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By *.D.I.D.A.S OP Man
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
A bloke on the train showed me a picture of his wife, and asked if i thought she was sexy.
I said: “If you think she’s beautiful you should see my mate’s wife.”
“Is she a stunner?” he asked.
“No she’s an optician,” I replied. |
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By *.D.I.D.A.S OP Man
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
An old bloke hires a hit man to kill his wife of 40 years.
The hitman says "I'll shoot her just below her left tit"
The husband replies "I want her dead not fucking kneecapped!" |
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