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"So you come to my house on your lunch break and find me naked waiting for you. What would you do to me as you don't have long but your dying for sex"
Not sure this will get the answers you looking for. Its their lunch break for gods sake. Make them so lovely food! |
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"So you come to my house on your lunch break and find me naked waiting for you. What would you do to me as you don't have long but your dying for sex"
Sod that! If I was on lunch break I’d stay where I was and just make the most the peace n quiet   |
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over a year ago
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"So you come to my house on your lunch break and find me naked waiting for you. What would you do to me as you don't have long but your dying for sex"
Weigh it up and ask you to make me a sausage sandwich |
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"So you come to my house on your lunch break and find me naked waiting for you. What would you do to me as you don't have long but your dying for sex
Not sure this will get the answers you looking for. Its their lunch break for gods sake. Make them so lovely food!"
This is a much better idea |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"So you come to my house on your lunch break and find me naked waiting for you. What would you do to me as you don't have long but your dying for sex"
Tie you up. Help myself to some food for lunch. Leave your front door open as I leave. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So you come to my house on your lunch break and find me naked waiting for you. What would you do to me as you don't have long but your dying for sex"
Lunch or sex, sorry boss but lunch wins everytime  |
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"So you come to my house on your lunch break and find me naked waiting for you. What would you do to me as you don't have long but your dying for sex
Not sure this will get the answers you looking for. Its their lunch break for gods sake. Make them so lovely food!
This is a much better idea "
And serve a great lunch to satisfy the appetite and with a bit of sparkle and flirt make sure they set off back to work wanting to come back for evening dinner! |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
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"So you come to my house on your lunch break and find me naked waiting for you. What would you do to me as you don't have long but your dying for sex"
I'd go sit at the table and eat my lunch. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ruh roooohhhh
My satnav took me shopping instead....
Sorry about that!
 oops I was relying on your for directions "
To the nearest outlet village? I'm yer mate! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"ruh roooohhhh
My satnav took me shopping instead....
Sorry about that!
oops I was relying on your for directions
To the nearest outlet village? I'm yer mate!
Yaaaas sounds like far more fun!"
Can I get a lift ladies? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So you come to my house on your lunch break and find me naked waiting for you. What would you do to me as you don't have long but your dying for sex"
No thanks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Typical, a man thinks a woman should give up her lunch break to travel to him, satisfy him and miss out on her meal deal and a well deserved break.
I said she was dying for sex
Fuck that. "
Ok, so us girls have decided, shopping and a 3 quid meal deal from Tesco's is far more appealing!
Sory about that, OP! |
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"So you come to my house on your lunch break and find me naked waiting for you. What would you do to me as you don't have long but your dying for sex"
Make myself a brew, sit down, open my butty, eat my butty, drink my brew, have some crisps, realise you are there - bollock naked looking a bit desperate, ask you if you wanna crack one out, think that was disappointing - I was more impressed by a M&S butty, say bye and leave. |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
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"Typical, a man thinks a woman should give up her lunch break to travel to him, satisfy him and miss out on her meal deal and a well deserved break.
I said she was dying for sex
Fuck that. "
Trust me, I highly doubt anyone would choose your option over their only opportunity to eat during the work day. |
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I love this thread. It perfectly demonstrates the difference between the sexes. If a woman had posted the original message, all the replies would be lewd, suggestive, and with no mention of food! Us poor men deserve sympathy, we are at the mercy of our need to procreate. Whereas you women are level-headed and in control of yourselves. OK, I'll take my tongue out of my cheek now... |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
Preston |
"I love this thread. It perfectly demonstrates the difference between the sexes. If a woman had posted the original message, all the replies would be lewd, suggestive, and with no mention of food! Us poor men deserve sympathy, we are at the mercy of our need to procreate. Whereas you women are level-headed and in control of yourselves. OK, I'll take my tongue out of my cheek now..."
It might have been tongue in cheek but I think it was on the money |
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