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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ha ha don't you just love the messages that say

"i will give your Mrs a good servicing" what does this mean, oil and filter change?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Ha ha don't you just love the messages that say

"i will give your Mrs a good servicing" what does this mean, oil and filter change?

Leave my wife out of this .......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A complete service includes

A full body inspection, followed by an internal examination, then tweak anything that requires attention before using a probe to explore any holes in the body.

A full rub down is included in the service+

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

Can i do the greasing the nipples bit?

Please.

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

prepare to be lifted up on a ramp and have your under carriage examined all while the guy whistles through his teeth and says phhhh that looks like its seen better days

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Beware if he is a lorry mechanic as he may be HGV+

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a full rub down.

which grade of sandpaper would you like?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

bodywork fine but gearbox needs lubricating

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

I'm not gonna be the first tosay it looks like it's been around the block a few times.

Oh no.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not gonna be the first tosay it looks like it's been around the block a few times.

Oh no.

you won't be after a test drive then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

only one owner Since New

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm not gonna be the first tosay it looks like it's been around the block a few times.

Oh no.

you cheeky bugger your going to need more than oxygen!

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

I'm not gonna be the first tosay it looks like it's been around the block a few times.

Oh no.

you cheeky bugger your going to need more than oxygen!

lol

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

maybe they are saying the mrs is an old boiler

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"maybe they are saying the mrs is an old boiler

Have you Clocked his missus...?

;-)

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

i have perved on more than 1 occasion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"maybe they are saying the mrs is an old boiler

Have you Clocked his missus...?

;-)"

Guess time to fit some aftermarket upgrades

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I wheely feel like I need a brake now as I am getting quite exhausted.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wheely feel like I need a brake now as I am getting quite exhausted. "

Youre in the wrong gear to clutch at straws...;-)

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ah but if you oil my piston ring, I'll soon have you firing on all cylinders.

So wish I had replied to a babe...

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By *irtydanMan over a year ago

Blackpool

can i do the oil spray

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"maybe they are saying the mrs is an old boiler

sooo cheeky!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got the wrong end of this thread, I thought it was referring to Miserable Old Tarts..... Lol

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