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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cake is overrated
What sort of cake?
Cock cake
Cake shaped like a cock? Or cake made of cock?
You pick
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I think the former then.... sponge with fresh cream filling I guess |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sometimes when I'm teaching, and I know it is wrong, but purposely blame the kids and tell them they should be ashamed of themselves after I silently fart. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sometimes when I'm teaching, and I know it is wrong, but purposely blame the kids and tell them they should be ashamed of themselves after I silently fart."
Ahahahahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cake is overrated
I feel like I’ve let you down!
I made cookies today. So many. "
Yep, I'm shocked. My pillow is soaked from the tears. I had visions of us drinking milkshake and eating cake in the sun and now my dreams are shattered.
Can I have a cookie?? What flavour cookie?! Oh I want a cookie please!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So mermaids, what is that all about!? So Ariel and Eric’s big day is over, they rush up to the honeymoon suite, Eric desperately trying to control his ‘staff of righteousness’. They enter the room, the four poster bed calls to them. Ariel lifts her wedding dress, the tang of Whitby bay at low tide fills the air. Eric knows the moment has come. Ariel slowly removes her silk panties and ..... unloading her roe all over the Axminster states, without a by your leave, that she is knacked and is going to get some kip while Eric gets on with fertilising the kids !!!!! No amount of Vanish is going to get the deposit on the room back!!! |
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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago
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"Money Heist (La Casa de Papel) is very watchable but it's terribly problematic and and the head of the police team is painfully shit at her job. " And watching the vocal dubbing on delay is a blinking nightmare
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"Money Heist (La Casa de Papel) is very watchable but it's terribly problematic and and the head of the police team is painfully shit at her job. And watching the vocal dubbing on delay is a blinking nightmare"
Oh... but... it's so good we can ignore that...
Plus... Tokyo |
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