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By *eavenNhell OP Couple over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

a little skirt with slit right up the side

whenever mart ran in it the boys could see her thighs

sharon had a little skirt it slit right up the front

she never runs in it

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

Mary had a little lamb

She also had a duck

Insert your own joke here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb,

The doctors were astounded.

Everywhere that Mary went

Gynecologists surrounded.

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By *hrisUB3Man over a year ago

Heathrow

Mary had a little lamb

She greased it's feet with lard

Every step the poor thing took

It slipped about a yard!

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By *lbinoGorillaMan over a year ago

Redditch

Mary had a little lamb

It leapt around in hops

It gambolled in the road one day

And ended up as chops

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By *lbinoGorillaMan over a year ago

Redditch

Mary had a little lamb

It had a touch of colic

She gave it brandy twice a day

And now it's alcoholic

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By *luebellRacerCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

Mary had a little lamb

It like to graze on grass

Mary played with all the boys

And liked to flash her arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb

She tied it to a pylon

50000volts went up it's arse

Now it's a pile of nylon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb,

She kept it in a bucket

And every time the lamb got out

The bulldog tried to put it back

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Mary has a little lamb,

With mint sauce,

Roast potatoes and veg.

Nom nom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

mary had a little lamb

she also had a bear

i've often seen her lamb

but i've never seen her bear

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Mary had a little pig

She couldn't stop it grunting

She led it down the garden path

And kicked it's little head in

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By *lasphemouscoupleCouple over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

Mary had a little lamb,

a lobster and some prunes,

A slice of cake,

a piece of pie and then some macaroons...

It made the naughty waiters grin to see her order so...

and when they carried Mary out,

her face was white as snow.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What about Karen?

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By *istretchMan over a year ago

leeds

Mary had a little lamb

Always ate cream crackers

Everytime it followed he

She kicked it in his knackers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a little skirt with slit right up the side

whenever mart ran in it the boys could see her thighs

sharon had a little skirt it slit right up the front

she never runs in it

Love it.

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By *heLaserGuyMan over a year ago

Coventry

Mary had a little lamb

It had a sooty foot,

Into Mary's bread and jam,

His sooty foot he put

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

When you look into the origins of the original ditty..

Maybe it's not just the men in wales that shag sheep...

Snd before anyone says anything....

Yes we know what we are...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb

She also had a bear

I've often seen her little lamb

But I've never seen her bare

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mary had a Fab account

But was frequently perplexed

That it was really difficult

To have amazing sex!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mary had a leg of lamb

With mint sauce and it was better,

Than any of the men she'd met

It made her so much wetter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mary is my name on Fab

And this is my last poem

You'll all be bloody pleased to know

That I am really going

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

No no no..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb,

The end

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By *heLaserGuyMan over a year ago

Coventry

"Mary is my name on Fab

And this is my last poem

You'll all be bloody pleased to know

That I am really going

It's a pity that your going

As I've admired you from afar

But I doubt that you would fuck me

On the back seat of my car

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

Some say fleas are black

But I know that this ain't so

Cuz Mary had a little lamb

Who's fleas were white as snow.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She caught her white fleas while fucking a man in the back of his little white van

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