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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It's Friday so let's share some smiles to take us through the weekend.
Say your in and share some smiles with others on the thread. A compliment, a flirt or a joke. Anything lovely is welcome.
Let's raise eachother up 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's Friday so let's share some smiles to take us through the weekend.
Say your in and share some smiles with others on the thread. A compliment, a flirt or a joke. Anything lovely is welcome.
Let's raise eachother up
Respect filters and play nice "
You’re a beautiful person, inside and out and you’re stronger than you know  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's Friday so let's share some smiles to take us through the weekend.
Say your in and share some smiles with others on the thread. A compliment, a flirt or a joke. Anything lovely is welcome.
Let's raise eachother up
Respect filters and play nice
You’re a beautiful person, inside and out and you’re stronger than you know "
You trying to make me cry? Thank you lovely
You are sexy, beautiful soul. One day we will get our hug  xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could do with some smiles today 
Sparkles you are a wonderful person and I love you very much "
Sending you huge hugs and lots of smiles lovely
You know where I am if you need me. Love you too xxx |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Could do with some smiles today
Sparkles you are a wonderful person and I love you very much "
MissDreavus, I adore you and I'm very happy we finally started talking properly. Keep being the strong beautiful person you are and don't allow any headfuckery. |
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A family was driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumped against the windshield. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect." "Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could do with some smiles today
Sparkles you are a wonderful person and I love you very much
MissDreavus, I adore you and I'm very happy we finally started talking properly. Keep being the strong beautiful person you are and don't allow any headfuckery. "
Is headfuckery a type of BJ 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A guy is sitting at the doctor's office. The doctor walks in and says, "I have some bad news. I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating."
"I don't understand, doc," the patient says.
"Why?" "Because," the doctor says. "I'm trying to examine you." |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could do with some smiles today
Sparkles you are a wonderful person and I love you very much
MissDreavus, I adore you and I'm very happy we finally started talking properly. Keep being the strong beautiful person you are and don't allow any headfuckery. "
Echoed! Because Meli always has the best words |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's Friday so let's share some smiles to take us through the weekend.
Say your in and share some smiles with others on the thread. A compliment, a flirt or a joke. Anything lovely is welcome.
Let's raise eachother up
Respect filters and play nice
You’re a beautiful person, inside and out and you’re stronger than you know
You trying to make me cry? Thank you lovely
You are sexy, beautiful soul. One day we will get our hug xx"
And booby rubbing? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could do with some smiles today
Sparkles you are a wonderful person and I love you very much
MissDreavus, I adore you and I'm very happy we finally started talking properly. Keep being the strong beautiful person you are and don't allow any headfuckery. "
Thank you lovely. You are just incredible, and feel so lucky to know you, thank you for just being you xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A guy is sitting at the doctor's office. The doctor walks in and says, "I have some bad news. I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating."
"I don't understand, doc," the patient says.
"Why?" "Because," the doctor says. "I'm trying to examine you.""
Haha!
Skydrol, you wonderful, kind, caring and thoughtful man. Can we clone you? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would've thought that just knowing that um back on the forums would make everyone smile. Lol
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You always make me smile
Go fourth and share some of your wonderful hugs Mr xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sparkles, you made me laugh this morning, thank you.
You are a wonderful person and a great friend. "
Happy to help you always make me laugh and smile. I'm so glad we became friends. You are such a lovely lady with a cracking sense of humour and a wonderfully pervy side  xx |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Could do with some smiles today
Sparkles you are a wonderful person and I love you very much
MissDreavus, I adore you and I'm very happy we finally started talking properly. Keep being the strong beautiful person you are and don't allow any headfuckery.
Echoed! Because Meli always has the best words "
Awww Sparkles you softie. I'm always a bit wary around women and being friends with them but you're one of the reasons I'm less so. You're fantastic in so many ways. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could do with some smiles today
Sparkles you are a wonderful person and I love you very much
Sending you huge hugs and lots of smiles lovely
You know where I am if you need me. Love you too xxx"
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"Could do with some smiles today
Sparkles you are a wonderful person and I love you very much
MissDreavus, I adore you and I'm very happy we finally started talking properly. Keep being the strong beautiful person you are and don't allow any headfuckery.
Echoed! Because Meli always has the best words
Awww Sparkles you softie. I'm always a bit wary around women and being friends with them but you're one of the reasons I'm less so. You're fantastic in so many ways. x"
Meli your voice is sexy as hell and more therapeutic than listening to Morgan Freeman for 3 hours |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have to admit I'm feeling a bit out of all this lady love today. "
Aww I'm sorry Lorna, I wasn't trying to leave anyone out huge hugs lovely.
I love how inclusive you are on here. Always caring and happy to listen xx |
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A family was driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumped against the windshield. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect." "Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time.
The penguin isn't the neatest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream.
When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says,
"Looks like you blew a seal."
"No," the penguin insists,
"it's just ice cream." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you heard about the new Barbie doll just released - Divorced Barbie?
She comes with all of Ken's accessories "
What do you call a line of barbie dolls?
A barbiequeue. |
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I bought a lady a massive bunch of flowers, roses, lillies, carnations, the works.
She said that “I suppose you’ll expect me to spend the rest of the night with my legs in the air.”
I said,
“Why? Have you not got a vase” |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I bought a lady a massive bunch of flowers, roses, lillies, carnations, the works.
She said that “I suppose you’ll expect me to spend the rest of the night with my legs in the air.”
I said,
“Why? Have you not got a vase” "
Brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time.
The penguin isn't the neatest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream.
When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says,
"Looks like you blew a seal."
"No," the penguin insists,
"it's just ice cream.""
You are on form today!!
Thank you for being a good friend, kind and just lovely! Absolute sweetheart, love you lots Mr
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m in.
Q: What’s the difference between a Jogger and a Butler?
A: A Jogger goes panting in the country...."
Whats the difference between a policemans' truncheon and a magicians' wand?
A magicians' wand is for cunning stunts! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Meli your voice is sexy as hell and more therapeutic than listening to Morgan Freeman for 3 hours "
I'm going to treasure this compliment for a long time. I really like you Slim, you're never Grumpy in my eyes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Meli your voice is sexy as hell and more therapeutic than listening to Morgan Freeman for 3 hours
I'm going to treasure this compliment for a long time. I really like you Slim, you're never Grumpy in my eyes. "
Is Meli short for Melifluous? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i'm in....... bed still! Lazy mare!
You’re my vision of a dream rather than a mare.
Too much, it’s too much isn’t it. "
I need dragging out, but I have made this little nest of pillows and duvet and a cheeky cup of coffee and i really don't want to move again!
If you promise to stir my coffee twice to the left and three times to the right, i'll let you drag me out, Fiddle xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i'm in....... bed still! Lazy mare! "
I'm still in my bed too! Floating around fab, fb and bike pages! Listening to cartoons from the wee fellas bedroom! Cant face getting up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I went to the doctors and said can you do anything to help me it's my penis it's really small. He said theres no shame in that I just need to take a look at it when its erect. I said it is |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
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"i'm in....... bed still! Lazy mare!
You’re my vision of a dream rather than a mare.
Too much, it’s too much isn’t it.
I need dragging out, but I have made this little nest of pillows and duvet and a cheeky cup of coffee and i really don't want to move again!
If you promise to stir my coffee twice to the left and three times to the right, i'll let you drag me out, Fiddle xx"
If you like your coffee hot, I'll be your coffee pot, you call the shots... |
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"Meli your voice is sexy as hell and more therapeutic than listening to Morgan Freeman for 3 hours
I'm going to treasure this compliment for a long time. I really like you Slim, you're never Grumpy in my eyes. "
You haven't seen me at 6.45 am thays why I never seem grumpy .
Thankyou sweetie xx |
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"i'm in....... bed still! Lazy mare!
You’re my vision of a dream rather than a mare.
Too much, it’s too much isn’t it.
I need dragging out, but I have made this little nest of pillows and duvet and a cheeky cup of coffee and i really don't want to move again!
If you promise to stir my coffee twice to the left and three times to the right, i'll let you drag me out, Fiddle xx"
I’ll stir it how you like, but I think staying in might be better. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wrote this on a post the other day and I am going to share this again because I think it is important in these times.
Incandescent created a post about me and somebody asked the following
"Who's that person? Some celebrity or something? Never heard of her before. "
I replied
"I am not a celebrity at all because none of us are on here.
We are all a star to shine brightly in the forums because the thing about The Lounge is that it is as massive as the universe so we can all shine bright alongside each other.
We have no need for constellations. (If there were constellations they would be shaped like boobs, willies and sex toys and we don't need that ) because there is equal space amongst us to let our luminesance be seen by all.
And if one of us begins to flicker then thankfully, like today, one of us will shine a little harder for that person until their brightness returns"
I think we all need to remember to share the smiles. A drop of kindness goes a long way whereas a cutting remark does just that it cuts.
So I am sending a Friday smile to all of you. If you need an extra one feel free to grab two or more.
Let's make the Lounge a friendly place today and not an episode of Fabenders
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wrote this on a post the other day and I am going to share this again because I think it is important in these times.
Incandescent created a post about me and somebody asked the following
"Who's that person? Some celebrity or something? Never heard of her before. "
I replied
"I am not a celebrity at all because none of us are on here.
We are all a star to shine brightly in the forums because the thing about The Lounge is that it is as massive as the universe so we can all shine bright alongside each other.
We have no need for constellations. (If there were constellations they would be shaped like boobs, willies and sex toys and we don't need that ) because there is equal space amongst us to let our luminesance be seen by all.
And if one of us begins to flicker then thankfully, like today, one of us will shine a little harder for that person until their brightness returns"
I think we all need to remember to share the smiles. A drop of kindness goes a long way whereas a cutting remark does just that it cuts.
So I am sending a Friday smile to all of you. If you need an extra one feel free to grab two or more.
Let's make the Lounge a friendly place today and not an episode of Fabenders
"
What an absolutely amazing way to look at it thanks so much for posting this and don't let anyone steal your sparkle xx |
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"I wrote this on a post the other day and I am going to share this again because I think it is important in these times.
Incandescent created a post about me and somebody asked the following
"Who's that person? Some celebrity or something? Never heard of her before. "
I replied
"I am not a celebrity at all because none of us are on here.
We are all a star to shine brightly in the forums because the thing about The Lounge is that it is as massive as the universe so we can all shine bright alongside each other.
We have no need for constellations. (If there were constellations they would be shaped like boobs, willies and sex toys and we don't need that ) because there is equal space amongst us to let our luminesance be seen by all.
And if one of us begins to flicker then thankfully, like today, one of us will shine a little harder for that person until their brightness returns"
I think we all need to remember to share the smiles. A drop of kindness goes a long way whereas a cutting remark does just that it cuts.
So I am sending a Friday smile to all of you. If you need an extra one feel free to grab two or more.
Let's make the Lounge a friendly place today and not an episode of Fabenders
"
Lovely you could see past that comment to write something so beautiful
What a shame people feel the need to be so mean
Have a lovely day
Jo x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I wrote this on a post the other day and I am going to share this again because I think it is important in these times.
Incandescent created a post about me and somebody asked the following
"Who's that person? Some celebrity or something? Never heard of her before. "
I replied
"I am not a celebrity at all because none of us are on here.
We are all a star to shine brightly in the forums because the thing about The Lounge is that it is as massive as the universe so we can all shine bright alongside each other.
We have no need for constellations. (If there were constellations they would be shaped like boobs, willies and sex toys and we don't need that ) because there is equal space amongst us to let our luminesance be seen by all.
And if one of us begins to flicker then thankfully, like today, one of us will shine a little harder for that person until their brightness returns"
I think we all need to remember to share the smiles. A drop of kindness goes a long way whereas a cutting remark does just that it cuts.
So I am sending a Friday smile to all of you. If you need an extra one feel free to grab two or more.
Let's make the Lounge a friendly place today and not an episode of Fabenders
"
This is awesome and so are you Lois |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wrote this on a post the other day and I am going to share this again because I think it is important in these times.
Incandescent created a post about me and somebody asked the following
"Who's that person? Some celebrity or something? Never heard of her before. "
I replied
"I am not a celebrity at all because none of us are on here.
We are all a star to shine brightly in the forums because the thing about The Lounge is that it is as massive as the universe so we can all shine bright alongside each other.
We have no need for constellations. (If there were constellations they would be shaped like boobs, willies and sex toys and we don't need that ) because there is equal space amongst us to let our luminesance be seen by all.
And if one of us begins to flicker then thankfully, like today, one of us will shine a little harder for that person until their brightness returns"
I think we all need to remember to share the smiles. A drop of kindness goes a long way whereas a cutting remark does just that it cuts.
So I am sending a Friday smile to all of you. If you need an extra one feel free to grab two or more.
Let's make the Lounge a friendly place today and not an episode of Fabenders
Lovely you could see past that comment to write something so beautiful
What a shame people feel the need to be so mean
Have a lovely day
Jo x "
I didn't take it as him being mean just not considered in his line of questioning.
Have a lovely day too Jo
Lois x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wrote this on a post the other day and I am going to share this again because I think it is important in these times.
Incandescent created a post about me and somebody asked the following
"Who's that person? Some celebrity or something? Never heard of her before. "
I replied
"I am not a celebrity at all because none of us are on here.
We are all a star to shine brightly in the forums because the thing about The Lounge is that it is as massive as the universe so we can all shine bright alongside each other.
We have no need for constellations. (If there were constellations they would be shaped like boobs, willies and sex toys and we don't need that ) because there is equal space amongst us to let our luminesance be seen by all.
And if one of us begins to flicker then thankfully, like today, one of us will shine a little harder for that person until their brightness returns"
I think we all need to remember to share the smiles. A drop of kindness goes a long way whereas a cutting remark does just that it cuts.
So I am sending a Friday smile to all of you. If you need an extra one feel free to grab two or more.
Let's make the Lounge a friendly place today and not an episode of Fabenders
What an absolutely amazing way to look at it thanks so much for posting this and don't let anyone steal your sparkle xx"
Thank you I am learning to not let people tarnish my light |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wrote this on a post the other day and I am going to share this again because I think it is important in these times.
Incandescent created a post about me and somebody asked the following
"Who's that person? Some celebrity or something? Never heard of her before. "
I replied
"I am not a celebrity at all because none of us are on here.
We are all a star to shine brightly in the forums because the thing about The Lounge is that it is as massive as the universe so we can all shine bright alongside each other.
We have no need for constellations. (If there were constellations they would be shaped like boobs, willies and sex toys and we don't need that ) because there is equal space amongst us to let our luminesance be seen by all.
And if one of us begins to flicker then thankfully, like today, one of us will shine a little harder for that person until their brightness returns"
I think we all need to remember to share the smiles. A drop of kindness goes a long way whereas a cutting remark does just that it cuts.
So I am sending a Friday smile to all of you. If you need an extra one feel free to grab two or more.
Let's make the Lounge a friendly place today and not an episode of Fabenders
This is awesome and so are you Lois "
Let'e be awesome together Sparkles |
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By *hom01Man
over a year ago
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My favourite joke at the Edinburgh Fringe a few years ago was " Whilst babysitting I told my niece that the old people on Antiques Roadshow were ghosts trying to get their stuff back " !!
Hope that's brought a few smiles to everyone .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wrote this on a post the other day and I am going to share this again because I think it is important in these times.
Incandescent created a post about me and somebody asked the following
"Who's that person? Some celebrity or something? Never heard of her before. "
I replied
"I am not a celebrity at all because none of us are on here.
We are all a star to shine brightly in the forums because the thing about The Lounge is that it is as massive as the universe so we can all shine bright alongside each other.
We have no need for constellations. (If there were constellations they would be shaped like boobs, willies and sex toys and we don't need that ) because there is equal space amongst us to let our luminesance be seen by all.
And if one of us begins to flicker then thankfully, like today, one of us will shine a little harder for that person until their brightness returns"
I think we all need to remember to share the smiles. A drop of kindness goes a long way whereas a cutting remark does just that it cuts.
So I am sending a Friday smile to all of you. If you need an extra one feel free to grab two or more.
Let's make the Lounge a friendly place today and not an episode of Fabenders
"
Love this |
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over a year ago
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I gave my car to a work colleague this morning to take to get a tyre changed for me as I was gonna be offsite. I've since had a lot of funny phone calls and texts about how the tyres people discovered a large pink dildo in my glove box when searching for my locknut attachment. My workmate stitched me up big time and now I'm getting tortured by everyone lol |
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"A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time.
The penguin isn't the neatest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream.
When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says,
"Looks like you blew a seal."
"No," the penguin insists,
"it's just ice cream.""
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"I wrote this on a post the other day and I am going to share this again because I think it is important in these times.
Incandescent created a post about me and somebody asked the following
"Who's that person? Some celebrity or something? Never heard of her before. "
I replied
"I am not a celebrity at all because none of us are on here.
We are all a star to shine brightly in the forums because the thing about The Lounge is that it is as massive as the universe so we can all shine bright alongside each other.
We have no need for constellations. (If there were constellations they would be shaped like boobs, willies and sex toys and we don't need that ) because there is equal space amongst us to let our luminesance be seen by all.
And if one of us begins to flicker then thankfully, like today, one of us will shine a little harder for that person until their brightness returns"
I think we all need to remember to share the smiles. A drop of kindness goes a long way whereas a cutting remark does just that it cuts.
So I am sending a Friday smile to all of you. If you need an extra one feel free to grab two or more.
Let's make the Lounge a friendly place today and not an episode of Fabenders
"
This is beautiful Lois. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lornajo you are a beautiful person inside and out and always make an effort to accept everyone xx
Thank you. I needed that today as I'm a bit cranky. "
You are very welcome and oh dear remember tomorrow is another day xx |
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"I wrote this on a post the other day and I am going to share this again because I think it is important in these times.
Incandescent created a post about me and somebody asked the following
"Who's that person? Some celebrity or something? Never heard of her before. "
I replied
"I am not a celebrity at all because none of us are on here.
We are all a star to shine brightly in the forums because the thing about The Lounge is that it is as massive as the universe so we can all shine bright alongside each other.
We have no need for constellations. (If there were constellations they would be shaped like boobs, willies and sex toys and we don't need that ) because there is equal space amongst us to let our luminesance be seen by all.
And if one of us begins to flicker then thankfully, like today, one of us will shine a little harder for that person until their brightness returns"
I think we all need to remember to share the smiles. A drop of kindness goes a long way whereas a cutting remark does just that it cuts.
So I am sending a Friday smile to all of you. If you need an extra one feel free to grab two or more.
Let's make the Lounge a friendly place today and not an episode of Fabenders
This is beautiful Lois. "
Wow, this is gorgeous Lois. You’re a bright star anyway, and you help others shine brighter. What a beautiful gift to bring |
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Three men walk into the doctors. The first hops in and takes his shoes and socks off.
‘Oh my’ says the doctor ‘ that is a very bad case of toesillitious, apply this cream four times a day and you will be fine’
The next man hobbles in and drops his trousers.
‘Oh poor you’ says the doctor ‘that is one of the worst cases of Kneasles I have seen in quite a while. That these pills four times a day and you will soon be right as rain’
The third man, minces slowly in and drops his trousers and pants.
The doctor looks in horror! ‘DEAR SWEET JUMPPING JESUS H CHRIST ON A BIKE!!! That is the worst Case of small cocks I have ever seen. I’m afraid you are buggered mate!!!’
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"I hope my jokes made you all smile 
Always
Good morning lovely Lois. I hope you’re feeling well.  "
Hi Lorraine I am pleased to report that I am feeling really well today and only a little tingly. I hope you have a beautiful day in the sunshine |
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"A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time.
The penguin isn't the neatest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream.
When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says,
"Looks like you blew a seal."
"No," the penguin insists,
"it's just ice cream."
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That raised equal eugh and |
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Man in a retirement home is celebrating his 90th birthday. The staff and residents have had a collection, and they’ve treated him to a stripper.
She stands there in her underwear, and says to him “I’m here to offer you super sex!”
He replies “Can I have the soup?” |
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"I hope my jokes made you all smile
Always
Good morning lovely Lois. I hope you’re feeling well.
Hi Lorraine I am pleased to report that I am feeling really well today and only a little tingly. I hope you have a beautiful day in the sunshine "
Hope you’re doing good babe |
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"I hope my jokes made you all smile
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Good morning lovely Lois. I hope you’re feeling well.
Hi Lorraine I am pleased to report that I am feeling really well today and only a little tingly. I hope you have a beautiful day in the sunshine
Hope you’re doing good babe "
I do not believe that you have the sexiest btm on fabs |
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"I hope my jokes made you all smile
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Good morning lovely Lois. I hope you’re feeling well.
Hi Lorraine I am pleased to report that I am feeling really well today and only a little tingly. I hope you have a beautiful day in the sunshine
Hope you’re doing good babe "
This babe is in babealicious form thanks hun |
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"I hope my jokes made you all smile
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Good morning lovely Lois. I hope you’re feeling well.
Hi Lorraine I am pleased to report that I am feeling really well today and only a little tingly. I hope you have a beautiful day in the sunshine
Hope you’re doing good babe
This babe is in babealicious form thanks hun "
Good to hear sugar. Wanna see something so big it’ll blow that pretty little head of yours? |
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"I hope my jokes made you all smile
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Good morning lovely Lois. I hope you’re feeling well.
Hi Lorraine I am pleased to report that I am feeling really well today and only a little tingly. I hope you have a beautiful day in the sunshine
Hope you’re doing good babe
This babe is in babealicious form thanks hun
Good to hear sugar. Wanna see something so big it’ll blow that pretty little head of yours? "
Only if I can blow it |
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"I hope my jokes made you all smile
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Good morning lovely Lois. I hope you’re feeling well.
Hi Lorraine I am pleased to report that I am feeling really well today and only a little tingly. I hope you have a beautiful day in the sunshine
Hope you’re doing good babe
This babe is in babealicious form thanks hun
Good to hear sugar. Wanna see something so big it’ll blow that pretty little head of yours?
Only if I can blow it "
It’ll make you cry. Sending |
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