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Forgive me good people of fab for I have sinned. My name is ******** and I have ********************
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My name is Sarah and I've rejected men on fab. Most I've not even met. Some I've not even opened their messages because I could read the entire three words without bothering.
Fucking audacity of that bitch. |
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"My name is Sarah and I've rejected men on fab. Most I've not even met. Some I've not even opened their messages because I could read the entire three words without bothering.
Fucking audacity of that bitch."
Pure evil. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once fucked a man from Caerphilly."
Who had a big thick throbbing willy,
And when it got hard,
It looked like the Shard,
So now he feels like he is silly.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My name is ***** and I confess, I have sent un solicited vulgar messages to women of FAB
There’s a line my friend. "
Think the line is just a dot to me after that... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My name is _iddlesticks and I have sent cock pics to ladies on fab.
Who are you and what heinous fan crimes have you committed.
Remember it’s just a bit of self deprecating fun. "
My name is Jan. My heinous fab crime is that I sent you a wink. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My name is Sister LisaB.
I'm not actually a nun, and I'm horny as fuck
Need any help?
Aren't you supposed to confess something here?!"
I’m confessing that I am helpful and considerate......... apparently! |
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"My name is _iddlesticks and I have sent cock pics to ladies on fab.
Who are you and what heinous fan crimes have you committed.
Remember it’s just a bit of self deprecating fun.
My name is Jan. My heinous fab crime is that I sent you a wink."
Ooh so you have. The infamous winker eh! |
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"My name is Sarah and I've rejected men on fab. Most I've not even met. Some I've not even opened their messages because I could read the entire three words without bothering.
Fucking audacity of that bitch."
Best thing I have read today |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My name is Sparkles and I've deleted messages without reading them
How dare you. Some of those I want to smash your back doors in messages take hours to craft. "
I know, I'm a terrible person. I also send naughty pics to my friends Shall I just sit and wait and for my punishment? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My name is Jaime and after a particularly disappointing night of Fab letdowns, I went to the hotel bar and heavily came onto the first single guy I saw and took him back to my room |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"My name is Jaime and after a particularly disappointing night of Fab letdowns, I went to the hotel bar and heavily came onto the first single guy I saw and took him back to my room "
Totally understandable. In fact, perhaps you should have dragged two guys up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My name is Gemini Man and not only have I had impure thoughts about the OP but I've got jealous of the fact that he gets sent pics from this thread and I don't"
Be jealous no more |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"My name is Gemini Man and not only have I had impure thoughts about the OP but I've got jealous of the fact that he gets sent pics from this thread and I don't
Be jealous no more "
That still leaves the impure thoughts to deal with |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My name is Gemini Man and not only have I had impure thoughts about the OP but I've got jealous of the fact that he gets sent pics from this thread and I don't
Be jealous no more
That still leaves the impure thoughts to deal with "
I think you’re too far gone brother |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My name is Dynamic, and i have had naughty thoughts about the neighbours, and the vicars wife, also the butchers wife, Anne across the road, the spotty girl on the corner, and the female Dpd driver who delivered my duvet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My name is Matt, and I accepted a random friend request from a female. I’m sorry.
To make matters worse, another female then blocked me as “I knew” the initial said random female, who apparently “put it about”......
Criminally guilty on both counts m’lud......throw away the keys |
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My name is Luke and I have had sex with far more women than I have any business shagging. I have batted well above my league on occasion. I'm making up for lost time from when women weren't interested interested in me until I was approaching 30 years old. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My name is Viv, and I’ve committed the heinous crime of stealing a lollipop from my lil one, so I can take pics of my tongue and mouth around it- I’m a thief and a tease!! I’m not sorry though! Tasted good!! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My name is DM100 and I have ignored someone's cut and paste message that he sends me several times a day, I'm not blocking him or answering cause I'm curious to how many he is going to send before he gives up. We're up to 62.
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"My name is DM100 and I have ignored someone's cut and paste message that he sends me several times a day, I'm not blocking him or answering cause I'm curious to how many he is going to send before he gives up. We're up to 62.
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He’s persistent |
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