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over a year ago
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"I dunk but only in some one elses coffee as I dont take milk and they dont taste same dunked in black coffee 
you dunk in mine n i'll dunk in yours  "
We still talking biscuits or do I need to get the strap on out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just as important is how many dunks you can get before the biscuit crumbles into a pathetic mess at the bottom of your tea while you're left to curse mcvities*.
I'm opting for 2.
*Other brands are available. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But I'm not d*unk.....  
Dunk Soxy! Keep up will ya? "
Ah......OK, Dunking,,,,, ! ,,,,now I see... but!!!!!
Ewwww, doesn't that invole sticking something hard in something wet, just to make it go limp and floppy? ....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But I'm not d*unk.....
Dunk Soxy! Keep up will ya?
Ah......OK, Dunking,,,,, ! ,,,,now I see... but!!!!!
Ewwww, doesn't that invole sticking something hard in something wet, just to make it go limp and floppy? ....
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Now, there's an idea    |
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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago
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"But I'm not d*unk.....
Dunk Soxy! Keep up will ya?
Ah......OK, Dunking,,,,, ! ,,,,now I see... but!!!!!
Ewwww, doesn't that invole sticking something hard in something wet, just to make it go limp and floppy? ....
Now, there's an idea "
 i'm game...lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dunk!
Soggy ginger nuts. Oo-er missus!
 kinky!!
It's the way forward...now where is that hair dye?? pubic area is more sensitive to dyes...;-)"
Ahhh...i have no hair to dye down there!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dunk!
Soggy ginger nuts. Oo-er missus!
kinky!!
It's the way forward...now where is that hair dye?? pubic area is more sensitive to dyes...;-)
Ahhh...i have no hair to dye down there!! "
so where would we be dunking.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dunk!
Soggy ginger nuts. Oo-er missus!
kinky!!
It's the way forward...now where is that hair dye?? pubic area is more sensitive to dyes...;-)
Ahhh...i have no hair to dye down there!! so where would we be dunking.... "
If one wasn't such a gentleman one would use the word teabagging...but i am so i won't!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That's a crime! Dunking jaffa cakes?
Oooooh so so wrong! The only thing to do with jaffa cakes is firstly nibble all the chocolate off, then using only your tongue peel the orange jelly bit off! Mmmmmmm! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That's a crime! Dunking jaffa cakes?
Oooooh so so wrong! The only thing to do with jaffa cakes is firstly nibble all the chocolate off, then using only your tongue peel the orange jelly bit off! Mmmmmmm! "
Going to try this one now... will report back if I suceeded |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dunk!
Soggy ginger nuts. Oo-er missus!
kinky!!
It's the way forward...now where is that hair dye?? pubic area is more sensitive to dyes...;-)
Ahhh...i have no hair to dye down there!! so where would we be dunking....
If one wasn't such a gentleman one would use the word teabagging...but i am so i won't!! "
And as one is a lady one would not possibly understand |
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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago
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"That's a crime! Dunking jaffa cakes?
Oooooh so so wrong! The only thing to do with jaffa cakes is firstly nibble all the chocolate off, then using only your tongue peel the orange jelly bit off! Mmmmmmm! "
that really is the ONLY way to eat a jaffa cake |
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I have just been to Dunkapedia and found out all about Dunking and will bore you all to death with the facts
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source Dunkapedia |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dunk!
Soggy ginger nuts. Oo-er missus!
kinky!!
It's the way forward...now where is that hair dye?? pubic area is more sensitive to dyes...;-)
Ahhh...i have no hair to dye down there!! so where would we be dunking....
If one wasn't such a gentleman one would use the word teabagging...but i am so i won't!! And as one is a lady one would not possibly understand
*spits tea^
Is that what happens when bagging???;-)"
Dunno *shrugs* I'm too innocent to know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dunk but only in some one elses coffee as I dont take milk and they dont taste same dunked in black coffee
you dunk in mine n i'll dunk in yours
We still talking biscuits or do I need to get the strap on out
strap on ooouuuuch noooooo  "
 ok will stick with hob nobs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok i might be asking a really dumb question here!
What's teabagging? 
It involves balls
Chocolate ones? They would melt though? "
Think suck on my (but not my cos its me and I dont have any)chocolate salty balls but forget the chocolate |
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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago
south coast |
"I dunk but only in some one elses coffee as I dont take milk and they dont taste same dunked in black coffee
you dunk in mine n i'll dunk in yours
We still talking biscuits or do I need to get the strap on out
strap on ooouuuuch noooooo
ok will stick with hob nobs "
okies i'll dunk my hard thing into your wet thing to make it go soft n floppy while your dunking yer hobnobs in my coffee lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok i might be asking a really dumb question here!
What's teabagging?
It involves balls
Chocolate ones? They would melt though?
Think suck on my (but not my cos its me and I dont have any)chocolate salty balls but forget the chocolate "
wow that's a riddle and half! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dunk but only in some one elses coffee as I dont take milk and they dont taste same dunked in black coffee
you dunk in mine n i'll dunk in yours
We still talking biscuits or do I need to get the strap on out
strap on ooouuuuch noooooo
ok will stick with hob nobs
okies i'll dunk my hard thing into your wet thing to make it go soft n floppy while your dunking yer hobnobs in my coffee lol"
Hope your not a one dunk wonder |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dunk but only in some one elses coffee as I dont take milk and they dont taste same dunked in black coffee
you dunk in mine n i'll dunk in yours
We still talking biscuits or do I need to get the strap on out
strap on ooouuuuch noooooo
ok will stick with hob nobs
okies i'll dunk my hard thing into your wet thing to make it go soft n floppy while your dunking yer hobnobs in my coffee lol"
Hope your not a one dunk wonder |
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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago
south coast |
"I dunk but only in some one elses coffee as I dont take milk and they dont taste same dunked in black coffee
you dunk in mine n i'll dunk in yours
We still talking biscuits or do I need to get the strap on out
strap on ooouuuuch noooooo
ok will stick with hob nobs
okies i'll dunk my hard thing into your wet thing to make it go soft n floppy while your dunking yer hobnobs in my coffee lol
Hope your not a one dunk wonder "
ermmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Should I leave fab then..............
I love to dunk biscuits, especially ginger nuts and I love marmite.......
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you know where the door is, please close it after you! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im going off jaffas, cant peel them the way it was suggested! Moving on to finger biscuits - they are used for Tiramisu and they soak up lovely....
more tongue practise needed then...
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Clearly, more training is required whcih in turn creates a a need for more willing volunteers...;-) |
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"Im going off jaffas, cant peel them the way it was suggested! Moving on to finger biscuits - they are used for Tiramisu and they soak up lovely....
more tongue practise needed then...
Clearly, more training is required whcih in turn creates a a need for more willing volunteers...;-)"
a chap would be only to arrive with some jaffa cakes
cue the melt down of your inbox lol |
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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago
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"I dunk but only in some one elses coffee as I dont take milk and they dont taste same dunked in black coffee
you dunk in mine n i'll dunk in yours
We still talking biscuits or do I need to get the strap on out
strap on ooouuuuch noooooo
ok will stick with hob nobs
okies i'll dunk my hard thing into your wet thing to make it go soft n floppy while your dunking yer hobnobs in my coffee lol
Hope your not a one dunk wonder
ermmmm
flip sake I get all the best  "
how good are you at getting soft things hard again |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My name is Fia ... and I'm a Dunkaholic "
Welcome to the group, I am sure you will benefit greatly from the experience other addicts will share on this thread |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"oh fuck it... have to share..
I've just had my first 'Dunk' in months
*does happy dance*"
No, you dont have to share your dunks... just talk about them to the group pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My name is Fia ... and I'm a Dunkaholic Welcome to the group, I am sure you will benefit greatly from the experience other addicts will share on this thread "
I feel better already! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"oh fuck it... have to share..
I've just had my first 'Dunk' in months
*does happy dance*
No, you dont have to share your dunks... just talk about them to the group pmsl "
I'm all confused now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"oh fuck it... have to share..
I've just had my first 'Dunk' in months
*does happy dance*
No, you dont have to share your dunks... just talk about them to the group pmsl
I'm all confused now "
You can keep all your dunks.... to yourself... The group is listening to your exploits... of the dunks.... This, we feel will make you feel better (and the voyeurs within the group are getting a freebie...;-) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I dunked too many times without stopping, there was a big splash, it went all soggy and my bedsheets are ruined "
Ouch, hope it comes out with the wash |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"....we are talking in euphemisms...right?
are they chocolate coated "
I've never dunked a 'coffe-cream', I've had some 'nice' ones, and am partial to those little Italian ones with sprinkles |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Feels left out! Am i the only non dunker in here! "
Please dont feel left out, we welcome those who could be corrupted... TempnBunk is doing his level best |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Feels left out! Am i the only non dunker in here!
pffffft frigid biscuit ruiner!"
that's not very nice!
You promised you wouldn't tell anybody about my little problem! |
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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago
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"Feels left out! Am i the only non dunker in here! Please dont feel left out, we welcome those who could be corrupted... TempnBunk is doing his level best"
i do try...lol hate to see anyone left out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Feels left out! Am i the only non dunker in here!
pffffft frigid biscuit ruiner!
that's not very nice!
You promised you wouldn't tell anybody about my little problem! "
It's for your own good hunny... heeeeere biccie biccie biccie... you know you want to *wiggles a soggy double choc-chip cookie* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Feels left out! Am i the only non dunker in here!
come to the dark side
be gentle with me
i'll start you off slowly"
Is the dunking part of the process or the aim/ objective? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Feels left out! Am i the only non dunker in here!
pffffft frigid biscuit ruiner!
that's not very nice!
You promised you wouldn't tell anybody about my little problem!
It's for your own good hunny... heeeeere biccie biccie biccie... you know you want to *wiggles a soggy double choc-chip cookie* "
Hey, this is hilarious... who needs friends in real life when your little secrets can come out in the forum posts pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Feels left out! Am i the only non dunker in here!
pffffft frigid biscuit ruiner!
that's not very nice!
You promised you wouldn't tell anybody about my little problem!
It's for your own good hunny... heeeeere biccie biccie biccie... you know you want to *wiggles a soggy double choc-chip cookie* "
your so pushy lol! I am going to go to the nice Scottish couples dark side!
If i am not back in a few hours please send a search party! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Feels left out! Am i the only non dunker in here!
pffffft frigid biscuit ruiner!
that's not very nice!
You promised you wouldn't tell anybody about my little problem!
It's for your own good hunny... heeeeere biccie biccie biccie... you know you want to *wiggles a soggy double choc-chip cookie*
your so pushy lol! I am going to go to the nice Scottish couples dark side!
If i am not back in a few hours please send a search party!"
Leave a forwarding address please ... |
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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago
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"Feels left out! Am i the only non dunker in here!
come to the dark side
be gentle with me
i'll start you off slowlyIs the dunking part of the process or the aim/ objective? "
part of the process....the objective is to raise your confidence and enjoyment in freely dunking without guilt |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Feels left out! Am i the only non dunker in here!
come to the dark side
be gentle with me
i'll start you off slowlyIs the dunking part of the process or the aim/ objective?
part of the process....the objective is to raise your confidence and enjoyment in freely dunking without guilt "
I think I ll join your training program if I may |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok i am not going to shout, as i am a calm person most of the time!
But i will not join in in this dunking filth! If biscuits were meant to be dunked surely they would come with a bit of string attached or something along those lines!
I don't want to dunk! Ever! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All dunkers should be banned lol!
And who mentioned marmite? Eugh! Disgusting stuff!"
You say can controversial then someone mentions Marmite lol don't get much more controversial than Marmite lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Try dunking langue du chats in champagne
you been at the bottle again?"
Was think the same
Am hoping will tell us what they are cos I'm being too lazy to google |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't want to dunk! Ever!
That's it... I'm off
see you! "
You can't fool me missy, you turned down my cookie, to run off with a couple for a Double-dunking session!
... I'll go share my soggy coockie with someone who appreciates it
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Try dunking langue du chats in champagne
you been at the bottle again?
Was think the same
Am hoping will tell us what they are cos I'm being too lazy to google "
they want us to dunk our pussies in champagne |
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"Try dunking langue du chats in champagne
you been at the bottle again?
Was think the same
Am hoping will tell us what they are cos I'm being too lazy to google "
literally cats tongue. A fine biscuit and made in Rheim with rise champagne x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Try dunking langue du chats in champagne
you been at the bottle again?
Was think the same
Am hoping will tell us what they are cos I'm being too lazy to google literally cats tongue. A fine biscuit and made in Rheim with rise champagne x "
Ahh no good for me then I don't like champagne, will zummerzets finnest zider do |
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"Try dunking langue du chats in champagne
you been at the bottle again?
Was think the same
Am hoping will tell us what they are cos I'm being too lazy to google literally cats tongue. A fine biscuit and made in Rheim with rise champagne x
Ahh no good for me then I don't like champagne, will zummerzets finnest zider do "
Love zummerset zider |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who dunk biscuits are obviously decendants from the early aliens who settled Earth 50,000 years ago and interbred with the indigineous population they found here. People who think dunking biscuits is just plain wierd are obviously decendants from humans who weren't used for breeding (like me). I'd even go as far as to say that biscuits are made to a recipe they brought with them as no Earthling would ever have thought that mixing flour, milk, egg and sugar together, then flattening it to a few millimetres and cooking it until it's almost burnt would make an appetising meal when making bread was so much more satisfying.
You're wierd - you dunkers. Plain wierd. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Now seriously worried about the mental state of the enthusiastic dunkers this evening...perhaps instead of dunking biscuits we should consider another, less dangerous but still enjoyable activity?;-) |
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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago
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"Now seriously worried about the mental state of the enthusiastic dunkers this evening...perhaps instead of dunking biscuits we should consider another, less dangerous but still enjoyable activity?;-)"
what do you have in mind |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Now seriously worried about the mental state of the enthusiastic dunkers this evening...perhaps instead of dunking biscuits we should consider another, less dangerous but still enjoyable activity?;-)
what do you have in mind"
Are you promising to behave this time? |
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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago
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"Now seriously worried about the mental state of the enthusiastic dunkers this evening...perhaps instead of dunking biscuits we should consider another, less dangerous but still enjoyable activity?;-)
what do you have in mind
Are you promising to behave this time?"
of course....not |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Now seriously worried about the mental state of the enthusiastic dunkers this evening...perhaps instead of dunking biscuits we should consider another, less dangerous but still enjoyable activity?;-)
what do you have in mind
Are you promising to behave this time?
of course....not "
In that case lets do Truth or Dare |
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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago
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"Now seriously worried about the mental state of the enthusiastic dunkers this evening...perhaps instead of dunking biscuits we should consider another, less dangerous but still enjoyable activity?;-)
what do you have in mind
Are you promising to behave this time?
of course....not
In that case lets do Truth or Dare"
could be interesting...lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Now seriously worried about the mental state of the enthusiastic dunkers this evening...perhaps instead of dunking biscuits we should consider another, less dangerous but still enjoyable activity?;-)
what do you have in mind
Are you promising to behave this time?
of course....not
In that case lets do Truth or Dare
could be interesting...lol"
Shall we put you in charge of the next "activity" ? |
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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago
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"Now seriously worried about the mental state of the enthusiastic dunkers this evening...perhaps instead of dunking biscuits we should consider another, less dangerous but still enjoyable activity?;-)
what do you have in mind
Are you promising to behave this time?
of course....not
In that case lets do Truth or Dare
could be interesting...lol
Shall we put you in charge of the next "activity" ?"
do you like a take charge kinda guy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Now seriously worried about the mental state of the enthusiastic dunkers this evening...perhaps instead of dunking biscuits we should consider another, less dangerous but still enjoyable activity?;-)
what do you have in mind
Are you promising to behave this time?
of course....not
In that case lets do Truth or Dare
could be interesting...lol
Shall we put you in charge of the next "activity" ?
do you like a take charge kinda guy "
...
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;-)
*lost for words for the moment * |
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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago
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"Now seriously worried about the mental state of the enthusiastic dunkers this evening...perhaps instead of dunking biscuits we should consider another, less dangerous but still enjoyable activity?;-)
what do you have in mind
Are you promising to behave this time?
of course....not
In that case lets do Truth or Dare
could be interesting...lol
Shall we put you in charge of the next "activity" ?
do you like a take charge kinda guy
...
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;-)
*lost for words for the moment * "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Now seriously worried about the mental state of the enthusiastic dunkers this evening...perhaps instead of dunking biscuits we should consider another, less dangerous but still enjoyable activity?;-)
what do you have in mind
Are you promising to behave this time?
of course....not
In that case lets do Truth or Dare
could be interesting...lol
Shall we put you in charge of the next "activity" ?
do you like a take charge kinda guy
...
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;-)
*lost for words for the moment *
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OH is asking how you managed to shut me up so effectively...;-) |
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