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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lets get this shit out quickly....
Best autocorrect I've seen in a while
Preferred OP:
‘So I have a dump this far ages.‘
Endless possibilities "
I've been saying this for months as this is not the 1st time I've done something like this but I really should proofread. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had the best birthday yesterday....steak and chips for dinner in evening then watched football which was a bit weird with the fake crowd noise!"
Glad to hear it (fiftyface) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had the best birthday yesterday....steak and chips for dinner in evening then watched football which was a bit weird with the fake crowd noise!"
Nothing new at City
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had the best birthday yesterday....steak and chips for dinner in evening then watched football which was a bit weird with the fake crowd noise!"
Wooo! I'm glad it was wonderful. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shall I get a takeaway or have a BORING jacket potato?
A delicious takeaway!!
What will you get?! i like you!
I like being liked!! " and i like likeing you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"is it raining?
Fell in a river well that would do it!
It's actually just pissing it down here. Was nice when i went to work!" June in England!! always the same now |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Lets get this shit out quickly....
Best autocorrect I've seen in a while
Preferred OP:
‘So I have a dump this far ages.‘
Endless possibilities
I've been saying this for months as this is not the 1st time I've done something like this but I really should proofread. "
Was genius Lorna! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's raining in Manchester.
I'm shocked. Shocked I tell you. So shocked.
Damp in North Devon too"
Not referring to you being damp
And rain in Manchester? What's the world coming to??? |
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"It's raining in Manchester.
I'm shocked. Shocked I tell you. So shocked.
Damp in North Devon too
Not referring to you being damp
And rain in Manchester? What's the world coming to???"
Next you'll be telling me that people refer to others as love and our kid. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's raining in Manchester.
I'm shocked. Shocked I tell you. So shocked.
Damp in North Devon too
Not referring to you being damp
And rain in Manchester? What's the world coming to???
Next you'll be telling me that people refer to others as love and our kid."
I can't believe anyone ever built a cricket oval in Manchester, or Wales for that matter... |
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"It's raining in Manchester.
I'm shocked. Shocked I tell you. So shocked.
Damp in North Devon too
Not referring to you being damp
And rain in Manchester? What's the world coming to???
Next you'll be telling me that people refer to others as love and our kid.
I can't believe anyone ever built a cricket oval in Manchester, or Wales for that matter..."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A man walks into a bar and orders six shots of tequila, as the barman pours them he quickly drinks them, one after the other.
The barman says "you're drinking a bit quick aren't you"
the man says "you'd drink quickly if you had what I've got"
Barman asks "why, what have you got?"
Man says "um, £2.50" |
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A guy is sitting at the doctor's office.
The doctor walks in and says, "I have some bad news. I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating."
"I don't understand, doc," the patient says. "Why?" "Because," the doctor says. "I'm trying to examine you." |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A guy is sitting at the doctor's office.
The doctor walks in and says, "I have some bad news. I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating."
"I don't understand, doc," the patient says. "Why?" "Because," the doctor says. "I'm trying to examine you." "
Boom boom |
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A family was driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumped against the windshield. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect."
"Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!" |
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