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over a year ago
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"Farts are still funny
Whenever my nine month old baba pumps he turns and grins at us
Awww that's cute though .
It's not cute when my dog farts .
Fuck  "
It’s too funny 
They absolutely stink as well, and we always say ‘Orian! Did you pump?!’ And he giggles |
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"Farts are still funny
Whenever my nine month old baba pumps he turns and grins at us
Awww that's cute though .
It's not cute when my dog farts .
Fuck
It’s too funny
They absolutely stink as well, and we always say ‘Orian! Did you pump?!’ And he giggles "
Mine just walks away and looks at me as it's my fucking fault  |
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Never counted, to be honest.
I am sometimes still surprised by the amount / volume level / eye watering sting that I can produce. And I still laugh when they echo in the shower
I'm just an overgrown kid at heart  |
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over a year ago
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"Do you think you’ve ever farted in a week?
Who actually bothers counting?Thats just weird and gross  "
Dunno, hence why I asked?
How are normal bodily functions weird and gross? |
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over a year ago
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"Do you think you’ve ever farted in a week?
Hundreds! But I've only done 7 tiny burps this YEAR so it's gotta come out somewhere! #r/noburp"
Why are you not burping?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you think you’ve ever farted in a week?
Hundreds! But I've only done 7 tiny burps this YEAR so it's gotta come out somewhere! #r/noburp
Why are you not burping?!"
No idea, never have been able to, I do have tiny little ones just a handful of times a year (hence why I know exactly how many times it's happened) which nobody ever heard coz they are so tiny, I never know when they will happen. I can drink lots of pop and not burp. I get these croaky gurgles that happen in my stomach but never turn into a burp. And terrible chest pains. The last time I burped was 26 April, I know cos I whatsapp my friend to announce it
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you think you’ve ever farted in a week?
Hundreds! But I've only done 7 tiny burps this YEAR so it's gotta come out somewhere! #r/noburp
Why are you not burping?!
No idea, never have been able to, I do have tiny little ones just a handful of times a year (hence why I know exactly how many times it's happened) which nobody ever heard coz they are so tiny, I never know when they will happen. I can drink lots of pop and not burp. I get these croaky gurgles that happen in my stomach but never turn into a burp. And terrible chest pains. The last time I burped was 26 April, I know cos I whatsapp my friend to announce it
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Next time you feel a little burp coming on WhatsApp me and I'll do a proper belch for you.  |
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I was in a queue at Tesco today and I farted
Someone shoved me from behind with their trolley and says
How dare you fart in front of my wife
I said
Sorry mate I didn’t know it was her turn
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you think you’ve ever farted in a week?
Hundreds! But I've only done 7 tiny burps this YEAR so it's gotta come out somewhere! #r/noburp
Why are you not burping?!
No idea, never have been able to, I do have tiny little ones just a handful of times a year (hence why I know exactly how many times it's happened) which nobody ever heard coz they are so tiny, I never know when they will happen. I can drink lots of pop and not burp. I get these croaky gurgles that happen in my stomach but never turn into a burp. And terrible chest pains. The last time I burped was 26 April, I know cos I whatsapp my friend to announce it
Next time you feel a little burp coming on WhatsApp me and I'll do a proper belch for you. "
I would if i could but I never know when they are going to happen. Next time I see you I'll give you an example of how tiny they are! |
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I’m guessing my official figure to be “Shit-loads”....!!
Not sure why, but even when Mr n I eat exactly the same, by body transforms the food into some unworldly aromas.
Pregnancy was the worst, just looking at a cabbage set me off.  |
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