"This naked barman comes with a selection of Gins. Many tonics and loves making G & T’S
Disclaimer. Not a real barman"
Ooh love flavoured tonic.
I see from your pics you are handy with a mower, so whilst you are here you could give that a going over, thanks  |
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"got stella with me as we speak (don't judge me ) haha
Not judging here
Does it count if I have it in a mug?
Jo x"
oooo jo what talking stella ,beer hit with jo |
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"got stella with me as we speak (don't judge me ) haha
Not judging here
Does it count if I have it in a mug?
Jo xoooo jo what talking stella ,beer hit with jo"
*hit me with it |
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"This naked barman comes with a selection of Gins. Many tonics and loves making G & T’S
Disclaimer. Not a real barman
Ooh love flavoured tonic.
I see from your pics you are handy with a mower, so whilst you are here you could give that a going over, thanks "
I’m currently drinking Malfy Con Limone with elderflower tonic and filled to the top with ice.
I’m good with my hands so mowing your lawn should be fine. Only if you are watching the whole time though |
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"This naked barman comes with a selection of Gins. Many tonics and loves making G & T’S
Disclaimer. Not a real barman
Ooh love flavoured tonic.
I see from your pics you are handy with a mower, so whilst you are here you could give that a going over, thanks
I’m currently drinking Malfy Con Limone with elderflower tonic and filled to the top with ice.
I’m good with my hands so mowing your lawn should be fine. Only if you are watching the whole time though "
I've resorted to orange and sparkling water atm
Just getting the mower out!
Wouldn't want to be dr*nk in charge of a flymo!
Jo x
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"This naked barman comes with a selection of Gins. Many tonics and loves making G & T’S
Disclaimer. Not a real barman
Ooh love flavoured tonic.
I see from your pics you are handy with a mower, so whilst you are here you could give that a going over, thanks
I’m currently drinking Malfy Con Limone with elderflower tonic and filled to the top with ice.
I’m good with my hands so mowing your lawn should be fine. Only if you are watching the whole time though
I've resorted to orange and sparkling water atm
Just getting the mower out!
Wouldn't want to be dr*nk in charge of a flymo!
Jo x
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I could mow the lawn but like reward jo  |
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"This naked barman comes with a selection of Gins. Many tonics and loves making G & T’S
Disclaimer. Not a real barman
Ooh love flavoured tonic.
I see from your pics you are handy with a mower, so whilst you are here you could give that a going over, thanks
I’m currently drinking Malfy Con Limone with elderflower tonic and filled to the top with ice.
I’m good with my hands so mowing your lawn should be fine. Only if you are watching the whole time though
I've resorted to orange and sparkling water atm
Just getting the mower out!
Wouldn't want to be dr*nk in charge of a flymo!
Jo x
I could mow the lawn but like reward jo "
I can do rewards, only if it's a job well done though!
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"This naked barman comes with a selection of Gins. Many tonics and loves making G & T’S
Disclaimer. Not a real barman
Ooh love flavoured tonic.
I see from your pics you are handy with a mower, so whilst you are here you could give that a going over, thanks
I’m currently drinking Malfy Con Limone with elderflower tonic and filled to the top with ice.
I’m good with my hands so mowing your lawn should be fine. Only if you are watching the whole time though
I've resorted to orange and sparkling water atm
Just getting the mower out!
Wouldn't want to be dr*nk in charge of a flymo!
Jo x
I could mow the lawn but like reward jo
I can do rewards, only if it's a job well done though!
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I am very hard worker Jo I do lot of things hard  |
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"This naked barman comes with a selection of Gins. Many tonics and loves making G & T’S
Disclaimer. Not a real barman
Ooh love flavoured tonic.
I see from your pics you are handy with a mower, so whilst you are here you could give that a going over, thanks
I’m currently drinking Malfy Con Limone with elderflower tonic and filled to the top with ice.
I’m good with my hands so mowing your lawn should be fine. Only if you are watching the whole time though
I've resorted to orange and sparkling water atm
Just getting the mower out!
Wouldn't want to be dr*nk in charge of a flymo!
Jo x
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Safety first right
That’s why I also mow naked in steel toe caped boots |
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"It’s peroni time 
I have some in the fridge, but I'm not a beer drinker
You are welcome to them
Jo x "
Very kind of you
I’ll drink the lager whilst you sip gin and sun yourself  |
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"Lawn done, skipped gin, straight to chilled wine
X
How can you skip the gin?
You heathen!
Can you come and mow my lawn for me?
Depends, have you got a big one??
X"
About average for a semi 
But it's currently growing out of control  |
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"Lawn done, skipped gin, straight to chilled wine
X
How can you skip the gin?
You heathen!
Can you come and mow my lawn for me?
Depends, have you got a big one??
X
About average for a semi
But it's currently growing out of control "
I'm very good at bringing control to unruly situations
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