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over a year ago
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"Thats why I always strap them down 
Lesson to self strap them down dont feed them
Probably best feeding them  
Why?
Or they'll die maybe
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More useful well fed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thats why I always strap them down
Lesson to self strap them down dont feed them
Probably best feeding them
Why?
Or they'll die maybe
More useful well fed
How so?"
More energy,and well, theyre alive |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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"Thats why I always strap them down
Lesson to self strap them down dont feed them
Probably best feeding them
Why?
Or they'll die maybe
More useful well fed
How so?
More energy,and well, theyre alive "
But where is he? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thats why I always strap them down
Lesson to self strap them down dont feed them
Probably best feeding them
Why?
Or they'll die maybe
More useful well fed
How so?
More energy,and well, theyre alive
But where is he?"
What's he like then?  |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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"Thats why I always strap them down
Lesson to self strap them down dont feed them
Probably best feeding them
Why?
Or they'll die maybe
More useful well fed
How so?
More energy,and well, theyre alive
But where is he?
What's he like then? "
Hes got no teeth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thats why I always strap them down
Lesson to self strap them down dont feed them
Probably best feeding them
Why?
Or they'll die maybe
More useful well fed
How so?
More energy,and well, theyre alive
But where is he?
What's he like then?
Hes got no teeth"
Why? |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Thats why I always strap them down
Lesson to self strap them down dont feed them
Probably best feeding them
Why?
Or they'll die maybe
More useful well fed
How so?
More energy,and well, theyre alive
But where is he?
What's he like then?
Hes got no teeth
Why?"
Ask him |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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"I think I saw him on the number 7 bus...
What time?
About 10.42...I was outside the chippy...saw him on the top deck...he didn't see me though..I had my mask and headscarf on..  "
Why didn't you stick a bin bag over his head and send him to me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thats why I always strap them down
Lesson to self strap them down dont feed them
Probably best feeding them
Why?
Or they'll die maybe
More useful well fed
How so?
More energy,and well, theyre alive
But where is he?
What's he like then?
Hes got no teeth
Why?
Ask him"
If i can f*****n find him i will. Caused no end of bother he has. |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Thats why I always strap them down
Lesson to self strap them down dont feed them
Probably best feeding them
Why?
Or they'll die maybe
More useful well fed
How so?
More energy,and well, theyre alive
But where is he?
What's he like then?
Hes got no teeth
Why?
Ask him
If i can f*****n find him i will. Caused no end of bother he has. "
Yes he has hes terrible |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"I think I saw him on the number 7 bus...
What time?
About 10.42...I was outside the chippy...saw him on the top deck...he didn't see me though..I had my mask and headscarf on..
Why didn't you stick a bin bag over his head and send him to me "
Well he looked very angry, I thought about offering him my pickled onion , but he looked full of wind already... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I saw him on the number 7 bus...
What time?
About 10.42...I was outside the chippy...saw him on the top deck...he didn't see me though..I had my mask and headscarf on..
Why didn't you stick a bin bag over his head and send him to me
Well he looked very angry, I thought about offering him my pickled onion , but he looked full of wind already... "
He's apparently no teeth so id love to see him try to gum a pickled onion |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"I think I saw him on the number 7 bus...
What time?
About 10.42...I was outside the chippy...saw him on the top deck...he didn't see me though..I had my mask and headscarf on..
Why didn't you stick a bin bag over his head and send him to me
Well he looked very angry, I thought about offering him my pickled onion , but he looked full of wind already...
He's apparently no teeth so id love to see him try to gum a pickled onion "
Hmmm...spose he could suck it...hold up...he's just got off the bus..I'll give chase.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I saw him on the number 7 bus...
What time?
About 10.42...I was outside the chippy...saw him on the top deck...he didn't see me though..I had my mask and headscarf on..
Why didn't you stick a bin bag over his head and send him to me
Well he looked very angry, I thought about offering him my pickled onion , but he looked full of wind already...
He's apparently no teeth so id love to see him try to gum a pickled onion
Hmmm...spose he could suck it...hold up...he's just got off the bus..I'll give chase.. "
At least he can't bite you |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"I think I saw him on the number 7 bus...
What time?
About 10.42...I was outside the chippy...saw him on the top deck...he didn't see me though..I had my mask and headscarf on..
Why didn't you stick a bin bag over his head and send him to me
Well he looked very angry, I thought about offering him my pickled onion , but he looked full of wind already... "
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"I think I saw him on the number 7 bus...
What time?
About 10.42...I was outside the chippy...saw him on the top deck...he didn't see me though..I had my mask and headscarf on..
Why didn't you stick a bin bag over his head and send him to me
Well he looked very angry, I thought about offering him my pickled onion , but he looked full of wind already...
He's apparently no teeth so id love to see him try to gum a pickled onion
Hmmm...spose he could suck it...hold up...he's just got off the bus..I'll give chase.. "
Grab him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Getting worried now, it's late
You gotta torch?...
Aye, but f**k that. He's on his own now
Find him"
Ok, but only if i can use a big flaming torch. Like the ones the villagers use in Frankenstein movies. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Getting worried now, it's late
You gotta torch?...
Aye, but f**k that. He's on his own now
But he's scared of the dark "
Och tug the heart strings why don't you. Hope he appreciates all this concern  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He was in my bed naked well i hope you suitably chastised him for causing all this bother?
Oh yes sweety xx
He can sleep in the yard"
That'll teach him. |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"He was in my bed naked
Tut.....has he got my sausage?.. 
That's gone limp like him
Oh..I don't fancy it anymore, I'll suck on me onion...
I owe you xxx you gave chase x"
I'm knackered with all the chasing, so off to bed! Na night.xxx
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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"He was in my bed naked
Tut.....has he got my sausage?..
That's gone limp like him
Oh..I don't fancy it anymore, I'll suck on me onion...
I owe you xxx you gave chase x
I'm knackered with all the chasing, so off to bed! Na night.xxx
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Night love x |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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"Hes gone again ,
Oh sh** ok I'll get my running shoes on...which way did he go?..
That way grab him xx
Bugger, he's too fast for me...I know, I'll get me inline roller skates on.. "
Bite him |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Hes gone again ,
Oh sh** ok I'll get my running shoes on...which way did he go?..
That way grab him xx
Bugger, he's too fast for me...I know, I'll get me inline roller skates on..
Bite him"
He's just tripped over...I should get him now... |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Hes gone again ,
Oh sh** ok I'll get my running shoes on...which way did he go?..
That way grab him xx
Bugger, he's too fast for me...I know, I'll get me inline roller skates on..
Bite him
He's just tripped over...I should get him now... "
Good good xx |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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"Right, I've just thrown myself on top of him...he's not happy...what shall I do with him...
Wrestle him put him in a box and send to me x
Right..just got to find a box..."
Thankyou xx |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Right, I've just thrown myself on top of him...he's not happy...what shall I do with him...
Wrestle him put him in a box and send to me x
Right..just got to find a box...
Thankyou xx"
Right..he's in the box..you will have to sign on receipt though... |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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"Right, I've just thrown myself on top of him...he's not happy...what shall I do with him...
Wrestle him put him in a box and send to me x
Right..just got to find a box...
Thankyou xx
Right..he's in the box..you will have to sign on receipt though..."
Will do did he fit in? |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Right, I've just thrown myself on top of him...he's not happy...what shall I do with him...
Wrestle him put him in a box and send to me x
Right..just got to find a box...
Thankyou xx
Right..he's in the box..you will have to sign on receipt though...
Will do did he fit in?"
Yep, bit tight, but he's in
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Right, I've just thrown myself on top of him...he's not happy...what shall I do with him...
Wrestle him put him in a box and send to me x
Right..just got to find a box...
Thankyou xx
Right..he's in the box..you will have to sign on receipt though...
Will do did he fit in?
Yep, bit tight, but he's in
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Right, I've just thrown myself on top of him...he's not happy...what shall I do with him...
Wrestle him put him in a box and send to me x
Right..just got to find a box...
Thankyou xx
Right..he's in the box..you will have to sign on receipt though...
Will do did he fit in?
Yep, bit tight, but he's in
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right, I've just thrown myself on top of him...he's not happy...what shall I do with him...
Wrestle him put him in a box and send to me x
Right..just got to find a box...
Thankyou xx
Right..he's in the box..you will have to sign on receipt though...
Will do did he fit in?
Yep, bit tight, but he's in
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