"For six years when the doorbell goes my dog runs to the door all excited and barking
And not once has it been for him
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The wee scone set him up with a play date to come and ring the bell
Our male Rottie hates the post, if a letter is put through and hits the floor it'll be fine, put it half way through, dangling in the letterbox and it'll either be shredded or have teeth marks right through.
I Lost a passport a pair of Raybans and a PDA in one day a few years ago.