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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So many of you know I'm known for making autocorrect errors and not proof reading.
These can have hilarious results but also rather embarrassing ones.
I do this in person too and often get my words muddled up for example i often call people sweetness or sweet pea.
Well I did until the day I said to a friend ok sweet peaness!
So what funny language mistakes have you made. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
My go to for this was a conversation I was having with a friend on here about the merits of a decent Sunday lunch in which I exclaimed:
"I love a good roasting"
Fortunately she knew me well enough to see the funny side of it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Some of these are hilarious.
My all-time worst was when I sent an email for work stating "please remember your willies" 
It was a field trip and actually they needed their wellies
Thankfully everybody saw funny side.
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
When my sister and I had a pack of dogs between us we used to take them out together all the time, and my special moment was when I asked her
"are we dogging at 2 or 3?"
Yeah. That stuck.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just had one of these...
Someone messaged me saying 'I see you're a squirrel'
Unfortunately i am not
What were they trying say.
They were trying to say 'I see you're a squirter'"
Hahaha that is brilliant |
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I remember somebody at work typing an e-mail that was supposed to say "The current position is..." but he actually ended up writing "The current prostitution is..."
That's a genuinely difficult mistake to make with auto-carrot and spell-checking, but he managed it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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there's a shop called Filcos, i message my then 16 yr old to pop to Filcos to buy me milk. It sent saying can you go to DILDOS. My son pissed himself laughing. I died on the spot lol |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
A friend was talking to me about a surprise for his girlfriends birthday - he said he hoped she would love it and I thought I said ‘I hope she does’ but stupid autocarrot changed it to ‘I hope she dies’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So many of you know I'm known for making autocorrect errors and not proof reading.
These can have hilarious results but also rather embarrassing ones.
I do this in person too and often get my words muddled up for example i often call people sweetness or sweet pea.
Well I did until the day I said to a friend ok sweet peaness!
So what funny language mistakes have you made. "
Better than calling him/her a dickhead  |
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They can be hilarious and I have made a few bloopers 
