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End of the world.... do you have a plan
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Ffs we’re sitting here watching a zombie series while I hide behind a pillow.
I won’t even leave the house because of covid-19, I’d never survive zombies.
Would you manage at the end of the world?! Do you have a plan?!
Mrs J  x |
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over a year ago
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I've envisioned this kind of world many of times. When covid first made the news I was hoping this was it about to start. I'd like to think I'd do well but I'll probably so clumsy, I'll get taken out within the first few days  |
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Yes. I would go to New Zealand as they’re so far ahead with their time zone that it will probably be over by the time I get there. I’ll wait there for things to settle here then I’d come back.
Time travelling. |
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Don’t know about a zombie apocalypse but I’ve got a plan if they drop a nuclear bomb.
I’ll climb up onto the roof, face the oncoming mushroom cloud, get undressed and shout the names of those I love. Might even have a wank as I do it.
Better hope it’s not a false alarm  |
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By *arksxMan
over a year ago
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Go out like a king in the early days of whatever event kills us off
I have no interest in rebuilding the world after whatever catastrofuck wipes the human race of the planet.
We had some good innings and generally fucked earth up like the dirty squatters we are.
Occuping the globe before the next life form dominates this planet |
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over a year ago
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If I knew when the end of the world was coming I would have a massive Roman type orgy - where everyone eats everything and fucks everyone 
If it was the zombie apocalypse- Id just let the zombies get me - I cant be arsed  |
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"Ffs we’re sitting here watching a zombie series while I hide behind a pillow.
I won’t even leave the house because of covid-19, I’d never survive zombies.
Would you manage at the end of the world?! Do you have a plan?!
Mrs J x"
Yes I'm genuinely prepared |
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"Longbow, rifles, throwing stars, and a fucking big stick with nails and screws in it. I just need a catapult and a sword now.
Packet soups, teabags and a kettle. Sorted.
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You be careful picking up that big stick, splinters can go sceptic you know |
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"Longbow, rifles, throwing stars, and a fucking big stick with nails and screws in it. I just need a catapult and a sword now.
Packet soups, teabags and a kettle. Sorted.
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Damn you weigh yourself down
Crossbow maybe as a luxury
Fishing line and hook is all I need |
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Big knife, fire stricker, fuel in car to get out the city & tent stuff.
Do plan to learn primitive skills for this on coming climate change...feck knows how bad that'll be....I'm envisioning a return to nomad societies. |
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"Longbow, rifles, throwing stars, and a fucking big stick with nails and screws in it. I just need a catapult and a sword now.
Packet soups, teabags and a kettle. Sorted.
Damn you weigh yourself down
Crossbow maybe as a luxury
Fishing line and hook is all I need "
I'm shit at fishing! I can shoot though. And you can't hurt a zombie with a fishing line and hook. Unless it's a really big one. |
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"Ffs we’re sitting here watching a zombie series while I hide behind a pillow.
I won’t even leave the house because of covid-19, I’d never survive zombies.
Would you manage at the end of the world?! Do you have a plan?!
Mrs J x"
I know that if I become a zombie, there will be a part of me that will never die - the part that despise parking companies/departments and HMRC. Anybody who works for those had better believe I'm coming for them. |
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I know that if I become a zombie, there will be a part of me that will never die - the part that despise parking companies/departments and HMRC. Anybody who works for those had better believe I'm coming for them. "
A little harsh?! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I realised I had a crafty plan on another thread.
Make sure you’re near lads who wear their jeans below their boxers. Cut their belts, their jeans will fall and get tangled around their knees, they will stumble, and the zombies will eat them, as the rest of us escape.
It’s for the greater good!
That and pack emergency lippy, waterproof mascara, at least one pair of stripper heels (gotta make a living somehow), the gas masks I have in my shed (this it true) and set Inked on any zombie who tries to eat me- if male he wont have that! He might feed me to a sexy female one though  oh well, what a way to go  Viv xx |
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"I realised I had a crafty plan on another thread.
Make sure you’re near lads who wear their jeans below their boxers. Cut their belts, their jeans will fall and get tangled around their knees, they will stumble, and the zombies will eat them, as the rest of us escape.
It’s for the greater good!
That and pack emergency lippy, waterproof mascara, at least one pair of stripper heels (gotta make a living somehow), the gas masks I have in my shed (this it true) and set Inked on any zombie who tries to eat me- if male he wont have that! He might feed me to a sexy female one though oh well, what a way to go Viv xx"
Lol this made me smile....
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