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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Send a joke to the profile directly above - try and make it relevant to something in their profile.
eg:
What do you call a socially aware Chewbacca?
A “Wokie” |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sent 
What's the most nefarious vegetable?
A rapscallion.
Love it!
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk
Yes that does relate to a reference in her profile! "
What's Beethoven's favourite fruit?
Banana na, banana naaaa |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Guy sitting in a bar decide to buy a hot woman a drink. They get on an after a bit talk about going back to his place.
He makes an excuse and nips into the toilet for condoms. He places his coins in the machine. To his supprise the condom machine talks, 'You ugly fk, you make me want to puke, what a dickhead you are'.
Shocked at this he goes to the bar for help.
At the bar, waiting for service, there he spots a bowl of peanuts. As he is about to grab a couple they speak 'want a handsome fella, sexy, you have such a big cock'.
Finaly the server comes out from the back, feeling a bit perplexed he asked: 'what is it with the condom machine and the nuts'.
The server replyed 'the nuts are complimentry and the condom machine is out of order'. |
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