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" more feline facts please everyone "That's a good theme. I used to have a lovely boy cat named Steven who would follow me on the walks with my crazy dog. We looked quite comical together. My cat following gracefully .. my dog digging ground to find moles.. bloody lunatic she was.. and me facepalming in the middle of this tragicomedy.. getting funny eye rolling like glances from the cat.. you could think he was about to say something mean about the dogs habits.  | |||
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"Hola Rose, you're only tonight's ³rd ¹st poster, nice work." Only? How dare you | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone "Cats developed the ability to meow to communicate with humans, not other cats. | |||
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"Hola Rose, you're only tonight's ³rd ¹st poster, nice work. Only? How dare you " | |||
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"Good evening Jim.....Hello everyone "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. How are you? | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone
That's a good theme. I used to have a lovely boy cat named Steven who would follow me on the walks with my crazy dog. We looked quite comical together. My cat following gracefully .. my dog digging ground to find moles.. bloody lunatic she was.. and me facepalming in the middle of this tragicomedy.. getting funny eye rolling like glances from the cat.. you could think he was about to say something mean about the dogs habits. "I love that! I’m such a animal lover but I prefer cats to dogs. I’m a cat lady. My cat used to make me feel bad about myself. He used to look down his nose in disgust at me when he caught me dancing or doing something stupid  | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone
Cats developed the ability to meow to communicate with humans, not other cats." they’re so manipulative. I buy dreamies for my neighbours cat. She guilts me into treats! | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone "funnily enough I’m using google to see if I can train my kitten on lead so she can experience the garden with us until the vets reopen ,as she was due to be spayed but it was cancelled . | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone
That's a good theme. I used to have a lovely boy cat named Steven who would follow me on the walks with my crazy dog. We looked quite comical together. My cat following gracefully .. my dog digging ground to find moles.. bloody lunatic she was.. and me facepalming in the middle of this tragicomedy.. getting funny eye rolling like glances from the cat.. you could think he was about to say something mean about the dogs habits.
I love that! I’m such a animal lover but I prefer cats to dogs. I’m a cat lady.
My cat used to make me feel bad about myself. He used to look down his nose in disgust at me when he caught me dancing or doing something stupid "Jamie you are a cat lady because cat rhymes with hat and I need to buy a hat for your nuptials  | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone
That's a good theme. I used to have a lovely boy cat named Steven who would follow me on the walks with my crazy dog. We looked quite comical together. My cat following gracefully .. my dog digging ground to find moles.. bloody lunatic she was.. and me facepalming in the middle of this tragicomedy.. getting funny eye rolling like glances from the cat.. you could think he was about to say something mean about the dogs habits. "Hahahaha. | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone funnily enough I’m using google to see if I can train my kitten on lead so she can experience the garden with us until the vets reopen ,as she was due to be spayed but it was cancelled ." if you let her run free you’ll have grand kittens ! | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone "I found this: Should I head butt my cat? The head butting (also known as “bunting”) behaviour can also be taken as a sign of love. Both domestic cats and wild cats (like lions) will face rub and headbutt with cats they know well. They also do it to members of their pride as a way to mark each other as family and show affection. | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone
That's a good theme. I used to have a lovely boy cat named Steven who would follow me on the walks with my crazy dog. We looked quite comical together. My cat following gracefully .. my dog digging ground to find moles.. bloody lunatic she was.. and me facepalming in the middle of this tragicomedy.. getting funny eye rolling like glances from the cat.. you could think he was about to say something mean about the dogs habits.
I love that! I’m such a animal lover but I prefer cats to dogs. I’m a cat lady.
My cat used to make me feel bad about myself. He used to look down his nose in disgust at me when he caught me dancing or doing something stupid
Jamie you are a cat lady because cat rhymes with hat and I need to buy a hat for your nuptials "Oh lois!  sadly the wedding is off. Moreno and I did not work out. Back to the drawing board! | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone
That's a good theme. I used to have a lovely boy cat named Steven who would follow me on the walks with my crazy dog. We looked quite comical together. My cat following gracefully .. my dog digging ground to find moles.. bloody lunatic she was.. and me facepalming in the middle of this tragicomedy.. getting funny eye rolling like glances from the cat.. you could think he was about to say something mean about the dogs habits.
I love that! I’m such a animal lover but I prefer cats to dogs. I’m a cat lady.
My cat used to make me feel bad about myself. He used to look down his nose in disgust at me when he caught me dancing or doing something stupid
Jamie you are a cat lady because cat rhymes with hat and I need to buy a hat for your nuptials "Did I miss the most important nocturnal announcement to come ?
You do know Jamie.. you should share news with us first. We are on this finding husband journey together. Dont you forget it! | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone
That's a good theme. I used to have a lovely boy cat named Steven who would follow me on the walks with my crazy dog. We looked quite comical together. My cat following gracefully .. my dog digging ground to find moles.. bloody lunatic she was.. and me facepalming in the middle of this tragicomedy.. getting funny eye rolling like glances from the cat.. you could think he was about to say something mean about the dogs habits.
I love that! I’m such a animal lover but I prefer cats to dogs. I’m a cat lady.
My cat used to make me feel bad about myself. He used to look down his nose in disgust at me when he caught me dancing or doing something stupid
Jamie you are a cat lady because cat rhymes with hat and I need to buy a hat for your nuptials
Oh lois! sadly the wedding is off. Moreno and I did not work out. Back to the drawing board! "You could dream your dream man and hope your mind actually attracts him?  | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone
I found this:
Should I head butt my cat?
The head butting (also known as “bunting”) behaviour can also be taken as a sign of love. Both domestic cats and wild cats (like lions) will face rub and headbutt with cats they know well. They also do it to members of their pride as a way to mark each other as family and show affection.
"Oh my god. So when I go home to my parents, when my mums cat head butts me does that mean he thinks I’m part of his pride? I’m going to cry. This is too much love! | |||
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"That adorable street cat I was banging in about earlier? Lived in a house with us 3 boys. Used to scratch any and all females who visited nore often than she felt appropriate... "Piss off now, these are my boys" " So possessive  | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone
Cats developed the ability to meow to communicate with humans, not other cats.
they’re so manipulative. I buy dreamies for my neighbours cat. She guilts me into treats! "Non of the cats on my estate are friendly. well they might be friendly to their humans. I have to walk for at least five minutes to find a cat to give my attention to. | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone
I found this:
Should I head butt my cat?
The head butting (also known as “bunting”) behaviour can also be taken as a sign of love. Both domestic cats and wild cats (like lions) will face rub and headbutt with cats they know well. They also do it to members of their pride as a way to mark each other as family and show affection.
Oh my god. So when I go home to my parents, when my mums cat head butts me does that mean he thinks I’m part of his pride? I’m going to cry. This is too much love! "You must test it! In fact we should recruit more participants. | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone funnily enough I’m using google to see if I can train my kitten on lead so she can experience the garden with us until the vets reopen ,as she was due to be spayed but it was cancelled .
if you let her run free you’ll have grand kittens ! "I would if I lived more rural as I love kittens but sadly I live by to many main roads.. | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone
Cats developed the ability to meow to communicate with humans, not other cats.
they’re so manipulative. I buy dreamies for my neighbours cat. She guilts me into treats!
Non of the cats on my estate are friendly. well they might be friendly to their humans. I have to walk for at least five minutes to find a cat to give my attention to. "You should walk around with dreamies. Like Jamie. | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone
That's a good theme. I used to have a lovely boy cat named Steven who would follow me on the walks with my crazy dog. We looked quite comical together. My cat following gracefully .. my dog digging ground to find moles.. bloody lunatic she was.. and me facepalming in the middle of this tragicomedy.. getting funny eye rolling like glances from the cat.. you could think he was about to say something mean about the dogs habits.
I love that! I’m such a animal lover but I prefer cats to dogs. I’m a cat lady.
My cat used to make me feel bad about myself. He used to look down his nose in disgust at me when he caught me dancing or doing something stupid
Jamie you are a cat lady because cat rhymes with hat and I need to buy a hat for your nuptials
Oh lois! sadly the wedding is off. Moreno and I did not work out. Back to the drawing board!
You could dream your dream man and hope your mind actually attracts him? "I should! Or maybe I’ll write down who he will be on a piece of paper then put it on the fire. It will blow up the chimney and into the sky and he will appear. He’ll be like Mary Poppins! | |||
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"Good evening Jim.....Hello everyone "Hello Lorraine | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone "The Cheetah is the only cat that has non retractable claws | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone funnily enough I’m using google to see if I can train my kitten on lead so she can experience the garden with us until the vets reopen ,as she was due to be spayed but it was cancelled ."Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, J&R. Good luck with your single kindling.  | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone
That's a good theme. I used to have a lovely boy cat named Steven who would follow me on the walks with my crazy dog. We looked quite comical together. My cat following gracefully .. my dog digging ground to find moles.. bloody lunatic she was.. and me facepalming in the middle of this tragicomedy.. getting funny eye rolling like glances from the cat.. you could think he was about to say something mean about the dogs habits.
I love that! I’m such a animal lover but I prefer cats to dogs. I’m a cat lady.
My cat used to make me feel bad about myself. He used to look down his nose in disgust at me when he caught me dancing or doing something stupid
Jamie you are a cat lady because cat rhymes with hat and I need to buy a hat for your nuptials
Oh lois! sadly the wedding is off. Moreno and I did not work out. Back to the drawing board!
You could dream your dream man and hope your mind actually attracts him?
I should! Or maybe I’ll write down who he will be on a piece of paper then put it on the fire. It will blow up the chimney and into the sky and he will appear.
He’ll be like Mary Poppins!
"I am already imagining him freshly created. Perfect and covered only by umbrella or the almighty bag. Why we didnt think of that fix earlier. | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone "Oh I have more! The oldest recorded “grave” for a cat is over 9500 years old in cypress. The cat was properly laid to rest among family graves, which suggests it was a pet. So we’ve had pet cats for almost 10000 years! | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone
That's a good theme. I used to have a lovely boy cat named Steven who would follow me on the walks with my crazy dog. We looked quite comical together. My cat following gracefully .. my dog digging ground to find moles.. bloody lunatic she was.. and me facepalming in the middle of this tragicomedy.. getting funny eye rolling like glances from the cat.. you could think he was about to say something mean about the dogs habits.
I love that! I’m such a animal lover but I prefer cats to dogs. I’m a cat lady.
My cat used to make me feel bad about myself. He used to look down his nose in disgust at me when he caught me dancing or doing something stupid
Jamie you are a cat lady because cat rhymes with hat and I need to buy a hat for your nuptials
Oh lois! sadly the wedding is off. Moreno and I did not work out. Back to the drawing board! "Oh my goodness my your love life is like being on a big dipper. I cannot keep up
Jim we really do need to try and find Jamie a husband. She will become the Hampshire snack cat lady. We will converse via Gif please tomorrow | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone
The Cheetah is the only cat that has non retractable claws "That's a great but of info. | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone
I found this:
Should I head butt my cat?
The head butting (also known as “bunting”) behaviour can also be taken as a sign of love. Both domestic cats and wild cats (like lions) will face rub and headbutt with cats they know well. They also do it to members of their pride as a way to mark each other as family and show affection.
"I used to Eskimo kiss my cat. | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone
The Cheetah is the only cat that has non retractable claws "I like that one! Although my youngest cat Jadzia seems to believe her claws are non-retractable  | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone
Cats developed the ability to meow to communicate with humans, not other cats.
they’re so manipulative. I buy dreamies for my neighbours cat. She guilts me into treats!
Non of the cats on my estate are friendly. well they might be friendly to their humans. I have to walk for at least five minutes to find a cat to give my attention to.
You should walk around with dreamies. Like Jamie. "Agreed. You gotta out manipulate the master manipulators. I have the treats. I have the power. | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone
Cats developed the ability to meow to communicate with humans, not other cats.
they’re so manipulative. I buy dreamies for my neighbours cat. She guilts me into treats!
Non of the cats on my estate are friendly. well they might be friendly to their humans. I have to walk for at least five minutes to find a cat to give my attention to.
You should walk around with dreamies. Like Jamie. "I might have to do that. | |||
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"Hi Jimmy hi everyone x" Ello lovely | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone
The Cheetah is the only cat that has non retractable claws
I like that one! Although my youngest cat Jadzia seems to believe her claws are non-retractable "The cheetah is in the new wonder woman film | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone
Cats developed the ability to meow to communicate with humans, not other cats.
they’re so manipulative. I buy dreamies for my neighbours cat. She guilts me into treats!
Non of the cats on my estate are friendly. well they might be friendly to their humans. I have to walk for at least five minutes to find a cat to give my attention to.
You should walk around with dreamies. Like Jamie.
I might have to do that."Dreamies are better than catnip! | |||
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"That adorable street cat I was banging in about earlier? Lived in a house with us 3 boys. Used to scratch any and all females who visited nore often than she felt appropriate... "Piss off now, these are my boys" " | |||
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"Hi Jimmy hi everyone x" Hello hello | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone
The Cheetah is the only cat that has non retractable claws "Ooo I wonder why that is. I would love to see one running on the wild at full speed. Not towards me of course. I’m not built for speed and I’m not much of a fighter. Fight or flight fails people like me. We need a middle ground response. | |||
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"Hi Jimmy hi everyone x Ello lovely" Hi x | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone
That's a good theme. I used to have a lovely boy cat named Steven who would follow me on the walks with my crazy dog. We looked quite comical together. My cat following gracefully .. my dog digging ground to find moles.. bloody lunatic she was.. and me facepalming in the middle of this tragicomedy.. getting funny eye rolling like glances from the cat.. you could think he was about to say something mean about the dogs habits.
I love that! I’m such a animal lover but I prefer cats to dogs. I’m a cat lady.
My cat used to make me feel bad about myself. He used to look down his nose in disgust at me when he caught me dancing or doing something stupid
Jamie you are a cat lady because cat rhymes with hat and I need to buy a hat for your nuptials
Oh lois! sadly the wedding is off. Moreno and I did not work out. Back to the drawing board!
You could dream your dream man and hope your mind actually attracts him?
I should! Or maybe I’ll write down who he will be on a piece of paper then put it on the fire. It will blow up the chimney and into the sky and he will appear.
He’ll be like Mary Poppins!
I am already imagining him freshly created. Perfect and covered only by umbrella or the almighty bag. Why we didnt think of that fix earlier. "Wouldn’t that be wonderful if that happened?! If I wish hard enough maybe the universe will create him! | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone
That's a good theme. I used to have a lovely boy cat named Steven who would follow me on the walks with my crazy dog. We looked quite comical together. My cat following gracefully .. my dog digging ground to find moles.. bloody lunatic she was.. and me facepalming in the middle of this tragicomedy.. getting funny eye rolling like glances from the cat.. you could think he was about to say something mean about the dogs habits.
I love that! I’m such a animal lover but I prefer cats to dogs. I’m a cat lady.
My cat used to make me feel bad about myself. He used to look down his nose in disgust at me when he caught me dancing or doing something stupid
Jamie you are a cat lady because cat rhymes with hat and I need to buy a hat for your nuptials
Oh lois! sadly the wedding is off. Moreno and I did not work out. Back to the drawing board!
You could dream your dream man and hope your mind actually attracts him?
I should! Or maybe I’ll write down who he will be on a piece of paper then put it on the fire. It will blow up the chimney and into the sky and he will appear.
He’ll be like Mary Poppins!
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"Good evening Jim.....Hello everyone "Evening Lorraine. Have you got sunshine still? | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone
The Cheetah is the only cat that has non retractable claws "That's a good fact. Do you know why? | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone
That's a good theme. I used to have a lovely boy cat named Steven who would follow me on the walks with my crazy dog. We looked quite comical together. My cat following gracefully .. my dog digging ground to find moles.. bloody lunatic she was.. and me facepalming in the middle of this tragicomedy.. getting funny eye rolling like glances from the cat.. you could think he was about to say something mean about the dogs habits.
I love that! I’m such a animal lover but I prefer cats to dogs. I’m a cat lady.
My cat used to make me feel bad about myself. He used to look down his nose in disgust at me when he caught me dancing or doing something stupid
Jamie you are a cat lady because cat rhymes with hat and I need to buy a hat for your nuptials
Oh lois! sadly the wedding is off. Moreno and I did not work out. Back to the drawing board! "Jamie i dont feel we gave it a good enough chance for our love to truely blossom into full plumage like the delightful peacock. I feel our love of snacks and all things animals would make for a true romance that will only blossom like the hummingbirds feeder. I could show that sweet tooth of yours what flavours it has been missing from muffins and ben and jerrys to my home made warm brownies and cookie dough. Oh please wont you reconsider my proposal and allow dear lois the chance to buy her hat and Jim to be but my best man | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone
The Cheetah is the only cat that has non retractable claws
Ooo I wonder why that is. I would love to see one running on the wild at full speed. Not towards me of course. I’m not built for speed and I’m not much of a fighter.
Fight or flight fails people like me. We need a middle ground response. "I reckon you / one could take a lone cheetah. The big cats tho, fuck that... | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone
Oh I have more! The oldest recorded “grave” for a cat is over 9500 years old in cypress. The cat was properly laid to rest among family graves, which suggests it was a pet.
So we’ve had pet cats for almost 10000 years! "Ohhhh! That is a super good fact! I know that dogs were domesticated because of their ability to work live in a pack. They were guard dogs and hunters for humans in return for scraps of food. It was a match made in heaven. I reckon cats just meowed at the f*cking window until people just said just let it in then | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone
That's a good theme. I used to have a lovely boy cat named Steven who would follow me on the walks with my crazy dog. We looked quite comical together. My cat following gracefully .. my dog digging ground to find moles.. bloody lunatic she was.. and me facepalming in the middle of this tragicomedy.. getting funny eye rolling like glances from the cat.. you could think he was about to say something mean about the dogs habits.
I love that! I’m such a animal lover but I prefer cats to dogs. I’m a cat lady.
My cat used to make me feel bad about myself. He used to look down his nose in disgust at me when he caught me dancing or doing something stupid
Jamie you are a cat lady because cat rhymes with hat and I need to buy a hat for your nuptials
Oh lois! sadly the wedding is off. Moreno and I did not work out. Back to the drawing board!
Jamie i dont feel we gave it a good enough chance for our love to truely blossom into full plumage like the delightful peacock. I feel our love of snacks and all things animals would make for a true romance that will only blossom like the hummingbirds feeder. I could show that sweet tooth of yours what flavours it has been missing from muffins and ben and jerrys to my home made warm brownies and cookie dough. Oh please wont you reconsider my proposal and allow dear lois the chance to buy her hat and Jim to be but my best man"I'm not an expert in the romantic arts, but I think this guy likes you | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone
Oh I have more! The oldest recorded “grave” for a cat is over 9500 years old in cypress. The cat was properly laid to rest among family graves, which suggests it was a pet.
So we’ve had pet cats for almost 10000 years!
Ohhhh! That is a super good fact! I know that dogs were domesticated because of their ability to work live in a pack. They were guard dogs and hunters for humans in return for scraps of food. It was a match made in heaven.
I reckon cats just meowed at the f*cking window until people just said just let it in then "
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" more feline facts please everyone
Oh I have more! The oldest recorded “grave” for a cat is over 9500 years old in cypress. The cat was properly laid to rest among family graves, which suggests it was a pet.
So we’ve had pet cats for almost 10000 years!
Ohhhh! That is a super good fact! I know that dogs were domesticated because of their ability to work live in a pack. They were guard dogs and hunters for humans in return for scraps of food. It was a match made in heaven.
I reckon cats just meowed at the f*cking window until people just said just let it in then "Works for cats and for me! I just turn up and yell FEED ME!!  | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone
That's a good theme. I used to have a lovely boy cat named Steven who would follow me on the walks with my crazy dog. We looked quite comical together. My cat following gracefully .. my dog digging ground to find moles.. bloody lunatic she was.. and me facepalming in the middle of this tragicomedy.. getting funny eye rolling like glances from the cat.. you could think he was about to say something mean about the dogs habits.
I love that! I’m such a animal lover but I prefer cats to dogs. I’m a cat lady.
My cat used to make me feel bad about myself. He used to look down his nose in disgust at me when he caught me dancing or doing something stupid
Jamie you are a cat lady because cat rhymes with hat and I need to buy a hat for your nuptials
Oh lois! sadly the wedding is off. Moreno and I did not work out. Back to the drawing board!
Jamie i dont feel we gave it a good enough chance for our love to truely blossom into full plumage like the delightful peacock. I feel our love of snacks and all things animals would make for a true romance that will only blossom like the hummingbirds feeder. I could show that sweet tooth of yours what flavours it has been missing from muffins and ben and jerrys to my home made warm brownies and cookie dough. Oh please wont you reconsider my proposal and allow dear lois the chance to buy her hat and Jim to be but my best man
I'm not an expert in the romantic arts, but I think this guy likes you " | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone
That's a good theme. I used to have a lovely boy cat named Steven who would follow me on the walks with my crazy dog. We looked quite comical together. My cat following gracefully .. my dog digging ground to find moles.. bloody lunatic she was.. and me facepalming in the middle of this tragicomedy.. getting funny eye rolling like glances from the cat.. you could think he was about to say something mean about the dogs habits.
I love that! I’m such a animal lover but I prefer cats to dogs. I’m a cat lady.
My cat used to make me feel bad about myself. He used to look down his nose in disgust at me when he caught me dancing or doing something stupid
Jamie you are a cat lady because cat rhymes with hat and I need to buy a hat for your nuptials
Oh lois! sadly the wedding is off. Moreno and I did not work out. Back to the drawing board!
Jamie i dont feel we gave it a good enough chance for our love to truely blossom into full plumage like the delightful peacock. I feel our love of snacks and all things animals would make for a true romance that will only blossom like the hummingbirds feeder. I could show that sweet tooth of yours what flavours it has been missing from muffins and ben and jerrys to my home made warm brownies and cookie dough. Oh please wont you reconsider my proposal and allow dear lois the chance to buy her hat and Jim to be but my best man
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" more feline facts please everyone
That's a good theme. I used to have a lovely boy cat named Steven who would follow me on the walks with my crazy dog. We looked quite comical together. My cat following gracefully .. my dog digging ground to find moles.. bloody lunatic she was.. and me facepalming in the middle of this tragicomedy.. getting funny eye rolling like glances from the cat.. you could think he was about to say something mean about the dogs habits.
I love that! I’m such a animal lover but I prefer cats to dogs. I’m a cat lady.
My cat used to make me feel bad about myself. He used to look down his nose in disgust at me when he caught me dancing or doing something stupid
Jamie you are a cat lady because cat rhymes with hat and I need to buy a hat for your nuptials
Oh lois! sadly the wedding is off. Moreno and I did not work out. Back to the drawing board!
Oh my goodness my your love life is like being on a big dipper. I cannot keep up
Jim we really do need to try and find Jamie a husband. She will become the Hampshire snack cat lady. We will converse via Gif please tomorrow "We'll gif tomorrow. | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone
That's a good theme. I used to have a lovely boy cat named Steven who would follow me on the walks with my crazy dog. We looked quite comical together. My cat following gracefully .. my dog digging ground to find moles.. bloody lunatic she was.. and me facepalming in the middle of this tragicomedy.. getting funny eye rolling like glances from the cat.. you could think he was about to say something mean about the dogs habits.
I love that! I’m such a animal lover but I prefer cats to dogs. I’m a cat lady.
My cat used to make me feel bad about myself. He used to look down his nose in disgust at me when he caught me dancing or doing something stupid
Jamie you are a cat lady because cat rhymes with hat and I need to buy a hat for your nuptials
Oh lois! sadly the wedding is off. Moreno and I did not work out. Back to the drawing board!
Jamie i dont feel we gave it a good enough chance for our love to truely blossom into full plumage like the delightful peacock. I feel our love of snacks and all things animals would make for a true romance that will only blossom like the hummingbirds feeder. I could show that sweet tooth of yours what flavours it has been missing from muffins and ben and jerrys to my home made warm brownies and cookie dough. Oh please wont you reconsider my proposal and allow dear lois the chance to buy her hat and Jim to be but my best man
I'm not an expert in the romantic arts, but I think this guy likes you
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"I once rescued a beautiful little black and white cat who appeared lost near my house. Called the RSPCA who came and tagged her to say if the owners dont respond in 7 days whell be taken in 14 days later i cut that off and tooke her in that was 11 years ago and my little jessiecat is still going strong. Even if she was scared of my giant house rabbit i had at the time called henry "I used to have a little black and white Jessie. | |||
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"Hi Jimmy hi everyone x" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. x | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone
That's a good theme. I used to have a lovely boy cat named Steven who would follow me on the walks with my crazy dog. We looked quite comical together. My cat following gracefully .. my dog digging ground to find moles.. bloody lunatic she was.. and me facepalming in the middle of this tragicomedy.. getting funny eye rolling like glances from the cat.. you could think he was about to say something mean about the dogs habits.
I love that! I’m such a animal lover but I prefer cats to dogs. I’m a cat lady.
My cat used to make me feel bad about myself. He used to look down his nose in disgust at me when he caught me dancing or doing something stupid
Jamie you are a cat lady because cat rhymes with hat and I need to buy a hat for your nuptials
Oh lois! sadly the wedding is off. Moreno and I did not work out. Back to the drawing board!
Oh my goodness my your love life is like being on a big dipper. I cannot keep up
Jim we really do need to try and find Jamie a husband. She will become the Hampshire snack cat lady. We will converse via Gif please tomorrow
We'll gif tomorrow." you guys are too good to me | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone
The Cheetah is the only cat that has non retractable claws
I like that one! Although my youngest cat Jadzia seems to believe her claws are non-retractable
The cheetah is in the new wonder woman film "Is the one from a few years ago worth watching? | |||
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"Hi Jimmy hi everyone x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. x" Hello Jimmy x | |||
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Thanks. I shall never consume that again. Too graphic "I'm sitting awkwardly just thinking about it... | |||
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"I once rescued a beautiful little black and white cat who appeared lost near my house. Called the RSPCA who came and tagged her to say if the owners dont respond in 7 days whell be taken in 14 days later i cut that off and tooke her in that was 11 years ago and my little jessiecat is still going strong. Even if she was scared of my giant house rabbit i had at the time called henry
I used to have a little black and white Jessie."Mines called jess but i like to call her jessiecat im forever rubbing my head on hers like she does for me to return the love | |||
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The Cheetah is the only cat that has non retractable claws
I like that one! Although my youngest cat Jadzia seems to believe her claws are non-retractable "That's a great name for a cat. ) | |||
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Thanks. I shall never consume that again. Too graphic
I'm sitting awkwardly just thinking about it... "You started!! | |||
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That's a good theme. I used to have a lovely boy cat named Steven who would follow me on the walks with my crazy dog. We looked quite comical together. My cat following gracefully .. my dog digging ground to find moles.. bloody lunatic she was.. and me facepalming in the middle of this tragicomedy.. getting funny eye rolling like glances from the cat.. you could think he was about to say something mean about the dogs habits.
I love that! I’m such a animal lover but I prefer cats to dogs. I’m a cat lady.
My cat used to make me feel bad about myself. He used to look down his nose in disgust at me when he caught me dancing or doing something stupid
Jamie you are a cat lady because cat rhymes with hat and I need to buy a hat for your nuptials
Oh lois! sadly the wedding is off. Moreno and I did not work out. Back to the drawing board!
Oh my goodness my your love life is like being on a big dipper. I cannot keep up
Jim we really do need to try and find Jamie a husband. She will become the Hampshire snack cat lady. We will converse via Gif please tomorrow
We'll gif tomorrow.
you guys are too good to me "I just like a gif on a Wednesday although maybe it will be Thursday as in reality today is Wednesday. Oh a gif is for life not just one day of the week. | |||
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"Urmmm can we please Concentrate on getting me married off first please! I'm older that Jamie so time is running out for me! "I am older than both of you and I have never been married | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone
The Cheetah is the only cat that has non retractable claws
I like that one! Although my youngest cat Jadzia seems to believe her claws are non-retractable
That's a great name for a cat. )"I just did a fart loud enough that the kids at the bus stop, beneath my 3rd floor window, laughed. I'm running out of battery and I don't think tonight can get any better... Night, all you lovely people. Xxx | |||
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"Urmmm can we please Concentrate on getting me married off first please! I'm older that Jamie so time is running out for me!
I am older than both of you and I have never been married "Oh but do you want to be married? | |||
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The Cheetah is the only cat that has non retractable claws
I like that one! Although my youngest cat Jadzia seems to believe her claws are non-retractable
That's a great name for a cat. )
I just did a fart loud enough that the kids at the bus stop, beneath my 3rd floor window, laughed. I'm running out of battery and I don't think tonight can get any better...
Night, all you lovely people. Xxx"Goodnight you. Ps. That would explain the awkward seating | |||
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"Howdy ya'll, cats walk like giraffe's" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bill. Thanks for the cat fact. If someone earns a lot of money they maybe referred to as a fact cat. | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone
The Cheetah is the only cat that has non retractable claws
I like that one! Although my youngest cat Jadzia seems to believe her claws are non-retractable
That's a great name for a cat. )
I just did a fart loud enough that the kids at the bus stop, beneath my 3rd floor window, laughed. I'm running out of battery and I don't think tonight can get any better...
Night, all you lovely people. Xxx"Na night. | |||
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"Mr Moreno I am starting this as a new post to not get lost. As I am old enough to be Jamie's mum I need to ask what prospects you have in life. Jamie will require a lifetime supply of fruit and nut, fish finger and salad cream sandwiches and cats to pet. I do also need sufficient notice to find a spiffing hat. Jamie's (that is not her real name) not real mum Lois (that is not my real name either) " Oh I love this so so so much!!! !!! | |||
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" more feline facts please everyone
The Cheetah is the only cat that has non retractable claws
I like that one! Although my youngest cat Jadzia seems to believe her claws are non-retractable
That's a great name for a cat. )"Her big brother is called Curzon | |||
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"Urmmm can we please Concentrate on getting me married off first please! I'm older that Jamie so time is running out for me!
I am older than both of you and I have never been married "im older than all of you, never married, my first pet was a dinosaur | |||
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"Urmmm can we please Concentrate on getting me married off first please! I'm older that Jamie so time is running out for me!
I am older than both of you and I have never been married im older than all of you, never married, my first pet was a dinosaur"What was his name? | |||
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"Urmmm can we please Concentrate on getting me married off first please! I'm older that Jamie so time is running out for me!
I am older than both of you and I have never been married im older than all of you, never married, my first pet was a dinosaur"Have you met lois? | |||
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"I used to work for a property management company. When I was inspecting one property, the guests staying at the time told me they had a kitten in the garden that had been abandoned. They said the mum cat carried it but she was looking really poorly and possibly injured. She left the kitten and disappeared. They asked if I could remove the kitten as they weren’t local and wouldn’t know how to contact a Greek cats home. I didn’t take her to a cat home, they would have put her down so I had a tiny baby kitten to look after and I loved it then when she was getting bigger and stronger I gave her to an older woman who was lonely and just lost her cat. It was a very very happy ending. I still get updates, she’s doing very well "
That is wonderful.
I smuggle a baby stray cat on the bus.. in my back pack. It was about 20-30 min journey from my high school to home. It only started miaowing as I was leaving the bus. Got some funny looks but what could driver do as I was leaving cat got a new happy home in my friends house.. | |||
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"Urmmm can we please Concentrate on getting me married off first please! I'm older that Jamie so time is running out for me!
I am older than both of you and I have never been married im older than all of you, never married, my first pet was a dinosaur
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"I used to work for a property management company. When I was inspecting one property, the guests staying at the time told me they had a kitten in the garden that had been abandoned. They said the mum cat carried it but she was looking really poorly and possibly injured. She left the kitten and disappeared. They asked if I could remove the kitten as they weren’t local and wouldn’t know how to contact a Greek cats home. I didn’t take her to a cat home, they would have put her down so I had a tiny baby kitten to look after and I loved it then when she was getting bigger and stronger I gave her to an older woman who was lonely and just lost her cat. It was a very very happy ending. I still get updates, she’s doing very well
That is wonderful.
I smuggle a baby stray cat on the bus.. in my back pack. It was about 20-30 min journey from my high school to home. It only started miaowing as I was leaving the bus. Got some funny looks but what could driver do as I was leaving cat got a new happy home in my friends house.. "I love a happy ending!! I love that story! Kittens first bus ride! | |||
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"Hi Jimmy hi everyone x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. x Hello Jimmy x "Nocturnal love to you. x | |||
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"Even when it gets quiet, I'm ten minutes behind the nocturnal action." Very chatty bunch tonight. You are out of practice Jim! | |||
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"Urmmm can we please Concentrate on getting me married off first please! I'm older that Jamie so time is running out for me!
I am older than both of you and I have never been married im older than all of you, never married, my first pet was a dinosaur
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"Mr Moreno I am starting this as a new post to not get lost. As I am old enough to be Jamie's mum I need to ask what prospects you have in life. Jamie will require a lifetime supply of fruit and nut, fish finger and salad cream sandwiches and cats to pet. I do also need sufficient notice to find a spiffing hat. Jamie's (that is not her real name) not real mum Lois (that is not my real name either) " Jaime's (not real name) (not real mum) lois (not real name either) My prospects in life are that if a simple nature i have worked my way up to middle management from the shoo floor within logistics and distribution and have enjoyed a fruitful career up to now always looking to go further so financially i am able to take very good care of your (not real) daughter. Due to the nature of my work i have the ability to relocate to anywhere in the country to build a live for us together. I am also currently in the process of house hunting with a view to purchase. As jamie (not real name) knows i have a very sweet tooth and would also have a fruit and nut available for her or if not rain or shin anytime of the day or night i will be there to gift her one. I love nothing more than a day trip to the cadburys factory so much so that for my 21st i went and celebrated there (true fact ) i have a love for all animals large and small and love my jessiecat so very much pictures can be provided of our love and bond. As for fish fingers having a 5 year old little man i know all to well the expertease required to put togther the perfcet fish finger sandwich and the art it takes to fully create it and will serve said delicousy without notice along with a relaxing candle lit hot bath to suprise her. I am a hopless romantic a reall soppy man who wears his heart on his sleeve. Please if you would do me the honour of asking your daughters (not real daughter) hand in marriage or the chance to proove my worth i would be eternally happy. And please lois (not real name) call me Martyn(real name) | |||
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"Mr Moreno I am starting this as a new post to not get lost. As I am old enough to be Jamie's mum I need to ask what prospects you have in life. Jamie will require a lifetime supply of fruit and nut, fish finger and salad cream sandwiches and cats to pet. I do also need sufficient notice to find a spiffing hat. Jamie's (that is not her real name) not real mum Lois (that is not my real name either) Jaime's (not real name) (not real mum) lois (not real name either) My prospects in life are that if a simple nature i have worked my way up to middle management from the shoo floor within logistics and distribution and have enjoyed a fruitful career up to now always looking to go further so financially i am able to take very good care of your (not real) daughter. Due to the nature of my work i have the ability to relocate to anywhere in the country to build a live for us together. I am also currently in the process of house hunting with a view to purchase. As jamie (not real name) knows i have a very sweet tooth and would also have a fruit and nut available for her or if not rain or shin anytime of the day or night i will be there to gift her one. I love nothing more than a day trip to the cadburys factory so much so that for my 21st i went and celebrated there (true fact ) i have a love for all animals large and small and love my jessiecat so very much pictures can be provided of our love and bond. As for fish fingers having a 5 year old little man i know all to well the expertease required to put togther the perfcet fish finger sandwich and the art it takes to fully create it and will serve said delicousy without notice along with a relaxing candle lit hot bath to suprise her. I am a hopless romantic a reall soppy man who wears his heart on his sleeve. Please if you would do me the honour of asking your daughters (not real daughter) hand in marriage or the chance to proove my worth i would be eternally happy. And please lois (not real name) call me Martyn(real name) "Tissues anyone? Must be first time someone proposed on here? Or some elders can enlighten me otherwise;-) | |||
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"Urmmm can we please Concentrate on getting me married off first please! I'm older that Jamie so time is running out for me!
I am older than both of you and I have never been married
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"Urmmm can we please Concentrate on getting me married off first please! I'm older that Jamie so time is running out for me!
I am older than both of you and I have never been married
Oh but do you want to be married?
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"Urmmm can we please Concentrate on getting me married off first please! I'm older that Jamie so time is running out for me!
I am older than both of you and I have never been married
Oh but do you want to be married?
Probably not I don't think Jim wants me
Hes missing out!
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"Urmmm can we please Concentrate on getting me married off first please! I'm older that Jamie so time is running out for me!
I am older than both of you and I have never been married
Oh but do you want to be married?
Probably not I don't think Jim wants me
Hes missing out!
You and Jamie could get married.
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"I am just getting divorced... I will give it another go... " Awww x | |||
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"I am just getting divorced... I will give it another go... " Ladies.. has hob knobs. | |||
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"Urmmm can we please Concentrate on getting me married off first please! I'm older that Jamie so time is running out for me!
I am older than both of you and I have never been married
Oh but do you want to be married?
Probably not I don't think Jim wants me
Hes missing out!
You and Jamie could get married.
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"I am just getting divorced... I will give it another go... Ladies.. has hob knobs.
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"Evening all, Paul a night worker here just saying hi x" Hello xx | |||
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"Evening all, Paul a night worker here just saying hi x" Hello rolopolo. Are you bearing gift of your last rolo?;-) | |||
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"Urmmm can we please Concentrate on getting me married off first please! I'm older that Jamie so time is running out for me!
I am older than both of you and I have never been married
Oh but do you want to be married?
Probably not I don't think Jim wants me
Hes missing out!
You and Jamie could get married.
Jamie wouldn't want me either as I don't eat chocolate or sweets
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"I'm going for another sit down wee. I'll be back. Poor Bladder control is the reason you are behind. "It doesn't help. I felt the need to hydrate myself. | |||
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"Urmmm can we please Concentrate on getting me married off first please! I'm older that Jamie so time is running out for me! "We're all running out of time. | |||
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"Can we talk about dolphins next time? I like dolphins "Yay. I'm soon off to bed but next time. | |||
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"Can we talk about dolphins next time? I like dolphins "Ooohhh i love dolphins always gonto see them alomg the straights of Gibraltor whenever i go to spend time with my grandad | |||
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"In terms of development, the first year of a cat's life is equal to the first 15 years of a human life. ..." Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Shy. Flippin' heck. | |||
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"I'm going for another sit down wee. I'll be back. You will come back to 3rd thread finish at this rate." I almost did. | |||
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"Let’s make a cuppa and start on the dolphins!! "I will have a good read in the morning then | |||
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"I'm going for another sit down wee. I'll be back. A sit down wee why do you have a fish "I get my rod out. | |||
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"Envious of both of your experiences Roxy and Moreno
Goodnight Jim and all x "Nighty night sweet dreams X | |||
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"Let’s make a cuppa and start on the dolphins!!
I will have a good read in the morning then "Goodnight lovely lady! I can’t wait for dolphin facts! | |||
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"Envious of both of your experiences Roxy and Moreno
Goodnight Jim and all x "Na night. x | |||
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"I am just getting divorced... I will give it another go... " *Internet man hug* | |||
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"Envious of both of your experiences Roxy and Moreno
Goodnight Jim and all x "Night Rose x | |||
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"I am just getting divorced... I will give it another go... Ladies.. has hob knobs.
He has a nob
I got overexcited "I'll have to see what the fuss is about. | |||
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"Dolphin is a common name of aquatic mammals within the infraorder Cetacea. The term dolphin usually refers to the extant families Delphinidae, Platanistidae, Iniidae, and Pontoporiidae, and the extinct Lipotidae. There are 40 extant species named as dolphins. " mahi-mahi or dolphin fish | |||
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"Mr Moreno I am starting this as a new post to not get lost. As I am old enough to be Jamie's mum I need to ask what prospects you have in life. Jamie will require a lifetime supply of fruit and nut, fish finger and salad cream sandwiches and cats to pet. I do also need sufficient notice to find a spiffing hat. Jamie's (that is not her real name) not real mum Lois (that is not my real name either) Jaime's (not real name) (not real mum) lois (not real name either) My prospects in life are that if a simple nature i have worked my way up to middle management from the shoo floor within logistics and distribution and have enjoyed a fruitful career up to now always looking to go further so financially i am able to take very good care of your (not real) daughter. Due to the nature of my work i have the ability to relocate to anywhere in the country to build a live for us together. I am also currently in the process of house hunting with a view to purchase. As jamie (not real name) knows i have a very sweet tooth and would also have a fruit and nut available for her or if not rain or shin anytime of the day or night i will be there to gift her one. I love nothing more than a day trip to the cadburys factory so much so that for my 21st i went and celebrated there (true fact ) i have a love for all animals large and small and love my jessiecat so very much pictures can be provided of our love and bond. As for fish fingers having a 5 year old little man i know all to well the expertease required to put togther the perfcet fish finger sandwich and the art it takes to fully create it and will serve said delicousy without notice along with a relaxing candle lit hot bath to suprise her. I am a hopless romantic a reall soppy man who wears his heart on his sleeve. Please if you would do me the honour of asking your daughters (not real daughter) hand in marriage or the chance to proove my worth i would be eternally happy. And please lois (not real name) call me Martyn(real name) "Lois, get your hat. | |||
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"Mr Moreno I am starting this as a new post to not get lost. As I am old enough to be Jamie's mum I need to ask what prospects you have in life. Jamie will require a lifetime supply of fruit and nut, fish finger and salad cream sandwiches and cats to pet. I do also need sufficient notice to find a spiffing hat. Jamie's (that is not her real name) not real mum Lois (that is not my real name either) Jaime's (not real name) (not real mum) lois (not real name either) My prospects in life are that if a simple nature i have worked my way up to middle management from the shoo floor within logistics and distribution and have enjoyed a fruitful career up to now always looking to go further so financially i am able to take very good care of your (not real) daughter. Due to the nature of my work i have the ability to relocate to anywhere in the country to build a live for us together. I am also currently in the process of house hunting with a view to purchase. As jamie (not real name) knows i have a very sweet tooth and would also have a fruit and nut available for her or if not rain or shin anytime of the day or night i will be there to gift her one. I love nothing more than a day trip to the cadburys factory so much so that for my 21st i went and celebrated there (true fact ) i have a love for all animals large and small and love my jessiecat so very much pictures can be provided of our love and bond. As for fish fingers having a 5 year old little man i know all to well the expertease required to put togther the perfcet fish finger sandwich and the art it takes to fully create it and will serve said delicousy without notice along with a relaxing candle lit hot bath to suprise her. I am a hopless romantic a reall soppy man who wears his heart on his sleeve. Please if you would do me the honour of asking your daughters (not real daughter) hand in marriage or the chance to proove my worth i would be eternally happy. And please lois (not real name) call me Martyn(real name) "Martyn (real name) I will confer with my (not daughter) Jamie (not real name) and see if she might change her mind (fab mind not necessarily real mind mind) Lois (not real name) | |||
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"Evening all, Paul a night worker here just saying hi x" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Paul. I like Paul, but Rolopolo is a more fun name to say. | |||
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"Let’s make a cuppa and start on the dolphins!!
I will have a good read in the morning then
Goodnight lovely lady! I can’t wait for dolphin facts! "The average dolphin weighting around 260 pounds will consume around 33 ponuds of fish a day | |||
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"Mr Moreno I am starting this as a new post to not get lost. As I am old enough to be Jamie's mum I need to ask what prospects you have in life. Jamie will require a lifetime supply of fruit and nut, fish finger and salad cream sandwiches and cats to pet. I do also need sufficient notice to find a spiffing hat. Jamie's (that is not her real name) not real mum Lois (that is not my real name either) Jaime's (not real name) (not real mum) lois (not real name either) My prospects in life are that if a simple nature i have worked my way up to middle management from the shoo floor within logistics and distribution and have enjoyed a fruitful career up to now always looking to go further so financially i am able to take very good care of your (not real) daughter. Due to the nature of my work i have the ability to relocate to anywhere in the country to build a live for us together. I am also currently in the process of house hunting with a view to purchase. As jamie (not real name) knows i have a very sweet tooth and would also have a fruit and nut available for her or if not rain or shin anytime of the day or night i will be there to gift her one. I love nothing more than a day trip to the cadburys factory so much so that for my 21st i went and celebrated there (true fact ) i have a love for all animals large and small and love my jessiecat so very much pictures can be provided of our love and bond. As for fish fingers having a 5 year old little man i know all to well the expertease required to put togther the perfcet fish finger sandwich and the art it takes to fully create it and will serve said delicousy without notice along with a relaxing candle lit hot bath to suprise her. I am a hopless romantic a reall soppy man who wears his heart on his sleeve. Please if you would do me the honour of asking your daughters (not real daughter) hand in marriage or the chance to proove my worth i would be eternally happy. And please lois (not real name) call me Martyn(real name)
Lois, get your hat. "Oh lord matchmaking finally worked | |||
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"Mr Moreno I am starting this as a new post to not get lost. As I am old enough to be Jamie's mum I need to ask what prospects you have in life. Jamie will require a lifetime supply of fruit and nut, fish finger and salad cream sandwiches and cats to pet. I do also need sufficient notice to find a spiffing hat. Jamie's (that is not her real name) not real mum Lois (that is not my real name either) Jaime's (not real name) (not real mum) lois (not real name either) My prospects in life are that if a simple nature i have worked my way up to middle management from the shoo floor within logistics and distribution and have enjoyed a fruitful career up to now always looking to go further so financially i am able to take very good care of your (not real) daughter. Due to the nature of my work i have the ability to relocate to anywhere in the country to build a live for us together. I am also currently in the process of house hunting with a view to purchase. As jamie (not real name) knows i have a very sweet tooth and would also have a fruit and nut available for her or if not rain or shin anytime of the day or night i will be there to gift her one. I love nothing more than a day trip to the cadburys factory so much so that for my 21st i went and celebrated there (true fact ) i have a love for all animals large and small and love my jessiecat so very much pictures can be provided of our love and bond. As for fish fingers having a 5 year old little man i know all to well the expertease required to put togther the perfcet fish finger sandwich and the art it takes to fully create it and will serve said delicousy without notice along with a relaxing candle lit hot bath to suprise her. I am a hopless romantic a reall soppy man who wears his heart on his sleeve. Please if you would do me the honour of asking your daughters (not real daughter) hand in marriage or the chance to proove my worth i would be eternally happy. And please lois (not real name) call me Martyn(real name)
Martyn (real name) I will confer with my (not daughter) Jamie (not real name) and see if she might change her mind (fab mind not necessarily real mind mind)
Lois (not real name) "Lois (not real name) i will await your answer after you confer with your daughter(not real daughter) jamie (not real name) and hope for the best possible outcome Martyn (real name) X | |||
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"Morning nocturnals! I just woke up am hungry and my eyes are not working properly yet , and someone will wake up andwant a lift to work in the next 2 hours I think but other than that l’m good "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, HotNotts. Enjoy your snack, sleep well. Drive carefully. Smileyface | |||
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"Good morning y'all; I've turned in, got up again, turned in, and got up several times already - it's one of those nights ...L x"Oh bloody hell, L. I hope you get off soon. x | |||
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"Mr Moreno I am starting this as a new post to not get lost. As I am old enough to be Jamie's mum I need to ask what prospects you have in life. Jamie will require a lifetime supply of fruit and nut, fish finger and salad cream sandwiches and cats to pet. I do also need sufficient notice to find a spiffing hat. Jamie's (that is not her real name) not real mum Lois (that is not my real name either) Jaime's (not real name) (not real mum) lois (not real name either) My prospects in life are that if a simple nature i have worked my way up to middle management from the shoo floor within logistics and distribution and have enjoyed a fruitful career up to now always looking to go further so financially i am able to take very good care of your (not real) daughter. Due to the nature of my work i have the ability to relocate to anywhere in the country to build a live for us together. I am also currently in the process of house hunting with a view to purchase. As jamie (not real name) knows i have a very sweet tooth and would also have a fruit and nut available for her or if not rain or shin anytime of the day or night i will be there to gift her one. I love nothing more than a day trip to the cadburys factory so much so that for my 21st i went and celebrated there (true fact ) i have a love for all animals large and small and love my jessiecat so very much pictures can be provided of our love and bond. As for fish fingers having a 5 year old little man i know all to well the expertease required to put togther the perfcet fish finger sandwich and the art it takes to fully create it and will serve said delicousy without notice along with a relaxing candle lit hot bath to suprise her. I am a hopless romantic a reall soppy man who wears his heart on his sleeve. Please if you would do me the honour of asking your daughters (not real daughter) hand in marriage or the chance to proove my worth i would be eternally happy. And please lois (not real name) call me Martyn(real name)
Martyn (real name) I will confer with my (not daughter) Jamie (not real name) and see if she might change her mind (fab mind not necessarily real mind mind)
Lois (not real name)
Lois (not real name) i will await your answer after you confer with your daughter(not real daughter) jamie (not real name) and hope for the best possible outcome Martyn (real name) X"I do believe that we have a nocturnal lounge union | |||
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"Mr Moreno I am starting this as a new post to not get lost. As I am old enough to be Jamie's mum I need to ask what prospects you have in life. Jamie will require a lifetime supply of fruit and nut, fish finger and salad cream sandwiches and cats to pet. I do also need sufficient notice to find a spiffing hat. Jamie's (that is not her real name) not real mum Lois (that is not my real name either) Jaime's (not real name) (not real mum) lois (not real name either) My prospects in life are that if a simple nature i have worked my way up to middle management from the shoo floor within logistics and distribution and have enjoyed a fruitful career up to now always looking to go further so financially i am able to take very good care of your (not real) daughter. Due to the nature of my work i have the ability to relocate to anywhere in the country to build a live for us together. I am also currently in the process of house hunting with a view to purchase. As jamie (not real name) knows i have a very sweet tooth and would also have a fruit and nut available for her or if not rain or shin anytime of the day or night i will be there to gift her one. I love nothing more than a day trip to the cadburys factory so much so that for my 21st i went and celebrated there (true fact ) i have a love for all animals large and small and love my jessiecat so very much pictures can be provided of our love and bond. As for fish fingers having a 5 year old little man i know all to well the expertease required to put togther the perfcet fish finger sandwich and the art it takes to fully create it and will serve said delicousy without notice along with a relaxing candle lit hot bath to suprise her. I am a hopless romantic a reall soppy man who wears his heart on his sleeve. Please if you would do me the honour of asking your daughters (not real daughter) hand in marriage or the chance to proove my worth i would be eternally happy. And please lois (not real name) call me Martyn(real name)
Martyn (real name) I will confer with my (not daughter) Jamie (not real name) and see if she might change her mind (fab mind not necessarily real mind mind)
Lois (not real name)
Lois (not real name) i will await your answer after you confer with your daughter(not real daughter) jamie (not real name) and hope for the best possible outcome Martyn (real name) X
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"Can we talk about dolphins next time? Talk about anything you want. So much freedom. Dont know what to do with all that. " Let's finish with George. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=diYAc7gB-0A George Michael - Freedom! '90 (Official Video) - YouTube | |||
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