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"hello Ash and hello Jim!" Cough cough! | |||
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Good evening brother Jim...are you ready to double team?.... | |||
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"hello Ash and hello Jim!" Good evening lemon...was tuesday a good one for you?.... | |||
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Ash, what are you doing tomorrow? | |||
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"hello Ash and hello Jim!" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. It's a shame you retired when you did last night, you missed some good ornithology chat. | |||
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Good evening brother Jim...are you ready to double team?.... "What's with that face?! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. Let's double team the fuck out of this thread. | |||
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"Hello Ash, Jim, Lorna and all the other nocturnal followers!
Ash, what are you doing tomorrow? "Good evening Meli....its my 50th birthday tomorrow x | |||
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I got a reply before you though! "I noticed, I'm not as pretty as you. | |||
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"Hey guys xx" Good evening nurse.....how was your day x | |||
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"Yeah!
Good evening brother Jim...are you ready to double team?....
What's with that face?! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. Let's double team the fuck out of this thread."We will leave them all exhausted  | |||
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Nice try.
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I got a reply before you though!
I noticed, I'm not as pretty as you."Aww Jim I think thats the nicest thing you have ever said to me  | |||
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"Hello Ash, Jim, Lorna and all the other nocturnal followers!
Ash, what are you doing tomorrow? "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. How the hell are you? | |||
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"Hello Ash, Jim, Lorna and all you gorgeous ones. Hope you’re having a chilled night xx" Good evening twighlight.....I hope you're having a chilled night x | |||
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"Hello Ash, Jim, Lorna and all the other nocturnal followers!
Ash, what are you doing tomorrow? "You beat me to it. Yeah Ash, what’s your plan? | |||
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"Hey guys xx" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. Are you ready to be double teamed? x | |||
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"hello Ash and hello Jim! Cough cough!" Hello Lorna! I'm sorry I missed you I'm looking forward to your update tomorrow! I'm too nosey | |||
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"Hello Ash, Jim, Lorna and all the other nocturnal followers!
Ash, what are you doing tomorrow?
Good evening Meli....its my 50th birthday tomorrow x"Oooohhhhhhh | |||
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"hello Ash and hello Jim! Cough cough! Hello Lorna! I'm sorry I missed you I'm looking forward to your update tomorrow! I'm too nosey "Iv just updated the tread. X | |||
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"Hey guys xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. Are you ready to be double teamed? x" Oohhhh my. I can't wait xx | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Hot-Erect (thunder&lightningface)" Gooooood eveeeening bollocks....I hope you're having a good one... | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Hot-Erect (thunder&lightningface) Gooooood eveeeening bollocks....I hope you're having a good one... " | |||
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"Hey guys xx Good evening nurse.....how was your day x" Good thanks Ash xx | |||
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"Hello Ash, Jim, Lorna and all you gorgeous ones. Hope you’re having a chilled night xx Good evening twighlight.....I hope you're having a chilled night x" I am thank you. Debating moving from the sofa to my bed, but still very much in debate mode, as too relaxed to move, haha xx | |||
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"Hello Ash, Jim, Lorna and all the other nocturnal followers!
Ash, what are you doing tomorrow?
You beat me to it. Yeah Ash, what’s your plan? "Lorna wont tell me and I cant go into the kitchen now until the morning! | |||
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"Hello Ash, Jim, Lorna and all you gorgeous ones. Hope you’re having a chilled night xx" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, tiny Dancer. Blue jean shorts baby, North Wales lady. Smileyface | |||
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"Hello Ash, Jim, Lorna and all you gorgeous ones. Hope you’re having a chilled night xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, tiny Dancer. Blue jean shorts baby, North Wales lady. Smileyface" Have a kiss. x | |||
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Good evening brother Jim...are you ready to double team?....
What's with that face?! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. Let's double team the fuck out of this thread.
We will leave them all exhausted "And satisfied. | |||
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"Hello Ash, Jim, Lorna and all the other nocturnal followers!
Ash, what are you doing tomorrow?
You beat me to it. Yeah Ash, what’s your plan?
Lorna wont tell me and I cant go into the kitchen now until the morning!"That sounds wonderful | |||
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"Good evening A & J "Good evening foxy lady...what are you up to tonight? | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Hot-Erect (thunder&lightningface)" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bollocks. It keeps raining, I blame Lady Gaga. | |||
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" "hello Ash and hello Jim!" Good evening lemon...was tuesday a good one for you?...." Tuesday was great thank you! I spent hours looking out of the windows at the storm o.O how was your day? "hello Ash and hello Jim! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. It's a shame you retired when you did last night, you missed some good ornithology chat." *Googles ORNITHOLOGY* I'm not the brightest crayon and had no idea what that word meant. But I have to say, interesting and quite a random discussion. I'm sure I would have enjoyed some bird talk! 
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"Bonsoir mes amours xxx " Bon soir freya.... | |||
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"Hey guys xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. Are you ready to be double teamed? x Oohhhh my. I can't wait xx" I bet you can't. I said can't. x | |||
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"Good evening A & J "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Foxy Lady. I like A & J. Smileyface | |||
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"Evening Ash n Jim, Evening everyone else, how are you all tonight, xx " Good evening not so innocent.....I hope you are well tonight | |||
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"Evening Ash n Jim, Evening everyone else, how are you all tonight, xx Good evening not so innocent.....I hope you are well tonight "I’m good thanks, just enjoying a few much needed gin’s tonight, | |||
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"Hey guys xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. Are you ready to be double teamed? x Oohhhh my. I can't wait xx" I hope it was a memorable experience for you x | |||
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"I'm going to turn my telly off and put some music on." What ya going to listen to? | |||
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"Hello Ash, Jim, Lorna and all the other nocturnal followers!
Ash, what are you doing tomorrow?
You beat me to it. Yeah Ash, what’s your plan?
Lorna wont tell me and I cant go into the kitchen now until the morning!"It must be killing you not being able to go into the kitchen. | |||
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"Hello Ash, Jim, Lorna and all the other nocturnal followers!
Ash, what are you doing tomorrow?
You beat me to it. Yeah Ash, what’s your plan?
Lorna wont tell me and I cant go into the kitchen now until the morning!
It must be killing you not being able to go into the kitchen."Nah he's enjoying me waiting on him. | |||
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"Good evening my darlings! how is everyone?! "Good evening jaime.. I hope you are well | |||
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"Bonsoir mes amours xxx " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Freya. How was your daya? I just added an extra a to day today. x | |||
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"Evening Ash n Jim, Evening everyone else, how are you all tonight, xx " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso. I've just listened to John Barnes rapping, I'm happy. How are you? x | |||
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"Good evening everyone. I don't usually say hi on these threads but just wanted to say hey and show the love " Good evening ebonyandivory... It's nice to see you on the late thread | |||
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"Good evening my darlings! how is everyone?! "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. My back garden was a battle free zone today. Which is good. How are you? | |||
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"I'm going to turn my telly off and put some music on." What music are you going to listen to?.... | |||
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"Good evening everyone. I don't usually say hi on these threads but just wanted to say hey and show the love Good evening ebonyandivory... It's nice to see you on the late thread "Hi ash it's lovely to meet you x | |||
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"Hello Ash, Jim, Lorna and all the other nocturnal followers!
Ash, what are you doing tomorrow?
You beat me to it. Yeah Ash, what’s your plan?
Lorna wont tell me and I cant go into the kitchen now until the morning!
It must be killing you not being able to go into the kitchen.
Nah he's enjoying me waiting on him. "I'm loving it | |||
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"Hey guys xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. Are you ready to be double teamed? x Oohhhh my. I can't wait xx I bet you can't. I said can't. x" Lol xx | |||
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"Evening Ash n Jim, Evening everyone else, how are you all tonight, xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso. I've just listened to John Barnes rapping, I'm happy. How are you? x" I’m good, a few gins will do that, | |||
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"Good evening everyone. I don't usually say hi on these threads but just wanted to say hey and show the love Good evening ebonyandivory... It's nice to see you on the late thread
Hi ash it's lovely to meet you x"You have met before. | |||
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"Tag teaming?? J x" Good evening J......its a double team special tonight.... | |||
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" "hello Ash and hello Jim!" Good evening lemon...was tuesday a good one for you?.... Tuesday was great thank you! I spent hours looking out of the windows at the storm o.O how was your day? hello Ash and hello Jim! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. It's a shame you retired when you did last night, you missed some good ornithology chat. *Googles ORNITHOLOGY* I'm not the brightest crayon and had no idea what that word meant. But I have to say, interesting and quite a random discussion. I'm sure I would have enjoyed some bird talk!
How was your day? "But you know how to combine conversations! And I could never do that. And you now know what ornithology is. I think you're winning. It was good and lazy. Did you do anything else other than look out the window? | |||
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"Good evening everyone. I don't usually say hi on these threads but just wanted to say hey and show the love Good evening ebonyandivory... It's nice to see you on the late thread
Hi ash it's lovely to meet you x
You have met before. "Ohhhh god!! Two messages and already I'm embarrassed as hell  | |||
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"Good evening my darlings! how is everyone?!
Good evening jaime..
I hope you are well "I’m super well thank you, Ash! Are you well? Happy birthday eve! I hope you enjoy your last night of your 40s!
"Good evening my darlings! how is everyone?!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. My back garden was a battle free zone today. Which is good. How are you?"I’m glad you’re not still running an underground ornithological fight club. I’m ok. I’m watching shameless as it was recommended. There’s a lot of swearing and boozing. And people are doing it. They’re doing it in a grubby kitchen. I’m not sure this is PG like I had hoped! | |||
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"Good evening everyone. I don't usually say hi on these threads but just wanted to say hey and show the love " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, EbonyIvory. I'm glad you popped in, welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface | |||
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"I'm going to turn my telly off and put some music on. What ya going to listen to?" 80s indie. | |||
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"Hello Ash, Jim, Lorna and all the other nocturnal followers!
Ash, what are you doing tomorrow?
You beat me to it. Yeah Ash, what’s your plan?
Lorna wont tell me and I cant go into the kitchen now until the morning!
It must be killing you not being able to go into the kitchen.
Nah he's enjoying me waiting on him. "Haha. | |||
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"Evening Ash, Jim and Lorna x" Good evening Karl...what are you up to tonight? | |||
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"Is it okay to sing-a-long to The Vapours I'm Turning Japanese." Of course it is Jim xx | |||
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" But you know how to combine conversations! And I could never do that. And you now know what ornithology is. I think you're winning. It was good and lazy. Did you do anything else other than look out the window?" Well what can I say?! I'm just too good at doing two things at once. I'm currently killing a cow while I type this.
Oh lazy days are the best! I visited some family today and that was nice. What inspired the ornithology talk anyway?
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"Tag teaming?? J x" You're gonna get it. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, J. Your name change didn't fool me, I recognised your cleavage. x | |||
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"Good evening everyone. I don't usually say hi on these threads but just wanted to say hey and show the love Good evening ebonyandivory... It's nice to see you on the late thread
Hi ash it's lovely to meet you x"Ivory he was outside with me when we were at the hotel you dodo. x | |||
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"I'm going to turn my telly off and put some music on. What music are you going to listen to?...." 80s indie, Aztec Camera at the moment. talkSPORT was getting on my tits. | |||
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"Evening Ash n Jim, Evening everyone else, how are you all tonight, xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso. I've just listened to John Barnes rapping, I'm happy. How are you? x I’m good, a few gins will do that, "Gin gin, chin chin. x | |||
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" But you know how to combine conversations! And I could never do that. And you now know what ornithology is. I think you're winning. It was good and lazy. Did you do anything else other than look out the window? Well what can I say?! I'm just too good at doing two things at once. I'm currently killing a cow while I type this.
Oh lazy days are the best! I visited some family today and that was nice. What inspired the ornithology talk anyway?
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"Hello Ash, Jim, Lorna and all the other nocturnal followers!
Ash, what are you doing tomorrow?
Good evening Meli....its my 50th birthday tomorrow x"Ash you're 50?! You look too young to be 50! Oh that's so lovely and you get to spend it with your girlfriend! Is she going to propose to you? So cute guys! | |||
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"Good evening everyone. I don't usually say hi on these threads but just wanted to say hey and show the love Good evening ebonyandivory... It's nice to see you on the late thread
Hi ash it's lovely to meet you x
You have met before.
Ohhhh god!! Two messages and already I'm embarrassed as hell "Please dont be...we said hello at the Heathrow social back in January x | |||
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"Evening Ash, Jim and Lorna x" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Karl. I know you're a man that stays hydrated. But are you using suncream on your tits? | |||
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"Evening Ash, Jim and Lorna x Good evening Karl...what are you up to tonight? " Netflixing my little heat out lol | |||
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"Good evening everyone. I don't usually say hi on these threads but just wanted to say hey and show the love Good evening ebonyandivory... It's nice to see you on the late thread
Hi ash it's lovely to meet you x
Ivory he was outside with me when we were at the hotel you dodo. x"This is exactly why I should get you to check my messages before I post hehe. In my defense I was d*unk xx | |||
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"Is it okay to sing-a-long to The Vapours I'm Turning Japanese. Of course it is Jim xx"I thought I could hear some one singing | |||
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" But you know how to combine conversations! And I could never do that. And you now know what ornithology is. I think you're winning. It was good and lazy. Did you do anything else other than look out the window? Well what can I say?! I'm just too good at doing two things at once. I'm currently killing a cow while I type this.
Oh lazy days are the best! I visited some family today and that was nice. What inspired the ornithology talk anyway?
Milking not killing**** jesus christ "I read killing and didn’t even question it. Just thought yes LBC you sacrifice that cow. Live your best life. | |||
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"Hello Ash, Jim, Lorna and all the other nocturnal followers!
Ash, what are you doing tomorrow?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. How the hell are you?"Good evening Jim! Oh Jim, I'm so happy right now I think that I might burst into an explosion of glitter, unicorn poo and heart confetti. How are you doing? | |||
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"Evening Ash, Jim and Lorna x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Karl. I know you're a man that stays hydrated. But are you using suncream on your tits?" Always could do with more being rubbed on
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"Good evening everyone. I don't usually say hi on these threads but just wanted to say hey and show the love Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, EbonyIvory. I'm glad you popped in, welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface" Aweee thanks, I am expecting only the finest level of nonsense now! Hehe | |||
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"Tag teaming?? J x You're gonna get it. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, J. Your name change didn't fool me, I recognised your cleavage. x" I will have a look.... | |||
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"Evening Ash, Jim and Lorna x Good evening Karl...what are you up to tonight? Netflixing my little heat out lol "* Heart even ????? | |||
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" But you know how to combine conversations! And I could never do that. And you now know what ornithology is. I think you're winning. It was good and lazy. Did you do anything else other than look out the window? Well what can I say?! I'm just too good at doing two things at once. I'm currently killing a cow while I type this.
Oh lazy days are the best! I visited some family today and that was nice. What inspired the ornithology talk anyway?
Milking not killing**** jesus christ
I read killing and didn’t even question it. Just thought yes LBC you sacrifice that cow. Live your best life. "
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"Netflix dvd I player. What we do in the shadows and re watching the good place... And perving always perving... Mimi is a hottie ain't she just! " Good evening bound for glory....I hope the perving is going well tonight | |||
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"Good evening my darlings! how is everyone?!
Good evening jaime..
I hope you are well
I’m super well thank you, Ash! Are you well? Happy birthday eve! I hope you enjoy your last night of your 40s!
Good evening my darlings! how is everyone?!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. My back garden was a battle free zone today. Which is good. How are you?
I’m glad you’re not still running an underground ornithological fight club.
I’m ok. I’m watching shameless as it was recommended. There’s a lot of swearing and boozing. And people are doing it. They’re doing it in a grubby kitchen. I’m not sure this is PG like I had hoped! "More double quoting! I saw a photograph of a jay that was taken round the corner from me today. That's today's bird news. Sounds like life in Sheffield. | |||
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" But you know how to combine conversations! And I could never do that. And you now know what ornithology is. I think you're winning. It was good and lazy. Did you do anything else other than look out the window? Well what can I say?! I'm just too good at doing two things at once. I'm currently killing a cow while I type this.
Oh lazy days are the best! I visited some family today and that was nice. What inspired the ornithology talk anyway?
Milking not killing**** jesus christ
I read killing and didn’t even question it. Just thought yes LBC you sacrifice that cow. Live your best life.
I'm not sure how I feel about that lmaoooo "m Women supporting women. We love to see it now go milk those cows my little Dairy Queen | |||
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"Is it okay to sing-a-long to The Vapours I'm Turning Japanese. Of course it is Jim xx"I had to check, I'm in my forties and it's difficult to keep up. x | |||
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"Is it okay to sing-a-long to The Vapours I'm Turning Japanese. Of course it is Jim xx
I had to check, I'm in my forties and it's difficult to keep up. x"Perfect age Jim  xx | |||
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"Evening Ash, Jim and Lorna x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Karl. I know you're a man that stays hydrated. But are you using suncream on your tits?" Turned around now (on profile) just to be safe | |||
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I'm not sure how I feel about that lmaoooo m
Women supporting women. We love to see it now go milk those cows my little Dairy Queen "lemonbutterdream the DAIRY QUEEN coming soon to a building near you milkshakes fresh from the cow | |||
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"Hello Ash, Jim, Lorna and all the other nocturnal followers!
Ash, what are you doing tomorrow?
Good evening Meli....its my 50th birthday tomorrow x
Ash you're 50?! You look too young to be 50! Oh that's so lovely and you get to spend it with your girlfriend! Is she going to propose to you? So cute guys! "Thank you Meli...I knew there was a reason I liked you!....Lorna wont tell me anything and I'm not allowed in the kitchen until the morning! x | |||
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" But you know how to combine conversations! And I could never do that. And you now know what ornithology is. I think you're winning. It was good and lazy. Did you do anything else other than look out the window? Well what can I say?! I'm just too good at doing two things at once. I'm currently killing a cow while I type this.
Oh lazy days are the best! I visited some family today and that was nice. What inspired the ornithology talk anyway?
"You're a woman, I noticed. You're doing what? That was nice. Two pigeons had a fight in my back garden. | |||
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" But you know how to combine conversations! And I could never do that. And you now know what ornithology is. I think you're winning. It was good and lazy. Did you do anything else other than look out the window? Well what can I say?! I'm just too good at doing two things at once. I'm currently killing a cow while I type this.
Oh lazy days are the best! I visited some family today and that was nice. What inspired the ornithology talk anyway?
You're a woman, I noticed. You're doing what?
That was nice. Two pigeons had a fight in my back garden."Are they OK? Did one die? Are they lovers? Was it entertaining? Did you film it? So many questions. | |||
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"Evening all x " Good evening cute and curvy....you are being double teamed tonight..... | |||
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" Good evening my darlings! how is everyone?!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. My back garden was a battle free zone today. Which is good. How are you?
I’m glad you’re not still running an underground ornithological fight club.
I’m ok. I’m watching shameless as it was recommended. There’s a lot of swearing and boozing. And people are doing it. They’re doing it in a grubby kitchen. I’m not sure this is PG like I had hoped!
More double quoting!
I saw a photograph of a jay that was taken round the corner from me today. That's today's bird news.
Sounds like life in Sheffield."Bit of a slow news day on the bird front. I went to Sheffield once for work. I have no business being North of London. I’ll get nosebleeds. I had a beach day today and it was magical. I had a lovely swim and an ice cream. Are you a beach bum? | |||
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"Is it okay to sing-a-long to The Smiths?" Jim really!? Xx | |||
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"Alreeeeet Ash and Jim, I've just had a chicken Madras, but I cooked it in ma saùte pan rather than ma slow cooker "Good evening Ace.....you had dinner early tonight!... | |||
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"Netflix dvd I player. What we do in the shadows and re watching the good place... And perving always perving... Mimi is a hottie ain't she just! " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bound. Are you watching two TV shows?! I struggle with the concept of double quoting. Smileyface | |||
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" But you know how to combine conversations! And I could never do that. And you now know what ornithology is. I think you're winning. It was good and lazy. Did you do anything else other than look out the window? Well what can I say?! I'm just too good at doing two things at once. I'm currently killing a cow while I type this.
Oh lazy days are the best! I visited some family today and that was nice. What inspired the ornithology talk anyway?
Milking not killing**** jesus christ "Oh thank fuck for that. | |||
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"Is it okay to sing-a-long to The Smiths?" Heaven knows I'm miserable now... | |||
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"Evening all x Good evening cute and curvy....you are being double teamed tonight..... "Evening. Thank fuck for that. Its been a long time coming. Whose first? | |||
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"Is it okay to sing-a-long to The Vapours I'm Turning Japanese. Of course it is Jim xx
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" Milking not killing**** jesus christ Oh thank fuck for that."
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" But you know how to combine conversations! And I could never do that. And you now know what ornithology is. I think you're winning. It was good and lazy. Did you do anything else other than look out the window? Well what can I say?! I'm just too good at doing two things at once. I'm currently killing a cow while I type this.
Oh lazy days are the best! I visited some family today and that was nice. What inspired the ornithology talk anyway?
Milking not killing**** jesus christ
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"Alreeeeet Ash and Jim, I've just had a chicken Madras, but I cooked it in ma saùte pan rather than ma slow cooker
Good evening Ace.....you had dinner early tonight!... "Yeah, but at least I'm allowed into the kitchen | |||
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"Good evening Ash and Jim how are you both on this glourious evening? Have you both had good days? Evening everybody hope your all well what are we going to be facting about this evening jamie hants? "Good evening Moreno.....I'm doing great thanks...I love a good fact..... | |||
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"Hello Ash, Jim, Lorna and all the other nocturnal followers!
Ash, what are you doing tomorrow?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. How the hell are you?
Good evening Jim! Oh Jim, I'm so happy right now I think that I might burst into an explosion of glitter, unicorn poo and heart confetti. How are you doing? "Why are you so happy? I'm slightly too warm, I'm going to take my hoody off. | |||
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"Good evening Ash and Jim how are you both on this glourious evening? Have you both had good days? Evening everybody hope your all well what are we going to be facting about this evening jamie hants?
Good evening Moreno.....I'm doing great thanks...I love a good fact..... "Glad your doing great always nice to hear people doing great. And please call me Martyn no need for iser name formalities with me
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"Is it okay to sing-a-long to The Smiths? Heaven knows I'm miserable now... "Noooo never miserable lol xx | |||
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"Evenin' New to forums... and really only just exploring all the joys that fab has to offer! Am liking it so far. What are your favourite aspects of the site? " Welcome x the forums can be a lot of fun x | |||
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"Evening Ash, Jim and Lorna x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Karl. I know you're a man that stays hydrated. But are you using suncream on your tits? Always could do with more being rubbed on
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"Good evening everyone. I don't usually say hi on these threads but just wanted to say hey and show the love Good evening ebonyandivory... It's nice to see you on the late thread
Hi ash it's lovely to meet you x
You have met before.
Ohhhh god!! Two messages and already I'm embarrassed as hell "I'm so sorry I didn't mean for you to be embarrassed . X | |||
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"Evening Ash and Jim
Been along day.......this not having a routine is getting to me "Good evening toxic..I hope you will get your routine back soon x | |||
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"Evenin' New to forums... and really only just exploring all the joys that fab has to offer! Am liking it so far. What are your favourite aspects of the site? " Welcome PanKate, I just like meeting all the nutters like maself 
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"Good evening everyone. I don't usually say hi on these threads but just wanted to say hey and show the love Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, EbonyIvory. I'm glad you popped in, welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface Aweee thanks, I am expecting only the finest level of nonsense now! Hehe" You're very welcome. Have we met?! | |||
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I'm a little weird but not kill a cow weird "Luckily I don’t know anyone who is that weird | |||
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"Evening Ash, Jim and Lorna x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Karl. I know you're a man that stays hydrated. But are you using suncream on your tits? Always could do with more being rubbed on
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"Evening all x " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, C&C. Smileyface x | |||
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"Evening all. Got too dark to continue with the garden work so hoping for some fab amusement..worth a try? "Good evening dark Phoenix.....its always worth a try.... | |||
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"Evening all. Got too dark to continue with the garden work so hoping for some fab amusement..worth a try?
Good evening dark Phoenix.....its always worth a try.... "Its been a trying week so let's see what comes of it..fingers crossed | |||
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"Alreeeeet Ash and Jim, I've just had a chicken Madras, but I cooked it in ma saùte pan rather than ma slow cooker "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. You said you were going to slow cook last night. | |||
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"Hello Ash, Jim, Lorna and all the other nocturnal followers!
Ash, what are you doing tomorrow?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. How the hell are you?
Good evening Jim! Oh Jim, I'm so happy right now I think that I might burst into an explosion of glitter, unicorn poo and heart confetti. How are you doing?
Why are you so happy? I'm slightly too warm, I'm going to take my hoody off."You strip Jim, clothes are just a nuisance and hindrance they really are. I'm happy because I had a lovely day and it was like a confirmation (for the 100th time) how much someone means to me and how lucky I am. You know when things just click effortlessly? Like you have that friend in your life that you can go days without talking but when you do it's so funny and brilliant and you're like yeah, I like you. I'd give you my last Mcnugget. Yeah, that. | |||
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"Evening Ash, 55 mins till your birthday. Will you crack a bottle? Ello Jim, excellent shoes. Hey Lorna, hope you're well... " I'm brilliant ta. More excited than Ash to be honest. X | |||
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"Evening all x Good evening cute and curvy....you are being double teamed tonight.....
Evening.
Thank fuck for that. Its been a long time coming. Whose first? "I will go first then Jim and then come back again for a second time.... | |||
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"Hello Ash, Jim, Lorna and all the other nocturnal followers!
Ash, what are you doing tomorrow?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. How the hell are you?
Good evening Jim! Oh Jim, I'm so happy right now I think that I might burst into an explosion of glitter, unicorn poo and heart confetti. How are you doing?
Why are you so happy? I'm slightly too warm, I'm going to take my hoody off.
You strip Jim, clothes are just a nuisance and hindrance they really are. I'm happy because I had a lovely day and it was like a confirmation (for the 100th time) how much someone means to me and how lucky I am. You know when things just click effortlessly? Like you have that friend in your life that you can go days without talking but when you do it's so funny and brilliant and you're like yeah, I like you. I'd give you my last Mcnugget. Yeah, that. "Romance that is. Live and direct. Actual romance | |||
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"Hello Ash, Jim, Lorna and all the other nocturnal followers!
Ash, what are you doing tomorrow?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. How the hell are you?
Good evening Jim! Oh Jim, I'm so happy right now I think that I might burst into an explosion of glitter, unicorn poo and heart confetti. How are you doing?
Why are you so happy? I'm slightly too warm, I'm going to take my hoody off.
You strip Jim, clothes are just a nuisance and hindrance they really are. I'm happy because I had a lovely day and it was like a confirmation (for the 100th time) how much someone means to me and how lucky I am. You know when things just click effortlessly? Like you have that friend in your life that you can go days without talking but when you do it's so funny and brilliant and you're like yeah, I like you. I'd give you my last Mcnugget. Yeah, that. "Must be love | |||
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" But you know how to combine conversations! And I could never do that. And you now know what ornithology is. I think you're winning. It was good and lazy. Did you do anything else other than look out the window? Well what can I say?! I'm just too good at doing two things at once. I'm currently killing a cow while I type this.
Oh lazy days are the best! I visited some family today and that was nice. What inspired the ornithology talk anyway?
You're a woman, I noticed. You're doing what?
That was nice. Two pigeons had a fight in my back garden.
Are they OK? Did one die? Are they lovers? Was it entertaining? Did you film it? So many questions. "Blimey, Jamie had so many questions last night. They both flew off together, I think they're lovers. It was entertaining, but I feel guilty about enjoying the bird fight. | |||
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"Hello Ash, Jim, Lorna and all the other nocturnal followers!
Ash, what are you doing tomorrow?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. How the hell are you?
Good evening Jim! Oh Jim, I'm so happy right now I think that I might burst into an explosion of glitter, unicorn poo and heart confetti. How are you doing?
Why are you so happy? I'm slightly too warm, I'm going to take my hoody off.
You strip Jim, clothes are just a nuisance and hindrance they really are. I'm happy because I had a lovely day and it was like a confirmation (for the 100th time) how much someone means to me and how lucky I am. You know when things just click effortlessly? Like you have that friend in your life that you can go days without talking but when you do it's so funny and brilliant and you're like yeah, I like you. I'd give you my last Mcnugget. Yeah, that. "That’s given me heart twangs | |||
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"Evening all x Good evening cute and curvy....you are being double teamed tonight.....
Evening.
Thank fuck for that. Its been a long time coming. Whose first?
I will go first then Jim and then come back again for a second time.... "Deal x Anyone else in? Could have ourselves an orgy! | |||
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"Evening all x Good evening cute and curvy....you are being double teamed tonight.....
Evening.
Thank fuck for that. Its been a long time coming. Whose first?
I will go first then Jim and then come back again for a second time....
Deal x
Anyone else in? Could have ourselves an orgy! "Who wouldn't want to be at that party??!! | |||
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"Evenin' New to forums... and really only just exploring all the joys that fab has to offer! Am liking it so far. What are your favourite aspects of the site? " Good evening pan Kate and welcome to the late thread and forum.....I hope you will become a regular poster... | |||
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"Good evening Ash and Jim how are you both on this glourious evening? Have you both had good days? Evening everybody hope your all well what are we going to be facting about this evening jamie hants? "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Moreno o o o. I'm good, but too warm with a hoody, too chilly without a hoody. I'm not wearing a a hoody. How are you? | |||
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"Good eveniiiiing! Hope all are well and virus free? Thundering here. " Good evening Dan. No thunder around here yet | |||
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" Good evening my darlings! how is everyone?!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. My back garden was a battle free zone today. Which is good. How are you?
I’m glad you’re not still running an underground ornithological fight club.
I’m ok. I’m watching shameless as it was recommended. There’s a lot of swearing and boozing. And people are doing it. They’re doing it in a grubby kitchen. I’m not sure this is PG like I had hoped!
More double quoting!
I saw a photograph of a jay that was taken round the corner from me today. That's today's bird news.
Sounds like life in Sheffield.
Bit of a slow news day on the bird front.
I went to Sheffield once for work.
I have no business being North of London. I’ll get nosebleeds.
I had a beach day today and it was magical. I had a lovely swim and an ice cream. Are you a beach bum? "It was a good photo though. Ah, I don't do south of Worcester. Not really. I used to live in a coastal place. I hated living there so much, it's kinda put me off the beach. | |||
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"Evening all x Good evening cute and curvy....you are being double teamed tonight.....
Evening.
Thank fuck for that. Its been a long time coming. Whose first?
I will go first then Jim and then come back again for a second time....
Deal x
Anyone else in? Could have ourselves an orgy!
Who wouldn't want to be at that party??!!"My favourite kind of party!  | |||
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"Evening Ash and Jim
Been along day.......this not having a routine is getting to me "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Toxic. I can completely relate with you, it's a very peculiar year. | |||
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"Evening all x Good evening cute and curvy....you are being double teamed tonight.....
Evening.
Thank fuck for that. Its been a long time coming. Whose first?
I will go first then Jim and then come back again for a second time....
Deal x
Anyone else in? Could have ourselves an orgy!
Who wouldn't want to be at that party??!!
My favourite kind of party! "Like an S Club party? There ain't no party like one of those... | |||
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"Is it okay to sing-a-long to The Smiths? Jim really!? Xx" Morrissey he's a bit, you know. | |||
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"Evening Ash, 55 mins till your birthday. Will you crack a bottle? Ello Jim, excellent shoes. Hey Lorna, hope you're well... " Good evening Cat.... Only 40 mins to go now! I'm sure we will open a bottle of something tomorrow | |||
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"Good evening Ash and Jim how are you both on this glourious evening? Have you both had good days? Evening everybody hope your all well what are we going to be facting about this evening jamie hants?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Moreno o o o. I'm good, but too warm with a hoody, too chilly without a hoody. I'm not wearing a a hoody. How are you?"Good evening sir glad your good although a little confused about hoodies use this evening please call me Martyn no need for the user name formalities i believe we know each other well enough by now not to need it im very well thank you another evening at work fabbing away lol | |||
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"Evening Ash, 55 mins till your birthday. Will you crack a bottle? Ello Jim, excellent shoes. Hey Lorna, hope you're well... Good evening Cat.... Only 40 mins to go now! I'm sure we will open a bottle of something tomorrow "Correct procedure chap. | |||
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"Evening all. Got too dark to continue with the garden work so hoping for some fab amusement..worth a try? "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Phoenix. Got too dark, buy more solar powered lights. Smileyface | |||
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"You strip Jim, clothes are just a nuisance and hindrance they really are. I'm happy because I had a lovely day and it was like a confirmation (for the 100th time) how much someone means to me and how lucky I am. You know when things just click effortlessly? Like you have that friend in your life that you can go days without talking but when you do it's so funny and brilliant and you're like yeah, I like you. I'd give you my last Mcnugget. Yeah, that. Romance that is. Live and direct. Actual romance "It is something very special to me. I go through phases of not feeling good enough, not deserving of things, not being worthy. And then I see them and they remind me of how far I've come, they inspire me to be a better me even when things are dark. It's like taking a warm bath when you're exhausted and drained. You can switch off and relax and be you and be embraced by the comfort of it all. And Jamie Hants, avoid my posts for a few days because I'll keep making your heart twang with waffling* Meli posts like these.
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