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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'll start with one that always cracks me up, the knob gobbler!

Please share yours

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd say that was more of an insult tbh

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By *lbinoGorillaMan  over a year ago

Redditch

My favourite is Septics as a term for Americans

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Simp could apply to a few men on here...

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan  over a year ago

Torquay

Khazi is particularly British I believe, it's a great place to sit and browse the forum

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Merkin - American

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'd say that was more of an insult tbh"

I wouldn't say they're mutually exclusive.

And it's only an inslut if it's directed at somebody who perceives it that way

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Khazi is particularly British I believe, it's a great place to sit and browse the forum"

That's a good one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Merkin - American"

I thought a Merkin was a kind of fanny wig..

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By *awk90Man  over a year ago

Amsterdam

Dog's bollocks!

Which is good

Then bollocks, which is bad

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What about regional ones? My beautiful friend from the north taught me two:

To pie someone off

Wind your neck in

Never heard either of them before.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan  over a year ago

Torquay


"What about regional ones? My beautiful friend from the north taught me two:

To pie someone off

Wind your neck in

Never heard either of them before."

Wind your neck in is quite common I think, not come across the other though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What about regional ones? My beautiful friend from the north taught me two:

To pie someone off

Wind your neck in

Never heard either of them before."

Wind your neck is something we use often in the south.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We say

Are you having a giraffe?

On your Jack

We seem to be more common in certain places in the south than others.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Clocking off, kicking the bucket, popping your clogs all confuse our non English speaking friends.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What about regional ones? My beautiful friend from the north taught me two:

To pie someone off

Wind your neck in

Never heard either of them before.

Wind your neck is something we use often in the south.

"

Really? Never heard it in the midlands

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

I went to the States many years ago and the expression 'tosser' was not known. I explained to various americans and candadians we met that a tosser was someone who tossed salad. Yes I did manage to keep a straight face but my mate had to leave the room to supress laughter!

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan  over a year ago

Torquay


"We say

Are you having a giraffe?

On your Jack

We seem to be more common in certain places in the south than others. "

On your Jack is rhyming slang (Jack Jones) having a giraffe is a rhyming slang derivative, should be having a Jimmy (Jimmy Giraffe) lord knows where that comes from though

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"We say

Are you having a giraffe?

On your Jack

We seem to be more common in certain places in the south than others. "

What does that mean

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By *ORDERMANMan  over a year ago

wrexham


"My favourite is Septics as a term for Americans "

I've always liked that expression can sum them up quite accurately

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By *irm hand LukeMan  over a year ago

Berkshire/West Oxfordshire

Stop being Mardy. Means moody where I'm from. Not a lot of people know that (said in the style of Micheal Cain)

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan  over a year ago

Torquay


"We say

Are you having a giraffe?

On your Jack

We seem to be more common in certain places in the south than others.

What does that mean "

Having a laugh

On your own

See above

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We say

Are you having a giraffe?

On your Jack

We seem to be more common in certain places in the south than others.

On your Jack is rhyming slang (Jack Jones) having a giraffe is a rhyming slang derivative, should be having a Jimmy (Jimmy Giraffe) lord knows where that comes from though"

Yeah I know, we've been saying them since we were kids.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We say

Are you having a giraffe?

On your Jack

We seem to be more common in certain places in the south than others.

What does that mean "

Are you having a laugh and On your own

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By *ORDERMANMan  over a year ago

wrexham

Going back to around the time that "shameless" was first on tv here.

Irish tv had a very similar series "pure mule"..

Title came from irish slang pure mule....as in if it was top bollocks it was pure mule..

But it was interchangeable in that if something was total shit it's pure mule..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I had to explain what I meant when I said 'over the moon' to my Polish colleague yesterday...

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By *ORDERMANMan  over a year ago

wrexham


"I had to explain what I meant when I said 'over the moon' to my Polish colleague yesterday... "

Was that along the lines of "I'm going to be over the moon when you get your thick polish sausage in me"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

croggy... riding pillion on a push bike

Got a cob on .. got the hump/in a mood

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By *ORDERMANMan  over a year ago

wrexham

How do they cope with our language..

I'm going to polish the furniture...

Stop talking polish in my company I don't speak it..

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By *ORDERMANMan  over a year ago

wrexham

Im knackered with all this writing

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By *ORDERMANMan  over a year ago

wrexham

Anyone cacked their pants ?

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

In Liverpool everything is boss or sound

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Stop being Mardy. Means moody where I'm from. Not a lot of people know that (said in the style of Micheal Cain)"

We say mardy arse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How do they cope with our language..

I'm going to polish the furniture...

Stop talking polish in my company I don't speak it.."

Only works if you read it..

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip


"Merkin - American"

Or a "septic".

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Stop being Mardy. Means moody where I'm from. Not a lot of people know that (said in the style of Micheal Cain)"

I used to hear mardy pants a lot as a kid, along with ‘don’t get your knickers in a twist’

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By *ORDERMANMan  over a year ago

wrexham


"In Liverpool everything is boss or sound "

"All right wack...everything sound on the mersey today..?"

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Going around the houses is one I use.

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Hey up is a Yorkshire term

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What about regional ones? My beautiful friend from the north taught me two:

To pie someone off

Wind your neck in

Never heard either of them before."

Haha these are from our area

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By *eorge JetsonMan  over a year ago

Middlesbrough

When my auntie moved back from the East end after 48 years we needed a translator to understand what she was on about .

The Rhyming slang was unbearable and she didn't register it as a problem.

Out for a "Ruby"

Lend us a "Monkey"

Do us a "Godiver"

Creaking "apples" (& pears)

Fancy a "rolla upper"

Ring us a "Hackney"

Dreadful...... ??

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan  over a year ago

Torquay


"Hey up is a Yorkshire term "

Is it? Well I'll go to the foot of our stairs

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By *ORDERMANMan  over a year ago

wrexham


"Hey up is a Yorkshire term

Is it? Well I'll go to the foot of our stairs

"

You've just knocked me over with a feather saying that....while since I've heard it..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What about regional ones? My beautiful friend from the north taught me two:

To pie someone off

Wind your neck in

Never heard either of them before.

Haha these are from our area"

Never heard pie!!

In London you can "buoy" someone off... no idea why it's a thing, but it is...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sort your napper out

Give your head a shake

What's up with your kite?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

English is a fascinating language to learn and threads like these are splendid - I am learning a lot, but having to google every phrase

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Hey up is a Yorkshire term

Is it? Well I'll go to the foot of our stairs

"

Get a grip

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mumper - term used at work for someone regularly works overtime

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By *lbinoGorillaMan  over a year ago

Redditch

I was out for a walk last night and heard a girl of about 8 asking her mum if the phrase "hold your horses" means stop immediately

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By *atricia ParnelWoman  over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Grockle is a favourite down in the forest

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll start with one that always cracks me up, the knob gobbler!

Please share yours "

I hear “Leary” often where I live and work can’t stand that expression

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By *orraine999Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere


"My favourite is Septics as a term for Americans

I've always liked that expression can sum them up quite accurately "

It sounds like an insult to me...(no offense taken)

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By *angOnBunnyCouple  over a year ago

Ipswich


"My favourite is Septics as a term for Americans

I've always liked that expression can sum them up quite accurately

It sounds like an insult to me...(no offense taken) "

Only an insult in the same manner as calling us Limeys

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By *orraine999Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere


"My favourite is Septics as a term for Americans

I've always liked that expression can sum them up quite accurately

It sounds like an insult to me...(no offense taken)

Only an insult in the same manner as calling us Limeys "

I’ve never used that term and never would...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My favourite is Septics as a term for Americans

I've always liked that expression can sum them up quite accurately

It sounds like an insult to me...(no offense taken)

Only an insult in the same manner as calling us Limeys

I’ve never used that term and never would... "

So would you say you were antiseptic?

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

Throats as dry as a Nuns chuff

Meaning being thirsty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How are you ?

I'm ticketyboo... I love this expression not sure of its origins but I first heard Billy Connoly use it and use it myself

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan  over a year ago

Torquay


"My favourite is Septics as a term for Americans

I've always liked that expression can sum them up quite accurately

It sounds like an insult to me...(no offense taken)

Only an insult in the same manner as calling us Limeys "

Limeys comes from the days of sailing ships, they sucked limes to ward off scurvy

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By *ollycouple71Couple  over a year ago

manchester


"Sort your napper out

Give your head a shake

What's up with your kite?"

or give your head a wobble

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

Could murder a kebab or a certain food just means really fancy one, no murder involved

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ginger, reference to, liquid refresment, Irn bru, and others available, Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sweaties... as in Sweaty Socks for our Scottish friends. Not heard that used in years

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By *xx90292Man  over a year ago

London

‘You’re avin a Turkish’ always makes me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sort your napper out

Give your head a shake

What's up with your kite?or give your head a wobble "

It's angin lol

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By *harlie38Man  over a year ago

walsall


"Dog's bollocks!

Which is good

Then bollocks, which is bad"

Bollocks is an old Anglo-Saxon derogatory term for a priest, it was the Catholic Church that deemed it a bad swear word.

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By *othin 2 proveCouple  over a year ago

Blackpool


"I'll start with one that always cracks me up, the knob gobbler!

Please share yours "

Sweaty socks, Jocks, those lovely scottish. If not already been said.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Trouble and Strife - for those that have - her indoors!!

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By *ORDERMANMan  over a year ago

wrexham


"My favourite is Septics as a term for Americans

I've always liked that expression can sum them up quite accurately

It sounds like an insult to me...(no offense taken)

Only an insult in the same manner as calling us Limeys

I’ve never used that term and never would... "

Septic is rhyming slang..

Septic tank...= yank..

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By *nnocentimesMan  over a year ago

over there by that tree

I use “Jack Brew” all the time at work....

When someone makes their own tea/coffee without offering anyone else one.

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By *ee04Man  over a year ago

Thurrock

Put wood inth hole

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Eartha Kitt, Pony and trap, dropping the kids at the pool,

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By *hite SnakeMan  over a year ago

leeds


"We say

Are you having a giraffe?

On your Jack

We seem to be more common in certain places in the south than others.

On your Jack is rhyming slang (Jack Jones) having a giraffe is a rhyming slang derivative, should be having a Jimmy (Jimmy Giraffe) lord knows where that comes from though"

Having a Jimmy is having a piss Jimmy riddle = riddle me ree = pee

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Shanks’s pony.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My family use... Pampers..to describe Someone who........... self absorbs and is full of shite

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Will I throw a few Irish English ones in for good measure?;)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A richard widmark.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A richard widmark. "

Skidmark

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That's a right set of cowdenbeath.

Teeth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I read that as slag...

Slag is a nice word come to think of it....

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS  over a year ago

doncaster

Her indoors meaning the wife

I'm doing a govvy ,job on the side

Put wood in door , shut the door

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jodrell bank, bashing the bishop, spank the monkey. J Arthur.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I like the old pre 90's cockaneeze slang.. the modernist Eartha Kitt is reels a cotton like john

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By *xhib12Man  over a year ago

Blyth


"How are you ?

I'm ticketyboo... I love this expression not sure of its origins but I first heard Billy Connoly use it and use it myself "

Hunky dory is another one that means the same.

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

Literally just heard a young “Lady” use the words

Bruv

Fam

Feds

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Literally just heard a young “Lady” use the words

Bruv

Fam

Feds

"

Geeza

Crew

The Filth Old Bill Cozza

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hate the word bruv or bro especially when called it by someone i'm no brother to.

Get the doodar for the whatsit it's next to the thingymajingy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I.like guck me running or guck me side ways ..

Oh and I think my cat just farted... not slang term just a fact but has reminded me .

Who killed the dog

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Daft as a brush

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

A cock and bull story

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Her indoors meaning the wife

I'm doing a govvy ,job on the side

Put wood in door , shut the door "

(Put wood in hole) x

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Her indoors meaning the wife

I'm doing a govvy ,job on the side

Put wood in door , shut the door

(Put wood in hole) x"

Put wood in t’hole actually

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I will say "init" lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

See yoU Next Tuesday

( or Thursday works just as well )

Saying goodbye to someone your not particularly fond of ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thanks pony

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Turn big light on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A bigger bum than 10 arses. Someone who bends the truth.

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By *alking HeadMan  over a year ago

Bolton

Astbinmenbinmam? Have the refuse collecters called today mother?

Yaventanyonyeraveyer? Do you have any (xyz) about your person, perchance,?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Most gross one “fuck udders” for tits. Ugh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Grockle is a favourite down in the forest"

Does that mean outsider or not local?

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By *ilver Fox 60Man  over a year ago

Southport

Covidiot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sugar! Always said in front of grandparents and young children.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Talking of slang once had a call from an hospital as one of guys who was taken to a and e where he couldnt understand the locals..he was from London a broad cockney accent and dialect the hospital was in Newcastle....nether could understand each other very well...so much local slang and accents..

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By *ORDERMANMan  over a year ago

wrexham


"Sugar! Always said in front of grandparents and young children."

Or if you drop something or bang into something with in earshot of above...

Ssshhhine a light

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By *ORDERMANMan  over a year ago

wrexham


"Talking of slang once had a call from an hospital as one of guys who was taken to a and e where he couldnt understand the locals..he was from London a broad cockney accent and dialect the hospital was in Newcastle....nether could understand each other very well...so much local slang and accents.."

Is it not said that when a geordie is in full flow speaking the local dialect someone from Scandinavia has a better chance of understanding him or her..than a southerner

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By *alking HeadMan  over a year ago

Bolton


"Talking of slang once had a call from an hospital as one of guys who was taken to a and e where he couldnt understand the locals..he was from London a broad cockney accent and dialect the hospital was in Newcastle....nether could understand each other very well...so much local slang and accents..

Is it not said that when a geordie is in full flow speaking the local dialect someone from Scandinavia has a better chance of understanding him or her..than a southerner "

Thats where the accent originates. Its an older english accent then RP. Or they are all fans of the muppets swedish chef.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If something is pissing me of I say "it's getting on my tits"!

Confused the shit out of an American friend

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

we use the phrase cooking fat for the cat when it wraps itself round your legs as your walking...better than fucking cat when kids are about..

The term septic meaning American is short for septic tank as in tank- yank..a derogatory term...

There is so much local slang used its unreal having worked around a lot of the UK its amazing even the name for familiar everyday things...bread roll, balm cake, cob, butter etc is it not slang...?

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By *hilloutMan  over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

This has been very informative so far

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"we use the phrase cooking fat for the cat when it wraps itself round your legs as your walking...better than fucking cat when kids are about..

The term septic meaning American is short for septic tank as in tank- yank..a derogatory term...

There is so much local slang used its unreal having worked around a lot of the UK its amazing even the name for familiar everyday things...bread roll, balm cake, cob, butter etc is it not slang...? "

Barm cake not balm cake

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Going for a Gypsies

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

As fast as you can say Jack Robinson.

Who was he?

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By *ORDERMANMan  over a year ago

wrexham

A mr Robinson who's first name was Jack...

You did ask...

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"A mr Robinson who's first name was Jack...

You did ask..."

Yes I know that.

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By *ORDERMANMan  over a year ago

wrexham

He may have been married to a mrs Robinson..

As in

"Oh mrs Robinson "

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By *ORDERMANMan  over a year ago

wrexham

Why was Larry happy is a question posed when you hear "happy as larry"

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By *ORDERMANMan  over a year ago

wrexham


"He may have been married to a mrs Robinson..

As in

"Oh mrs Robinson ""

Should have read....

"Snd to heres to you mrs robinson"

Put that tune in your head now havnt I...

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By *orbidden eastMan  over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Twat bag

That’s a good one

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By *ORDERMANMan  over a year ago

wrexham

Being from wrexham that's a good term to describe palace fans down your way..wer'e still sore nearly 50 years later..

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By *orbidden eastMan  over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters


"Being from wrexham that's a good term to describe palace fans down your way..wer'e still sore nearly 50 years later..

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Very good bud

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS  over a year ago

doncaster

Alice , Alice who the fuck is Alice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Chopsin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Chopsin"

Chin wag

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By *arlomaleMan  over a year ago

darlington

Whoops a daisy

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