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sarcastic thread for the jokers an banters
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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lets start a thread that doesnt end up all serious like most on here
,,be nice with it of course,,
got chatting with my hot neighbor for the first time last night,,,already forgotten his name 
bloody gold fish died last night,,,think it was a fair ride
an away you go lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ho
Hi Santa! You're about 6 months early... I know the year has been very long so far, but chill on the pole for a bit
Oh gosh I hadn't realised it was Santa
I just thought she was advertising  "
Advertising for what? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ho
Hi Santa! You're about 6 months early... I know the year has been very long so far, but chill on the pole for a bit
Oh gosh I hadn't realised it was Santa
I just thought she was advertising
Advertising for what?"
Her gardening services |
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"Ho
Did someone ask for a hoe?
Cause hi 
I'll take a hoe, my garden needs taming! 
Pervert!
*adds to hotlist*
May already be on my hotlist 
Haha and no lockdown bush... waxed last night  "
Thats a shame ive got a strimmer that if you put in a little juice away it goes |
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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago
Nottinghamshire |
"Ho
Did someone ask for a hoe?
Cause hi
I'll take a hoe, my garden needs taming!
Pervert!
*adds to hotlist*
May already be on my hotlist
Haha and no lockdown bush... waxed last night "
u wax it yourself, ouch |
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"Ho
Did someone ask for a hoe?
Cause hi
I'll take a hoe, my garden needs taming!
Pervert!
*adds to hotlist*
May already be on my hotlist
Haha and no lockdown bush... waxed last night u wax it yourself, ouch "
New lockdown skill!
Mistress of pain and silky vaginas at your service |
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"Ho
Did someone ask for a hoe?
Cause hi
I'll take a hoe, my garden needs taming!
Pervert!
*adds to hotlist*
May already be on my hotlist
Haha and no lockdown bush... waxed last night
Thats a shame ive got a strimmer that if you put in a little juice away it goes "
What's it's fuel of choice?
Welcome for a hack at it! |
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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago
Nottinghamshire |
"Ho
Did someone ask for a hoe?
Cause hi
I'll take a hoe, my garden needs taming!
Pervert!
*adds to hotlist*
May already be on my hotlist
Haha and no lockdown bush... waxed last night u wax it yourself, ouch
New lockdown skill!
Mistress of pain and silky vaginas at your service "
I dont mind it being waxed I just dont think I could do it myself lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ho
Did someone ask for a hoe?
Cause hi
I'll take a hoe, my garden needs taming!
Pervert!
*adds to hotlist*
May already be on my hotlist
Haha and no lockdown bush... waxed last night
Thats a shame ive got a strimmer that if you put in a little juice away it goes
What's it's fuel of choice?
Welcome for a hack at it! "
2stroke... |
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"Ho
Did someone ask for a hoe?
Cause hi
I'll take a hoe, my garden needs taming!
Pervert!
*adds to hotlist*
May already be on my hotlist
Haha and no lockdown bush... waxed last night
Thats a shame ive got a strimmer that if you put in a little juice away it goes
What's it's fuel of choice?
Welcome for a hack at it! "
Hang on ill ask him please hold......
You he said he runs on you fuel |
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"Ho
Did someone ask for a hoe?
Cause hi
I'll take a hoe, my garden needs taming!
Pervert!
*adds to hotlist*
May already be on my hotlist
Haha and no lockdown bush... waxed last night
Thats a shame ive got a strimmer that if you put in a little juice away it goes
What's it's fuel of choice?
Welcome for a hack at it!
Hang on ill ask him please hold......
You he said he runs on you fuel "
Oh well I'm empty 
Come fill me up?  |
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"Ho
Did someone ask for a hoe?
Cause hi
I'll take a hoe, my garden needs taming!
Pervert!
*adds to hotlist*
May already be on my hotlist
Haha and no lockdown bush... waxed last night
Thats a shame ive got a strimmer that if you put in a little juice away it goes
What's it's fuel of choice?
Welcome for a hack at it!
Hang on ill ask him please hold......
You he said he runs on you fuel
Oh well I'm empty
Come fill me up? "
Hes pointing me in the direction in just following  |
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