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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm coming but D is my Driver so he will be coming! 
I'll bring ice, chocolate sauce and Jack Daniels. 
Jo.Xx "
Okay, D can sit in the corner or actually,, we'll put him on BBQ duty and make use of him 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I will come on waitressing duties Sparkles. Don't feel like joining in today x "
No waitressing duties for you, let me pour you a drink and you can sit on the sun loungers and relax xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I sneak in the back door? You can all use me however you please! "
You can bouncer and stop all the other men from coming in. I'll pay you in alcohol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I sneak in the back door? You can all use me however you please!
You can bouncer and stop all the other men from coming in. I'll pay you in alcohol "
Throw in a few boob and bum flashes and you've got yourself a sweet little deal  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ooh please can i come?
ill bring tequila.. and cards against humanity 
Px
Yes yes yes yes yes! A woman after my own heart! "
Mine too, are you coming lovely? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I sneak in the back door? You can all use me however you please!
You can bouncer and stop all the other men from coming in. I'll pay you in alcohol
Throw in a few boob and bum flashes and you've got yourself a sweet little deal "
I may be able to throw in more than that at the end of the night, Tequila makes me horny |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There's just one condition, women only
So ladies, who wants to come and what you bringing? And what will we do? 
Can I carry the watermelon? "
Definitely! Are you going to dance on the bridge too? |
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"I'm coming but D is my Driver so he will be coming!
I'll bring ice, chocolate sauce and Jack Daniels.
Jo.Xx
Okay, D can sit in the corner or actually,, we'll put him on BBQ duty and make use of him
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Hahaha his face just lit up. Gone from designated driver to Chef in seconds.
I'll be sure he is in tip top condition for the ladies of fab. 
Jo.Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ooh please can i come?
ill bring tequila.. and cards against humanity
Px
Yes yes yes yes yes! A woman after my own heart!
Mine too, are you coming lovely? "
Yes! I’ll bring some limes!
Also I’m puppy sitting this weekend so I can bring a puppy. You’re all welcome!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm coming but D is my Driver so he will be coming!
I'll bring ice, chocolate sauce and Jack Daniels.
Jo.Xx
Okay, D can sit in the corner or actually,, we'll put him on BBQ duty and make use of him
Hahaha his face just lit up. Gone from designated driver to Chef in seconds.
I'll be sure he is in tip top condition for the ladies of fab.
Jo.Xx "
Bless him! I don't doubt that for a second |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ooh please can i come?
ill bring tequila.. and cards against humanity
Px
Yes yes yes yes yes! A woman after my own heart!
Mine too, are you coming lovely?
Yes! I’ll bring some limes!
Also I’m puppy sitting this weekend so I can bring a puppy. You’re all welcome! "
Yay!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm coming but D is my Driver so he will be coming!
I'll bring ice, chocolate sauce and Jack Daniels.
Jo.Xx
Okay, D can sit in the corner or actually,, we'll put him on BBQ duty and make use of him
Hahaha his face just lit up. Gone from designated driver to Chef in seconds.
I'll be sure he is in tip top condition for the ladies of fab.
Jo.Xx "
Make sure he is wearing a pinny Jo we wouldn't want D getting burnt by any splash backs. You need him taking you home in one piece |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't believe no one has said prosecco yet!
And a bottle of massage oil "
Because it's vile  but welcome to bring some for yourself, although we have cocktails and rum and Tequila too. Happy to give massages |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm coming but D is my Driver so he will be coming!
I'll bring ice, chocolate sauce and Jack Daniels.
Jo.Xx
Okay, D can sit in the corner or actually,, we'll put him on BBQ duty and make use of him
Hahaha his face just lit up. Gone from designated driver to Chef in seconds.
I'll be sure he is in tip top condition for the ladies of fab.
Jo.Xx
Make sure he is wearing a pinny Jo we wouldn't want D getting burnt by any splash backs. You need him taking you home in one piece "
Agreed! And then we can all perve that bum! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"your going need a stripper though so means I need come to this party and shake my booty "
I think with all the gorgeous ladies here, we've got that covered.
Bants! Your not doing your job properly!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will bring homemade caramel choux buns and do as im told
Yum! I'm going tell you to relax and have fun, fancy a dance? "
I love dancing especially grinding up against ladies on the dance floor |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"your going need a stripper though so means I need come to this party and shake my booty
We can have a female stripper 
Yes!
You volunteering? "
I, for one, hope so!! xx |
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"I'm coming but D is my Driver so he will be coming!
I'll bring ice, chocolate sauce and Jack Daniels.
Jo.Xx
Okay, D can sit in the corner or actually,, we'll put him on BBQ duty and make use of him
Hahaha his face just lit up. Gone from designated driver to Chef in seconds.
I'll be sure he is in tip top condition for the ladies of fab.
Jo.Xx
Make sure he is wearing a pinny Jo we wouldn't want D getting burnt by any splash backs. You need him taking you home in one piece "
Good thinking Lois.
We must protect the goods.
Jo.Xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Me! I bring me to the party! And gin....What a bunch of lucky ducks!
Oofftt!!!! You are all that is needed
Ooft! Get them tits in my face baby "
They are all yours! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I will bring homemade caramel choux buns and do as im told
Yum! I'm going tell you to relax and have fun, fancy a dance?
I love dancing especially grinding up against ladies on the dance floor "
Perfect! Let's go! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"your going need a stripper though so means I need come to this party and shake my booty
We can have a female stripper
Yes!
You volunteering?
I'm in "
Woohoo! This will be a good show |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good morning sparkles, hello all.
Can I come please? I’ll bring sangria and chocolates xx"
Good morning all ladies are welcome. Take a seat and we'll get you a drink |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Definitely need a better bouncer next time, all these men trying to get through.
I'll have Sophie on the doors in future, you guys won't stand a chance |
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Can I join the party? I can bring my strap on, some cold glass dildos, a lovely wand, an adventurous tongue, warm hands, and some wrist cuffs to stop you trying to do any work. Leave that to the rest of us
Oh, and a straw, so you can still drink your cocktail. :p |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I join the party? I can bring my strap on, some cold glass dildos, a lovely wand, an adventurous tongue, warm hands, and some wrist cuffs to stop you trying to do any work. Leave that to the rest of us
Oh, and a straw, so you can still drink your cocktail. :p"
Of course you can lovely! Ooo..I like the sound of that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You know I'm in for this Sparkles. I'll cover the major food grouos and bring chocolate, sweets and ice cream "
Perfect! You know you're always welcome can we have a dance too? |
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"You know I'm in for this Sparkles. I'll cover the major food grouos and bring chocolate, sweets and ice cream
Perfect! You know you're always welcome can we have a dance too? "
I'm not really a dancer, I'll need to sample quite a few cocktails for that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ooo a party sounds like fun! I can make some lovely vodka jelly shots and I’ll bring some cheese balls to nibble on ..."
Got to love a nibble at a party |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You know I'm in for this Sparkles. I'll cover the major food grouos and bring chocolate, sweets and ice cream
Perfect! You know you're always welcome can we have a dance too?
I'm not really a dancer, I'll need to sample quite a few cocktails for that "
That's okay, I'm happy to ply you with alcohol |
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"You know I'm in for this Sparkles. I'll cover the major food grouos and bring chocolate, sweets and ice cream
Perfect! You know you're always welcome can we have a dance too?
I'm not really a dancer, I'll need to sample quite a few cocktails for that
That's okay, I'm happy to ply you with alcohol "
You're a bad influence. I'm not complaining though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hey! I'd better be allowed to this party or I'm going to cry and all my make up will run "
You're the guest of honour! And the bouncer
Want a cocktail? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is this continuing from last week!? Moved on to another venue I see. Sparkles party animals
 *Sneaks in... grabs a chocolate and rolls out of here* wait... strawberries! Having a nibble under the table. Delicious! Bopping my head to the music. Oh great... now I can't contain myself in this tiny space...
Jumps out from under the table...
Let's paaaaaaarrrrrrrrttttttyyyyy!
And the ladies gone... "oi didn't you see the sign! No men... put the strawberry down and get out!"
Hmpf... was fun while it lasted |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ll come and bring my cute butt in fishnets,
Mr can wait patiently in the car"
And a very cute bum it is too
He can come in, he can help D with the BBQ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You know I'm in for this Sparkles. I'll cover the major food grouos and bring chocolate, sweets and ice cream
Perfect! You know you're always welcome can we have a dance too?
I'm not really a dancer, I'll need to sample quite a few cocktails for that
That's okay, I'm happy to ply you with alcohol
You're a bad influence. I'm not complaining though "
I know I am |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this continuing from last week!? Moved on to another venue I see. Sparkles party animals
*Sneaks in... grabs a chocolate and rolls out of here* wait... strawberries! Having a nibble under the table. Delicious! Bopping my head to the music. Oh great... now I can't contain myself in this tiny space...
Jumps out from under the table...
Let's paaaaaaarrrrrrrrttttttyyyyy!
And the ladies gone... "oi didn't you see the sign! No men... put the strawberry down and get out!"
Hmpf... was fun while it lasted "
Hahaha!!!!
Yes, I love a party I may let you stay if you can make cocktails? |
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"Hey! I'd better be allowed to this party or I'm going to cry and all my make up will run
You're the guest of honour! And the bouncer
Want a cocktail? "
Yes please...pina colada and don't skimp on the umbrella's |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hey! I'd better be allowed to this party or I'm going to cry and all my make up will run
You're the guest of honour! And the bouncer
Want a cocktail?
Yes please...pina colada and don't skimp on the umbrella's "
As if I would  I'll even serve it to you topless |
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"Oh im gate crashing as a tv/ts best way to get in the party "
Woooaahhhh there hairy boy, you ain't no TV....
You couldnt handle me and my waxing kit as you'd be crying like a little baby so unless you want your manliness to be shown up for what it is I suggest you turn your ass around and skidaddle.
Don't make me pin you down and rip out your eyebrows! |
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"Oh im gate crashing as a tv/ts best way to get in the party
Woooaahhhh there hairy boy, you ain't no TV....
You couldnt handle me and my waxing kit as you'd be crying like a little baby so unless you want your manliness to be shown up for what it is I suggest you turn your ass around and skidaddle.
Don't make me pin you down and rip out your eyebrows!"
Hahaha that's how you do the door! You tell him Sophie.
Jo.Xx |
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"Oh im gate crashing as a tv/ts best way to get in the party
Woooaahhhh there hairy boy, you ain't no TV....
You couldnt handle me and my waxing kit as you'd be crying like a little baby so unless you want your manliness to be shown up for what it is I suggest you turn your ass around and skidaddle.
Don't make me pin you down and rip out your eyebrows!
Hahaha that's how you do the door! You tell him Sophie.
Jo.Xx "
Men.....such pussies when it comes to having their hair ripped out |
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"Oh im gate crashing as a tv/ts best way to get in the party
Woooaahhhh there hairy boy, you ain't no TV....
You couldnt handle me and my waxing kit as you'd be crying like a little baby so unless you want your manliness to be shown up for what it is I suggest you turn your ass around and skidaddle.
Don't make me pin you down and rip out your eyebrows!"
now now thats not been lady like
its a ladys party all are welcome as the op states.
though I wouldnt want to ruin your make up or your loverly dress tonight
but that look on the ladys with torn clothing isnt desired if needs must |
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"Oh im gate crashing as a tv/ts best way to get in the party
Woooaahhhh there hairy boy, you ain't no TV....
You couldnt handle me and my waxing kit as you'd be crying like a little baby so unless you want your manliness to be shown up for what it is I suggest you turn your ass around and skidaddle.
Don't make me pin you down and rip out your eyebrows!
Hahaha that's how you do the door! You tell him Sophie.
Jo.Xx
Men.....such pussies when it comes to having their hair ripped out "
So true!
Jo.Xx |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Oh im gate crashing as a tv/ts best way to get in the party
Woooaahhhh there hairy boy, you ain't no TV....
You couldnt handle me and my waxing kit as you'd be crying like a little baby so unless you want your manliness to be shown up for what it is I suggest you turn your ass around and skidaddle.
Don't make me pin you down and rip out your eyebrows!"
Is it strange that this actually gave me a little flutter in the lady horn? |
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"Oh im gate crashing as a tv/ts best way to get in the party
Woooaahhhh there hairy boy, you ain't no TV....
You couldnt handle me and my waxing kit as you'd be crying like a little baby so unless you want your manliness to be shown up for what it is I suggest you turn your ass around and skidaddle.
Don't make me pin you down and rip out your eyebrows!
now now thats not been lady like
its a ladys party all are welcome as the op states.
though I wouldnt want to ruin your make up or your loverly dress tonight
but that look on the ladys with torn clothing isnt desired if needs must "
What on gods green earth makes you think me and my humongous penis would be ladylike?
As the OP stated....all LADIES are welcome so unless you can do your make up and wax yourself in 3 minutes flat like a lady is expected to then id run if i was you before i do it for you....i am quite un-ladylike in my ministrations.
Now off you pop and go find yourself your special sock....itll be dropped down the side of your bed somewhere |
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"Oh im gate crashing as a tv/ts best way to get in the party
Woooaahhhh there hairy boy, you ain't no TV....
You couldnt handle me and my waxing kit as you'd be crying like a little baby so unless you want your manliness to be shown up for what it is I suggest you turn your ass around and skidaddle.
Don't make me pin you down and rip out your eyebrows!
Hahaha that's how you do the door! You tell him Sophie.
Jo.Xx
Men.....such pussies when it comes to having their hair ripped out "
I'm a bit of a wuss with that as well mind |
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"Oh im gate crashing as a tv/ts best way to get in the party
Woooaahhhh there hairy boy, you ain't no TV....
You couldnt handle me and my waxing kit as you'd be crying like a little baby so unless you want your manliness to be shown up for what it is I suggest you turn your ass around and skidaddle.
Don't make me pin you down and rip out your eyebrows!
Hahaha that's how you do the door! You tell him Sophie.
Jo.Xx
Men.....such pussies when it comes to having their hair ripped out
I'm a bit of a wuss with that as well mind "
Oh it hurts thats for sure but its the price you pay for beauty |
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"Oh im gate crashing as a tv/ts best way to get in the party
Woooaahhhh there hairy boy, you ain't no TV....
You couldnt handle me and my waxing kit as you'd be crying like a little baby so unless you want your manliness to be shown up for what it is I suggest you turn your ass around and skidaddle.
Don't make me pin you down and rip out your eyebrows!
Is it strange that this actually gave me a little flutter in the lady horn? "
Nope...a little pain is a good thing |
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"Oh im gate crashing as a tv/ts best way to get in the party
Woooaahhhh there hairy boy, you ain't no TV....
You couldnt handle me and my waxing kit as you'd be crying like a little baby so unless you want your manliness to be shown up for what it is I suggest you turn your ass around and skidaddle.
Don't make me pin you down and rip out your eyebrows!
now now thats not been lady like
its a ladys party all are welcome as the op states.
though I wouldnt want to ruin your make up or your loverly dress tonight
but that look on the ladys with torn clothing isnt desired if needs must
What on gods green earth makes you think me and my humongous penis would be ladylike?
As the OP stated....all LADIES are welcome so unless you can do your make up and wax yourself in 3 minutes flat like a lady is expected to then id run if i was you before i do it for you....i am quite un-ladylike in my ministrations.
Now off you pop and go find yourself your special sock....itll be dropped down the side of your bed somewhere "
All id have to do is fluff my already on make up in the bathroom that I had done at the local salon.
The waxing got done earlier in the day |
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"Oh im gate crashing as a tv/ts best way to get in the party
Woooaahhhh there hairy boy, you ain't no TV....
You couldnt handle me and my waxing kit as you'd be crying like a little baby so unless you want your manliness to be shown up for what it is I suggest you turn your ass around and skidaddle.
Don't make me pin you down and rip out your eyebrows!
now now thats not been lady like
its a ladys party all are welcome as the op states.
though I wouldnt want to ruin your make up or your loverly dress tonight
but that look on the ladys with torn clothing isnt desired if needs must
What on gods green earth makes you think me and my humongous penis would be ladylike?
As the OP stated....all LADIES are welcome so unless you can do your make up and wax yourself in 3 minutes flat like a lady is expected to then id run if i was you before i do it for you....i am quite un-ladylike in my ministrations.
Now off you pop and go find yourself your special sock....itll be dropped down the side of your bed somewhere
All id have to do is fluff my already on make up in the bathroom that I had done at the local salon.
The waxing got done earlier in the day "
Proof or leave....you wouldnt be the first one to end up with sore balls thanks to my size 10 heels |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Oh im gate crashing as a tv/ts best way to get in the party
Woooaahhhh there hairy boy, you ain't no TV....
You couldnt handle me and my waxing kit as you'd be crying like a little baby so unless you want your manliness to be shown up for what it is I suggest you turn your ass around and skidaddle.
Don't make me pin you down and rip out your eyebrows!
Is it strange that this actually gave me a little flutter in the lady horn?
Nope...a little pain is a good thing "
Even when it's the pain of a stranger? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh im gate crashing as a tv/ts best way to get in the party
Woooaahhhh there hairy boy, you ain't no TV....
You couldnt handle me and my waxing kit as you'd be crying like a little baby so unless you want your manliness to be shown up for what it is I suggest you turn your ass around and skidaddle.
Don't make me pin you down and rip out your eyebrows!
now now thats not been lady like
its a ladys party all are welcome as the op states.
though I wouldnt want to ruin your make up or your loverly dress tonight
but that look on the ladys with torn clothing isnt desired if needs must
What on gods green earth makes you think me and my humongous penis would be ladylike?
As the OP stated....all LADIES are welcome so unless you can do your make up and wax yourself in 3 minutes flat like a lady is expected to then id run if i was you before i do it for you....i am quite un-ladylike in my ministrations.
Now off you pop and go find yourself your special sock....itll be dropped down the side of your bed somewhere
All id have to do is fluff my already on make up in the bathroom that I had done at the local salon.
The waxing got done earlier in the day
Proof or leave....you wouldnt be the first one to end up with sore balls thanks to my size 10 heels "
Have I told you a love you lately? And this is why you are the only bouncer I will ever have |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh im gate crashing as a tv/ts best way to get in the party
Woooaahhhh there hairy boy, you ain't no TV....
You couldnt handle me and my waxing kit as you'd be crying like a little baby so unless you want your manliness to be shown up for what it is I suggest you turn your ass around and skidaddle.
Don't make me pin you down and rip out your eyebrows!
Hahaha that's how you do the door! You tell him Sophie.
Jo.Xx
Men.....such pussies when it comes to having their hair ripped out
I'm a bit of a wuss with that as well mind "
I'll hold your hand |
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"Oh im gate crashing as a tv/ts best way to get in the party
Woooaahhhh there hairy boy, you ain't no TV....
You couldnt handle me and my waxing kit as you'd be crying like a little baby so unless you want your manliness to be shown up for what it is I suggest you turn your ass around and skidaddle.
Don't make me pin you down and rip out your eyebrows!
Is it strange that this actually gave me a little flutter in the lady horn?
Nope...a little pain is a good thing
Even when it's the pain of a stranger? "
If you tell me your name we are no longer strangers |
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"Oh im gate crashing as a tv/ts best way to get in the party
Woooaahhhh there hairy boy, you ain't no TV....
You couldnt handle me and my waxing kit as you'd be crying like a little baby so unless you want your manliness to be shown up for what it is I suggest you turn your ass around and skidaddle.
Don't make me pin you down and rip out your eyebrows!
now now thats not been lady like
its a ladys party all are welcome as the op states.
though I wouldnt want to ruin your make up or your loverly dress tonight
but that look on the ladys with torn clothing isnt desired if needs must
What on gods green earth makes you think me and my humongous penis would be ladylike?
As the OP stated....all LADIES are welcome so unless you can do your make up and wax yourself in 3 minutes flat like a lady is expected to then id run if i was you before i do it for you....i am quite un-ladylike in my ministrations.
Now off you pop and go find yourself your special sock....itll be dropped down the side of your bed somewhere
All id have to do is fluff my already on make up in the bathroom that I had done at the local salon.
The waxing got done earlier in the day
Proof or leave....you wouldnt be the first one to end up with sore balls thanks to my size 10 heels
Have I told you a love you lately? And this is why you are the only bouncer I will ever have "
Not yet today |
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over a year ago
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"Oh im gate crashing as a tv/ts best way to get in the party
Woooaahhhh there hairy boy, you ain't no TV....
You couldnt handle me and my waxing kit as you'd be crying like a little baby so unless you want your manliness to be shown up for what it is I suggest you turn your ass around and skidaddle.
Don't make me pin you down and rip out your eyebrows!
Is it strange that this actually gave me a little flutter in the lady horn?
Nope...a little pain is a good thing
Even when it's the pain of a stranger?
If you tell me your name we are no longer strangers "
That's so true.... But it wasn't your pain. You're dishing it out |
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"All id have to do is fluff my already on make up in the bathroom that I had done at the local salon.
The waxing got done earlier in the day
Proof or leave....you wouldnt be the first one to end up with sore balls thanks to my size 10 heels "
would you like to go under the dress and slide a hand over the shaven legs cock and balls
or lift the dress skirt to slide a hand under to check
As goes for the dress its a long v neck easy enough to gentle pull to one side and look for belly hair
but please watch out those 36dd boobs are a bit ackward to reapply
With 5" black heels stockings and garter belt on as hair is natural |
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over a year ago
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"Can I come . Do we have a chocolate fountain?
You can and no, we don't! are you bringing one?
Absolutely "
Woohoo! I'll make sure there's some fruit on sticks or we can just dip our fingers? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"All id have to do is fluff my already on make up in the bathroom that I had done at the local salon.
The waxing got done earlier in the day
Proof or leave....you wouldnt be the first one to end up with sore balls thanks to my size 10 heels
would you like to go under the dress and slide a hand over the shaven legs cock and balls
or lift the dress skirt to slide a hand under to check
As goes for the dress its a long v neck easy enough to gentle pull to one side and look for belly hair
but please watch out those 36dd boobs are a bit ackward to reapply
With 5" black heels stockings and garter belt on as hair is natural"
Shoooo!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh im gate crashing as a tv/ts best way to get in the party
Woooaahhhh there hairy boy, you ain't no TV....
You couldnt handle me and my waxing kit as you'd be crying like a little baby so unless you want your manliness to be shown up for what it is I suggest you turn your ass around and skidaddle.
Don't make me pin you down and rip out your eyebrows!
now now thats not been lady like
its a ladys party all are welcome as the op states.
though I wouldnt want to ruin your make up or your loverly dress tonight
but that look on the ladys with torn clothing isnt desired if needs must
What on gods green earth makes you think me and my humongous penis would be ladylike?
As the OP stated....all LADIES are welcome so unless you can do your make up and wax yourself in 3 minutes flat like a lady is expected to then id run if i was you before i do it for you....i am quite un-ladylike in my ministrations.
Now off you pop and go find yourself your special sock....itll be dropped down the side of your bed somewhere
All id have to do is fluff my already on make up in the bathroom that I had done at the local salon.
The waxing got done earlier in the day
Proof or leave....you wouldnt be the first one to end up with sore balls thanks to my size 10 heels
Have I told you a love you lately? And this is why you are the only bouncer I will ever have
Not yet today "
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"I would bring the jäger and red bull, and have a toast getting through the last couple of months
Now there's a plan! Welcome lovely "
Do we need refill on massage oil, Prosecco, strawberries ir cake? |
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"I would bring the jäger and red bull, and have a toast getting through the last couple of months
Now there's a plan! Welcome lovely
Do we need refill on massage oil, Prosecco, strawberries ir cake?"
Always! We like a drink us lot and cake |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hey! I'd better be allowed to this party or I'm going to cry and all my make up will run "
You’d best be there, you’re one of the reasons I’m bringing the stockings!! xx |
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"Can I come . Do we have a chocolate fountain?
You can and no, we don't! are you bringing one?
Absolutely
Woohoo! I'll make sure there's some fruit on sticks or we can just dip our fingers? "
Marshmallows , and definitely fingers |
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"Should i bring a paddling pool  
Should we put the chocolate fountain in the paddling pool
You just read my mind "
And cream!! Have to go in the paddling pool to get some melted chocolate, dip a strawberry as you dip in the cream...and then naked Twister!!
The winner has to help clean up the losers of their chocolate/cream coating xx
I’m definitely losing btw! Haha xx |
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"Should i bring a paddling pool
Should we put the chocolate fountain in the paddling pool
You just read my mind
And cream!! Have to go in the paddling pool to get some melted chocolate, dip a strawberry as you dip in the cream...and then naked Twister!!
The winner has to help clean up the losers of their chocolate/cream coating xx
I’m definitely losing btw! Haha xx"
I'm winning already |
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"Should i bring a paddling pool
Should we put the chocolate fountain in the paddling pool
You just read my mind
And cream!! Have to go in the paddling pool to get some melted chocolate, dip a strawberry as you dip in the cream...and then naked Twister!!
The winner has to help clean up the losers of their chocolate/cream coating xx
I’m definitely losing btw! Haha xx
I'm winning already "
But would be nice if if there's a second round and the winner becomes the losers |
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"Should i bring a paddling pool
Should we put the chocolate fountain in the paddling pool
You just read my mind
And cream!! Have to go in the paddling pool to get some melted chocolate, dip a strawberry as you dip in the cream...and then naked Twister!!
The winner has to help clean up the losers of their chocolate/cream coating xx
I’m definitely losing btw! Haha xx
I'm winning already
But would be nice if if there's a second round and the winner becomes the losers "
If there’s enough chocolate can also have a all entrants clean each other round as well...haha, no one’s excluded in this party (no men though, so guess they are, haha) xx |
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"Should i bring a paddling pool
Should we put the chocolate fountain in the paddling pool
You just read my mind
And cream!! Have to go in the paddling pool to get some melted chocolate, dip a strawberry as you dip in the cream...and then naked Twister!!
The winner has to help clean up the losers of their chocolate/cream coating xx
I’m definitely losing btw! Haha xx
I'm winning already
But would be nice if if there's a second round and the winner becomes the losers
If there’s enough chocolate can also have a all entrants clean each other round as well...haha, no one’s excluded in this party (no men though, so guess they are, haha) xx"
Sounds like we're all winners here |
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"Should i bring a paddling pool
Should we put the chocolate fountain in the paddling pool
You just read my mind
And cream!! Have to go in the paddling pool to get some melted chocolate, dip a strawberry as you dip in the cream...and then naked Twister!!
The winner has to help clean up the losers of their chocolate/cream coating xx
I’m definitely losing btw! Haha xx
I'm winning already
But would be nice if if there's a second round and the winner becomes the losers
If there’s enough chocolate can also have a all entrants clean each other round as well...haha, no one’s excluded in this party (no men though, so guess they are, haha) xx"
Haha ... you need to ask to the OP she is the host party's , but i'm sure if you the lady you will back home with a great smile if you the man you will receive back your lady with an exuberant smile in face and a sparkle in her eyes , defenitly you will find some chocolate that will remain on her |
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"Should i bring a paddling pool
Should we put the chocolate fountain in the paddling pool
You just read my mind
And cream!! Have to go in the paddling pool to get some melted chocolate, dip a strawberry as you dip in the cream...and then naked Twister!!
The winner has to help clean up the losers of their chocolate/cream coating xx
I’m definitely losing btw! Haha xx
I'm winning already
But would be nice if if there's a second round and the winner becomes the losers
If there’s enough chocolate can also have a all entrants clean each other round as well...haha, no one’s excluded in this party (no men though, so guess they are, haha) xx
Sounds like we're all winners here "
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"You might need some waiters!!
Can you make cocktails? "
Ask M’Lady I mix some mean cocktails albeit only about 3 different ones, if truth be known and I have the dicky bow and butler set if check our profile. |
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, i will bring gin and coffee cake home made 