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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes please... I'm afraid all vaginas might be dry due to being underused.
Also there's the danger of some ladies being virgin again for the lack of action  "
Anal Lube Matters - don't go in dry  |
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"Yes please... I'm afraid all vaginas might be dry due to being underused.
Also there's the danger of some ladies being virgin again for the lack of action "
Yes, fannies do heal up ........
I have lard in the fridge....... don't need lube |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes please... I'm afraid all vaginas might be dry due to being underused.
Also there's the danger of some ladies being virgin again for the lack of action
Yes, fannies do heal up ........
I have lard in the fridge....... don't need lube "
Any beef dripping, my Grandfather was a big fan..... on toast that is  |
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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago
Witney |
"Yes please... I'm afraid all vaginas might be dry due to being underused.
Also there's the danger of some ladies being virgin again for the lack of action
Yes, fannies do heal up ........
I have lard in the fridge....... don't need lube "
Ahh mate, nothing like doing someone from behind while the smell of bacon fills your nose!! Epic fuck! |
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"Yes please... I'm afraid all vaginas might be dry due to being underused.
Also there's the danger of some ladies being virgin again for the lack of action
Yes, fannies do heal up ........
I have lard in the fridge....... don't need lube
Any beef dripping, my Grandfather was a big fan..... on toast that is "
Drippin' would be even better. A good fuck and frictional odour of beef.............. ahhhhhhhhh Sunday |
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"Yes please... I'm afraid all vaginas might be dry due to being underused.
Also there's the danger of some ladies being virgin again for the lack of action
Yes, fannies do heal up ........
I have lard in the fridge....... don't need lube
Any beef dripping, my Grandfather was a big fan..... on toast that is
Drippin' would be even better. A good fuck and frictional odour of beef.............. ahhhhhhhhh Sunday"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes please... I'm afraid all vaginas might be dry due to being underused.
Also there's the danger of some ladies being virgin again for the lack of action
Yes, fannies do heal up ........
I have lard in the fridge....... don't need lube
Any beef dripping, my Grandfather was a big fan..... on toast that is
Drippin' would be even better. A good fuck and frictional odour of beef.............. ahhhhhhhhh Sunday"
Little dab of Horseradish to liven things up ?  |
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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago
Witney |
"Yes please... I'm afraid all vaginas might be dry due to being underused.
Also there's the danger of some ladies being virgin again for the lack of action
Yes, fannies do heal up ........
I have lard in the fridge....... don't need lube
Any beef dripping, my Grandfather was a big fan..... on toast that is
Drippin' would be even better. A good fuck and frictional odour of beef.............. ahhhhhhhhh Sunday
Little dab of Horseradish to liven things up ? "
Now I'm getting a semi.... Fuck  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes please... I'm afraid all vaginas might be dry due to being underused.
Also there's the danger of some ladies being virgin again for the lack of action
Yes, fannies do heal up ........
I have lard in the fridge....... don't need lube
Any beef dripping, my Grandfather was a big fan..... on toast that is
Drippin' would be even better. A good fuck and frictional odour of beef.............. ahhhhhhhhh Sunday
Little dab of Horseradish to liven things up ?
Now I'm getting a semi.... Fuck "
I was thinking of getting a sandwich |
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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago
Witney |
"I’m good...
Are you sure? We can always go full vegan with some coconut oil
I think you know I’m good..
but yes, if you insist  "
Hmmm we'll butter ourselves up and then play a game of catch! The loser has to take it up the arse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m good...
Are you sure? We can always go full vegan with some coconut oil
I think you know I’m good..
but yes, if you insist
Hmmm we'll butter ourselves up and then play a game of catch! The loser has to take it up the arse "
DEAL |
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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago
Witney |
"I’m good...
Are you sure? We can always go full vegan with some coconut oil
I think you know I’m good..
but yes, if you insist
Hmmm we'll butter ourselves up and then play a game of catch! The loser has to take it up the arse
DEAL "
There goes my virginity...RIP (pun intended) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m good...
Are you sure? We can always go full vegan with some coconut oil
I think you know I’m good..
but yes, if you insist
Hmmm we'll butter ourselves up and then play a game of catch! The loser has to take it up the arse
DEAL
There goes my virginity...RIP (pun intended)"
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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago
Witney |
"What about some replacements such as.... Let's see..
Rapeseed oil?
Aloe vera?
The good ol'spit!
Bikes due an oil change - I could warm it too "
Is to turn the pussy into a "well oiled machine"? - badum tssssss |
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"Dunno. I’m cool though, plenty in reserve.
That's why I couldn't find it in any supermarket... You bastard!!! Now I have to use lard and spit!"
I’ll pass on the name of a contact who loves that kinky shit |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dunno. I’m cool though, plenty in reserve.
That's why I couldn't find it in any supermarket... You bastard!!! Now I have to use lard and spit!"
Recycled chip fat maybe? Could pick up a battered sausage while you're in there |
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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago
Witney |
"Dunno. I’m cool though, plenty in reserve.
That's why I couldn't find it in any supermarket... You bastard!!! Now I have to use lard and spit!
I’ll pass on the name of a contact who loves that kinky shit "
At least share some lube! |
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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago
Witney |
"Dunno. I’m cool though, plenty in reserve.
That's why I couldn't find it in any supermarket... You bastard!!! Now I have to use lard and spit!
Recycled chip fat maybe? Could pick up a battered sausage while you're in there "
There ya go..curry sauce as lube! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dunno. I’m cool though, plenty in reserve.
That's why I couldn't find it in any supermarket... You bastard!!! Now I have to use lard and spit!
Recycled chip fat maybe? Could pick up a battered sausage while you're in there
There ya go..curry sauce as lube!"
Or tartar sauce for the posh amongst us |
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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago
Witney |
"Dunno. I’m cool though, plenty in reserve.
That's why I couldn't find it in any supermarket... You bastard!!! Now I have to use lard and spit!
Recycled chip fat maybe? Could pick up a battered sausage while you're in there
There ya go..curry sauce as lube!
Or tartar sauce for the posh amongst us "
Is tartar sauce posh? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dunno. I’m cool though, plenty in reserve.
That's why I couldn't find it in any supermarket... You bastard!!! Now I have to use lard and spit!
Recycled chip fat maybe? Could pick up a battered sausage while you're in there
There ya go..curry sauce as lube!
Or tartar sauce for the posh amongst us
Is tartar sauce posh?"
Very |
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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago
Witney |
"Dunno. I’m cool though, plenty in reserve.
That's why I couldn't find it in any supermarket... You bastard!!! Now I have to use lard and spit!
Recycled chip fat maybe? Could pick up a battered sausage while you're in there
There ya go..curry sauce as lube!
Or tartar sauce for the posh amongst us
Is tartar sauce posh?
Very "
So.... If I put it on my dick..
Does it make me a posh fuck? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..... lube for when the lockdown is over and we're all fucking like bunnies on Kamagra....
Will lube become the new loo roll...  "
I'd love to see that on the news. People fighting in the supermarket over lube. That's so funny |
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"..... lube for when the lockdown is over and we're all fucking like bunnies on Kamagra....
Will lube become the new loo roll... "
Gawd, you nearly scared me as people been talking about second wave. I thought we are going into stricter lockdown   |
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"I reckon I'll be okay without stocking up. At a rough guess, I'll be able to count my total shags for the year on the fingers of one arse cheek "
Jeez I thought I had bad times but you beat me... I feel better now |
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"Yes please... I'm afraid all vaginas might be dry due to being underused.
Also there's the danger of some ladies being virgin again for the lack of action "
I'm sorry but I totally disagree about vaginal dryness. Obviously the guy isn't turning her on enough if she's dry as Sahara desert  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes please... I'm afraid all vaginas might be dry due to being underused.
Also there's the danger of some ladies being virgin again for the lack of action
Yes, fannies do heal up ........
I have lard in the fridge....... don't need lube
Any beef dripping, my Grandfather was a big fan..... on toast that is
Drippin' would be even better. A good fuck and frictional odour of beef.............. ahhhhhhhhh Sunday
Little dab of Horseradish to liven things up ?
Now I'm getting a semi.... Fuck
I was thinking of getting a sandwich "
Long time since I had a sandwich |
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