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As I’ve said many, many, many time’s, I was once in an advert for a hotel chain. In addition, I was carnival queen.
I’m sure you’re all pretty intimidated, but don’t worry. I’m just like the rest of you. I still put my trousers on one leg at a time |
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"As I’ve said many, many, many time’s, I was once in an advert for a hotel chain. In addition, I was carnival queen.
I’m sure you’re all pretty intimidated, but don’t worry. I’m just like the rest of you. I still put my trousers on one leg at a time "
As they say, celebs also sit on the loo with their pants around their ankles like the rest of us. That’s how I prefer to imagine you!   |
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"As I’ve said many, many, many time’s, I was once in an advert for a hotel chain. In addition, I was carnival queen.
I’m sure you’re all pretty intimidated, but don’t worry. I’m just like the rest of you. I still put my trousers on one leg at a time "
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Mary Portas. She'd give the best advice then get you hammered and end up befriending the entire queue in the kebab shop at 2am.
Keanu Reeves, because I think his Zen chillness would be a really good balance to my ridiculous overthinking and he'd always make you get a bit of perspective.
Reese Witherspoon because she's incredibly smart, doesn't take anyone's shit and would give me a metaphorical slap upside the head when I was being ridiculous. Seems like she'd be such a good cheerleader and a positive presence! |
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