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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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With your body.
When I was little I was envious of the double jointed. I hoped that I might become double jointed, you know, when I was older. I'm still waiting. Are you 840 friendly? At secondary school there was a boy in my form who could turn his eyelids over, like some kind of chino turn ups for the face. I never did ask him how he discovered how to do that.
What weird and wonderful things can you do with your human body? If you want to upload a video of what you can do, I'll definitely watch it. I might even fab it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was definitely a lot more flexible when i was younger..
Used to be able to do the splits, sit in the lotus position, and do cartwheels but i was never hypermobile or anything like that..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have hyper mobility (double jointed) 
I could never do the eyelid thing  I never wanted to. I think every school had that one kid who would do that.
I can also make my pecs dance. I appreciate a lot of people, can but I have quite big squishy boobs and it’s quite cool making them dance  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Possibly not unique, but.....
No-one at school could beat me at ‘Mercy’ as I could quite comfortably bend my fingers back 90 degrees, or even some way further on a few.
I could hold either arm out, palm upwards, balance something upright on the inside of my elbow and turn my hand palm down.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have hyper mobility (double jointed)
I could never do the eyelid thing I never wanted to. I think every school had that one kid who would do that.
I can also make my pecs dance. I appreciate a lot of people, can but I have quite big squishy boobs and it’s quite cool making them dance "
Can to do that thing where you use your hands as glasses on your face only upside down... ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have hyper mobility (double jointed)
I could never do the eyelid thing I never wanted to. I think every school had that one kid who would do that.
I can also make my pecs dance. I appreciate a lot of people, can but I have quite big squishy boobs and it’s quite cool making them dance
Can to do that thing where you use your hands as glasses on your face only upside down... ?"
It takes me a while but I’ll eventually get there.
I can also raise one eyebrow now. That took me ages to master.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have hyper mobility (double jointed)
I could never do the eyelid thing I never wanted to. I think every school had that one kid who would do that.
I can also make my pecs dance. I appreciate a lot of people, can but I have quite big squishy boobs and it’s quite cool making them dance
Can to do that thing where you use your hands as glasses on your face only upside down... ?
It takes me a while but I’ll eventually get there.
I can also raise one eyebrow now. That took me ages to master. "
Wow, you either got what I was saying or you're playing along with it. I thought my description was crap and wouldn't be understood.... lolololol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have hyper mobility (double jointed)
I could never do the eyelid thing I never wanted to. I think every school had that one kid who would do that.
I can also make my pecs dance. I appreciate a lot of people, can but I have quite big squishy boobs and it’s quite cool making them dance "
My darling daughter not daughter why am I not surprised that you have something hyper about you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can curl my tongue and hoot/whistle with it... not the most useful or exciting skill... but.. hey ho! "
I can curl my tongue too and also do the startrek hand greeting...live long and prosper |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have hyper mobility (double jointed)
I could never do the eyelid thing I never wanted to. I think every school had that one kid who would do that.
I can also make my pecs dance. I appreciate a lot of people, can but I have quite big squishy boobs and it’s quite cool making them dance
Can to do that thing where you use your hands as glasses on your face only upside down... ?
It takes me a while but I’ll eventually get there.
I can also raise one eyebrow now. That took me ages to master.
Wow, you either got what I was saying or you're playing along with it. I thought my description was crap and wouldn't be understood.... lolololol "
of course I know what you mean |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just have an image now of everyone sat at home in their underwear with lockdown hair trying to do all these positions and faces and stuff now... sexy af.....  |
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It seems to be linked to hypermobility.
Most of my fam have it and we are all double jointed. It can be a good party trick or it can mean you struggle learning to walk as a child.
Swings and roundabouts. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have hyper mobility (double jointed)
I could never do the eyelid thing I never wanted to. I think every school had that one kid who would do that.
I can also make my pecs dance. I appreciate a lot of people, can but I have quite big squishy boobs and it’s quite cool making them dance
Can to do that thing where you use your hands as glasses on your face only upside down... ?
It takes me a while but I’ll eventually get there.
I can also raise one eyebrow now. That took me ages to master. "
You've got a lot of videos to make and upload. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It was my dream to be double jointed as i did loads of gymnastics in school. Sadly I wasn't. Nearly damaged myself trying to do the splits lol
I've no skills now lol |
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"I can curl my tongue and hoot/whistle with it... not the most useful or exciting skill... but.. hey ho!
I would watch that video."
Girl with rolled tongue. Sounds like an owl 
I'm a "hoot" at parties  |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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"I can roll my tongue....
Tongue rolling is the ability to roll the lateral edges of the tongue upwards into a tube."
Everyone can do that can't they?
I can't do anything wierd. A group of boys used to chase me at school with their eyelids inside out. It was horrible, the underneath is so red. Thanks for the reminder....not!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I can roll my tongue....
Tongue rolling is the ability to roll the lateral edges of the tongue upwards into a tube.
Everyone can do that can't they?
I can't do anything wierd. A group of boys used to chase me at school with their eyelids inside out. It was horrible, the underneath is so red. Thanks for the reminder....not!!! "
You're welcome. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That's amazing.
I know kids
Yay, the "guitar" is back!
Specsavers
I thought they only did glasses...?  
They can give you hearing aids too."
Nobody is putting their jizzy junk in my ears thank you very much.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That's amazing.
I know kids
Yay, the "guitar" is back!
Specsavers
I thought they only did glasses...?
They can give you hearing aids too."
And a good shag if you ask for Kyle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That's amazing.
I know kids
Yay, the "guitar" is back!
Specsavers
I thought they only did glasses...?
They can give you hearing aids too."
Only if you have phone sex with them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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That's amazing.
I know kids
Yay, the "guitar" is back!
Specsavers
I thought they only did glasses...?
They can give you hearing aids too.
And a good shag if you ask for Kyle "
I'll be glad when covid goes, and Kyle comes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
That's amazing.
I know kids
Yay, the "guitar" is back!
Specsavers
I thought they only did glasses...?
They can give you hearing aids too.
And a good shag if you ask for Kyle
I'll be glad when covid goes, and Kyle comes."
He sure will when he'll see you dreamboat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
That's amazing.
I know kids
Yay, the "guitar" is back!
Specsavers
I thought they only did glasses...?
They can give you hearing aids too.
And a good shag if you ask for Kyle
I'll be glad when covid goes, and Kyle comes.
He sure will when he'll see you dreamboat"
Is Kyle from the leaf blower branch...? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
That's amazing.
I know kids
Yay, the "guitar" is back!
Specsavers
I thought they only did glasses...?
They can give you hearing aids too.
And a good shag if you ask for Kyle
I'll be glad when covid goes, and Kyle comes.
He sure will when he'll see you dreamboat
Is Kyle from the leaf blower branch...? "
Nope but his sister Karen is |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not me but a granddaughter can lick her elbows and another relative can put an arm over the top of his head, under his chin and almost touch the ear on the same side of his arm."
Is he called Kyle? |
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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago
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"I was definitely a lot more flexible when i was younger..
Used to be able to do the splits, sit in the lotus position, and do cartwheels but i was never hypermobile or anything like that..
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I could do splits when I was younger could do them at 30 to dont think I could do um now tho |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was definitely a lot more flexible when i was younger..
Used to be able to do the splits, sit in the lotus position, and do cartwheels but i was never hypermobile or anything like that..
I could do splits when I was younger could do them at 30 to dont think I could do um now tho "
Don't be so defeatist. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I could write fluently with both my left and right hand when at school. Problem was when I worked for a French company, they got my writing analysed I was two different personalities so I stopped.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I could write fluently with both my left and right hand when at school. Problem was when I worked for a French company, they got my writing analysed I was two different personalities so I stopped. "
They WHAT....? x |
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"I could write fluently with both my left and right hand when at school. Problem was when I worked for a French company, they got my writing analysed I was two different personalities so I stopped. "
It's a wonderful talent to be able to do French letters with both hands. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I could write fluently with both my left and right hand when at school. Problem was when I worked for a French company, they got my writing analysed I was two different personalities so I stopped.
They WHAT....? x"
French companies always used to get your handwriting analysed. Not sure if they still do |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have an earlobe that has a big vertical split in it and you can pull it apart and wiggle it around. It's not wonderful but it's very weird. "
Ear, that's weird. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I could write fluently with both my left and right hand when at school. Problem was when I worked for a French company, they got my writing analysed I was two different personalities so I stopped.
It's a wonderful talent to be able to do French letters with both hands."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I could write fluently with both my left and right hand when at school. Problem was when I worked for a French company, they got my writing analysed I was two different personalities so I stopped.
It's a wonderful talent to be able to do French letters with both hands.
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Don’t encourage him...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can put a straw inside of my anus and drink my Nesquik that way! Is that wonderful or weird Jim?
You know you had him at Nesquik "
I thought I might!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I could write fluently with both my left and right hand when at school. Problem was when I worked for a French company, they got my writing analysed I was two different personalities so I stopped.
It's a wonderful talent to be able to do French letters with both hands.
Don’t encourage him... "
It is a weakness of mine to giggle at the silliness |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can put a straw inside of my anus and drink my Nesquik that way! Is that wonderful or weird Jim?
You know you had him at Nesquik
She had me at anus "
Cheeky |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I can put a straw inside of my anus and drink my Nesquik that way! Is that wonderful or weird Jim?
You know you had him at Nesquik
I thought I might!! "
Definitely wonderful. |
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"I have hyper mobility (double jointed)
I could never do the eyelid thing I never wanted to. I think every school had that one kid who would do that.
I can also make my pecs dance. I appreciate a lot of people, can but I have quite big squishy boobs and it’s quite cool making them dance "
That pecs thing is something I want to see. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can write with both hands, albeit that using right is rather messy, but legible. I can twist and curl my tongue, touch tip of my nose with tongue. I'm a freak I know  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Litterly nothing weird. I must be boring... Lol.. I can cum loads with the right guy. Is that a talent? Most I ever done in one session is 28 times "
How do you even know this? I mean at what point do you start counting them ? |
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