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Are you free? Oooh you are awful, but I like you.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Are you free?

I’m free.

I’m feeling very gay and bright today, I could crush a grape.

Let’s have some good old fashioned innuendo laden, seaside postcode saucy flirty fun.

So are you free.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are you free?

I’m free.

I’m feeling very gay and bright today, I could crush a grape.

Let’s have some good old fashioned innuendo laden, seaside postcode saucy flirty fun.

So are you free.

I'll give you ¹.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In tied up.. currently typing with couple of my fingers. I managed to roll to the side and reach out for the phone..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm free!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What a gay day!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'm free!"

How is the lingerie counter today.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"In tied up.. currently typing with couple of my fingers. I managed to roll to the side and reach out for the phone..

Ooh I’d like to see your keyboard.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Are you free?

I’m free.

I’m feeling very gay and bright today, I could crush a grape.

Let’s have some good old fashioned innuendo laden, seaside postcode saucy flirty fun.

So are you free.

I'm very expensive. Can we work out a trade?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Are you free?

I’m free.

I’m feeling very gay and bright today, I could crush a grape.

Let’s have some good old fashioned innuendo laden, seaside postcode saucy flirty fun.

So are you free.

I'm very expensive. Can we work out a trade? "

I’m sure we can. If you want to trade a car with me, you’ll have to check my big end to see all is in order.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Are you free?

I’m free.

I’m feeling very gay and bright today, I could crush a grape.

Let’s have some good old fashioned innuendo laden, seaside postcode saucy flirty fun.

So are you free.

I'm very expensive. Can we work out a trade?

I’m sure we can. If you want to trade a car with me, you’ll have to check my big end to see all is in order. "

Pop your big end close to my bumper then

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'm free!"

What’s foxy’s boom boom like.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Are you free?

I’m free.

I’m feeling very gay and bright today, I could crush a grape.

Let’s have some good old fashioned innuendo laden, seaside postcode saucy flirty fun.

So are you free.

I'm very expensive. Can we work out a trade?

I’m sure we can. If you want to trade a car with me, you’ll have to check my big end to see all is in order.

Pop your big end close to my bumper then"

I’m just giving it a shine.

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Free and single!

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By *othin 2 proveCouple over a year ago

Blackpool

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By *othin 2 proveCouple over a year ago

Blackpool

My friend Everard!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My friend Everard!

Shut that door.

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Could I wiggle your gearshift to see how it responds?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Could I wiggle your gearshift to see how it responds? "

Definitely I’ll try my best not to over rev it.

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