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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You no your getting older when you go in a shoe shop and ignore all the trendy new styles and opt instead to try on and then settle for a nice pair of comfortable walking shoes. Mmmm I must say my new pair of Clarks that I bought whilst out and about yesterday in Southport fit very very well indeed.
Other signs of getting older are moaning about the price of fish n chips by the big place near the boating lake on the front. At a mere £9.50 each with tea bread and butter and the smallest portion of mushy peas that would struggle to fill an egg cup I am indeed thinking na thats not me getting older thats just them needing to buy a new Dick Turpin mask and outfit lol the robbing bastards or what!.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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when was the last time you went out?
You sound like been locked in a house for 100 years and just been released
lol
getting older can be fun. ask my granpa he is 85 and his girl friend is 38..thanks to his money and viagra |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"when was the last time you went out?
You sound like been locked in a house for 100 years and just been released
lol
getting older can be fun. ask my granpa he is 85 and his girl friend is 38..thanks to his money and viagra"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"when you see a pretty young girl wearing not very much and think "she must be freezing"  "
along with statements like
'what must her parents think ?' or
'i wonder if her mother knows she's dressed like that ?' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1. When your ears, nose and eyebrows have more hair than your head!!!!
2. When you say to your kids "whats that noise you are listening to" talking about their music.
3. When your arms are not long enough to read menus!!
Come on guys you all know what I am talking about here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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when you make noises to get out of a chair.
keeping a piece of wood for stirring paint.
Acting like your Dad, such as shouting "penalty!" when a child fell over near him.....i've started doing that.  |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
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"when you see a pretty young girl wearing not very much and think "she must be freezing"
along with statements like
'what must her parents think ?' or
'i wonder if her mother knows she's dressed like that ?' "
Yep, or 'is that a skirt or a belt?!' Or 'how can she walk in them shoes?!'
Then I get reminded of how little I wore in my late teens |
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"1. When your ears, nose and eyebrows have more hair than your head!!!!
2. When you say to your kids "whats that noise you are listening to" talking about their music.
3. When your arms are not long enough to read menus!!
Come on guys you all know what I am talking about here"
Haven't a clue what you're talking about. |
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When your kids hold YOUR hand to cross the road.
When you get into your child's car and they check your seat belt.
When they ask you on leaving the house if you've been to the toilet.
When they adjust your clothes, smooth down your hair.
When you're admiring a fit young man on a bus/train and he stands up and offers his seat...he's a regular commuter and you know he always gives up his seat to the old dears.
When your daughter's boyfriend, a former athlete with the body to rival Beckham is frying an egg in nothing but his boxers the first thought is to take over in case he burns himself.
This is depressing...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you talk to a pretty young(ish) girl and inside you're thinking, "She's cute but I wish she'd shut the fuck up. I don't even know where Linkin Park is ffs!"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you talk to a pretty young(ish) girl and inside you're thinking, "She's cute but I wish she'd shut the fuck up. I don't even know where Linkin Park is ffs!" "
lol wishy there a band |
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