworthy and the terrible itch.
Can the Famous Five solve the mystery...
It was the dodgy rapscallion Itcheebolls all along causing the terrible to do
Hey, Julian, I went to find George and she was going at it with a rampant rabbit. It turns she isn't a boy after all. She said "Sometimes I need a good hard dick" and it turns out she didn't mean me. "Anne looked on in disgust before exclaiming "poor George! She never got over seeing Uncle balls deep in Aunt's Fanny rodgering her faster than the clappers Oh my exclaimed Dick! No wonder she jolly well sends us packing with lemonade and ginger biscuits! They really are deviants Anne... Anne starts to cry - "there there" says Julian patting her on the head, "let's have a picnic" *cue stereotypical scene of discriminatory propierty* Oh how they laughed at Anne...Silly Anne *Dick ruffles her hair* | |||
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"Jeeves Longcoque is under my trade mark "You’ve got the part. | |||
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"Sounds like a great title for a TV show or famous five book
Lady Wankworthy and the terrible itch.
Can the Famous Five solve the mystery...
It was the dodgy rapscallion Itcheebolls all along causing the terrible to do
Hey, Julian, I went to find George and she was going at it with a rampant rabbit. It turns she isn't a boy after all. She said "Sometimes I need a good hard dick" and it turns out she didn't mean me.
Anne looked on in disgust before exclaiming "poor George! She never got over seeing Uncle balls deep in Aunt's Fanny rodgering her faster than the clappers
Oh my exclaimed Dick! No wonder she jolly well sends us packing with lemonade and ginger biscuits! They really are deviants Anne...
Anne starts to cry - "there there" says Julian patting her on the head, "let's have a picnic"
*cue stereotypical scene of discriminatory propierty*
Oh how they laughed at Anne...Silly Anne *Dick ruffles her hair*
"Brilliant | |||
