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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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sweet little lies.
So we haven't had one of these for ages and they can be really good fun.
So make a ridiculous lie up about a poster above or actually any poster on the forum but keep it fun and nice.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I collect and sell whale’s tears as a Chinese remedy for erectile disfunction.
Do you make them cry or only use sad whales? "
Blue whales tears for erectile disfunction, and I am branching out into sperm whale sweat for vaginal dryness. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I collect and sell whale’s tears as a Chinese remedy for erectile disfunction.
Do you make them cry or only use sad whales?
Blue whales tears for erectile disfunction, and I am branching out into sperm whale sweat for vaginal dryness."
I’m afraid I cannot disclose my client list due to patient confidentiality ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thinks dp stands for Daft Punk, and is a huge fan for that reason
Is subservient and has a kink for ice cubes made of cum "
Likes toasted marshmallows with marmite  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anabelle21
Hates sex, dancing and kissing.
Prefers knitting, crochet and crosswords instead 
No, that’s me that is "
Cheeky69 hates giving and receiving oral. |
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"He smells like roses
This gentleman has the voice of an angel and is touted to be the next Charlotte Church "
Dubbed all the voices to both Father Ted and the Derry girls. Hes a secret millionaire x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He smells like roses
This gentleman has the voice of an angel and is touted to be the next Charlotte Church
Dubbed all the voices to both Father Ted and the Derry girls. Hes a secret millionaire x"
Trains cat to pick pockets - TIL where the phase cat burglars comes from ! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Notsoposh is mega posh, drinks tea with her pinky finger out "
That's so true. I do when I drink tea, as it's always out of a cup n saucer and my nanna told me to 
But usually I drink coffee. From a bucket sized mug |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Notsoposh is mega posh, drinks tea with her pinky finger out
That's so true. I do when I drink tea, as it's always out of a cup n saucer and my nanna told me to
But usually I drink coffee. From a bucket sized mug"
not so posh lives in a caravan in my back garden |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Notsoposh is mega posh, drinks tea with her pinky finger out
That's so true. I do when I drink tea, as it's always out of a cup n saucer and my nanna told me to
But usually I drink coffee. From a bucket sized mug not so posh lives in a caravan in my back garden "
Not yet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Notsoposh is mega posh, drinks tea with her pinky finger out
That's so true. I do when I drink tea, as it's always out of a cup n saucer and my nanna told me to
But usually I drink coffee. From a bucket sized mug not so posh lives in a caravan in my back garden
Not yet "
she also uses face masks as thongs |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Notsoposh is mega posh, drinks tea with her pinky finger out
That's so true. I do when I drink tea, as it's always out of a cup n saucer and my nanna told me to
But usually I drink coffee. From a bucket sized mug not so posh lives in a caravan in my back garden
Not yet she also uses face masks as thongs "
And wookiedad uses them as face masks when I've taken them off again |
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"_emorefrida carrys a sowing needle just so she can burst the balloons of unsuspecting children.
Damn it you been following me around?
That's nothing - she also steals their sweets.  "
Stop telling people my secrets!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"_emorefrida carrys a sowing needle just so she can burst the balloons of unsuspecting children.
Damn it you been following me around?
That's nothing - she also steals their sweets. "
chunky is actually very skinny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has a younger brother called dirty who lost the ability to speak. They cannot remember this for some reason. Now every time they see him they get annoyed and end up saying "Talk dirty! Talk dirty, to me!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has a younger brother called dirty who lost the ability to speak. They cannot remember this for some reason. Now every time they see him they get annoyed and end up saying "Talk dirty! Talk dirty, to me!""
is actually only 4 ft tall
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"Has a younger brother called dirty who lost the ability to speak. They cannot remember this for some reason. Now every time they see him they get annoyed and end up saying "Talk dirty! Talk dirty, to me!" is actually only 4 ft tall"
He's actually completely bald but enjoys smearing himself in duck fat before emptying hairdressers bin and rolling in the rubbish. Honest. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wookiedad is actually a retired school dinner lady called Janice, who lives in Cleobury Mortimer with her two cats, Asquith and Kevin. ‘His’ appearance here is via a finely crafted hairy man suit, commissioned on Saville Row after Janice actually did win the Nigerian National Lottery. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wookiedad is actually a retired school dinner lady called Janice, who lives in Cleobury Mortimer with her two cats, Asquith and Kevin. ‘His’ appearance here is via a finely crafted hairy man suit, commissioned on Saville Row after Janice actually did win the Nigerian National Lottery."
foiled again  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"_emorefrida carrys a sowing needle just so she can burst the balloons of unsuspecting children.
Damn it you been following me around?
That's nothing - she also steals their sweets.
Stop telling people my secrets!!! "
Then I can't post the thing with the Marmite and the My Little Pony? |
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"_emorefrida carrys a sowing needle just so she can burst the balloons of unsuspecting children.
Damn it you been following me around?
That's nothing - she also steals their sweets.
Stop telling people my secrets!!! Then I can't post the thing with the Marmite and the My Little Pony? "
No you can't, hate marmite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"_emorefrida carrys a sowing needle just so she can burst the balloons of unsuspecting children.
Damn it you been following me around?
That's nothing - she also steals their sweets.
Stop telling people my secrets!!! Then I can't post the thing with the Marmite and the My Little Pony?
No you can't, hate marmite "
Not as much as the My Little Pony if I remember. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Minnie the Minx wrote a track and trace app that actually works. But because she turned Matt Hancock down on a date he’s refused to use it "
Hahaha I laughed a lot at this. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Giantxtc can emulate the sound of a wide variety of woodwind and string instruments, over an impressive four octave range, by simply rubbing his knees together. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lornajo is a bit like Pinnochio, except it's her tits that are affected! They grow half a cup size each time she lies.
If she keeps posting on this group chat she'll be stuck in her room!n |
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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago
milton keynes |
"sweet little lies.
So we haven't had one of these for ages and they can be really good fun.
So make a ridiculous lie up about a poster above or actually any poster on the forum but keep it fun and nice. "
Love this song always reminds me of my dad |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Fabulous and bearded actually chose this name because hes never been able to grow a beard so he's trying to Live out his long held dream of growing a fabulous beard through his fab name. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fabulous and bearded actually chose this name because hes never been able to grow a beard so he's trying to Live out his long held dream of growing a fabulous beard through his fab name."
That is actually true |
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"_naswingdress has never worn a dress. Ever"
I used to be a giant tomboy, so this made me laugh a lot.
NotSoPosh holds her pinky out from her bone china cup and saucer. She thinks kitschy mismatched is what makes her not posh! Oh, honey...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Inaswindress can often be seen roaming the streets of Manchester at night yodeling"
She Is actually the current world yodelling champion but she doesn't like to boast.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whilst competing in the Water Polevaulting World Championship just off the western coast of Samoa, Lornajo83 accidentally completed a vault which stands as a record to this day.
Sadly, she landed in the makeshift TV crew cafeteria which was just on the shore, and now has a tremendous fear of teaspoons. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"_naswingdress has never worn a dress. Ever
I used to be a giant tomboy, so this made me laugh a lot.
NotSoPosh holds her pinky out from her bone china cup and saucer. She thinks kitschy mismatched is what makes her not posh! Oh, honey... "
Mine isn't kitschy mismatched. I just break way too much to have decent sets... |
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