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How easy is it really?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Sitting here on me tod wishing I could get a bloke to come lick me to orgasm then bugger off....
Loads of guys say they love it, loads of guys say that’s all they want BUT how easy is it really to get a quickie when you actually feel like it???
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh Pixie !
I'm not a bloke and not so sure on my skills on licking to orgasm and then fucking off. But but but do it !!!
Put it as a update? Can only imagine a flood of useless replies though. Fantasists instead of get up and go realists? |
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Errrrrr, it's pretty easy if you're female! I've seen my friends accounts from when they were on here.
Hundreds of men practically begging to please them. If you're not getting hundreds or requests, then something is wrong! |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Personally I think I'd find the buggering off bit the hardest - but then I see meets on here as more than just a quick couple of hours sex.
Could see the scenario potentially happening with a regular meet who had an itch they needed scratching so to speak though if that makes sense? |
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"Errrrrr, it's pretty easy if you're female! I've seen my friends accounts from when they were on here.
Hundreds of men practically begging to please them. If you're not getting hundreds or requests, then something is wrong!"
Errrr, no.
It's easy to get messages. Its easy to get men who want you to talk them off and give them wank fodder.
The requests pile in, but the easiest way of getting someone to stop messaging me is to say "ok then, right now, where shall we meet?".
Suddenly they're busy, or they vanish. I've done it a few times just to see what happens, and it never fails to make me chuckle.
"Oh bb wanna fuk u rite now"
"Ok then, I can be ready to go in 5 minutes"
"..."
"Where are we meeting?"
"..."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Errrrrr, it's pretty easy if you're female! I've seen my friends accounts from when they were on here.
Hundreds of men practically begging to please them. If you're not getting hundreds or requests, then something is wrong!
Errrr, no.
It's easy to get messages. Its easy to get men who want you to talk them off and give them wank fodder.
The requests pile in, but the easiest way of getting someone to stop messaging me is to say "ok then, right now, where shall we meet?".
Suddenly they're busy, or they vanish. I've done it a few times just to see what happens, and it never fails to make me chuckle.
"Oh bb wanna fuk u rite now"
"Ok then, I can be ready to go in 5 minutes"
"..."
"Where are we meeting?"
"..."
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EXACTLY THIS!!!!
Though I am tempted now by a Big Mac also
Decisions decisions... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh Pixie !
I'm not a bloke and not so sure on my skills on licking to orgasm and then fucking off. But but but do it !!!
Put it as a update? Can only imagine a flood of useless replies though. Fantasists instead of get up and go realists?"
Not one single message *sniff sniff
I’m going it alone, well me & pornhub anyway  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sitting here on me tod wishing I could get a bloke to come lick me to orgasm then bugger off....
Loads of guys say they love it, loads of guys say that’s all they want BUT how easy is it really to get a quickie when you actually feel like it???
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Hey Pixie. It’s easy, believe me.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sitting here on me tod wishing I could get a bloke to come lick me to orgasm then bugger off....
Loads of guys say they love it, loads of guys say that’s all they want BUT how easy is it really to get a quickie when you actually feel like it???
Hey Pixie. It’s easy, believe me. "
Pfft.... I must be doing it wrong then  |
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"Errrrrr, it's pretty easy if you're female! I've seen my friends accounts from when they were on here.
Hundreds of men practically begging to please them. If you're not getting hundreds or requests, then something is wrong!
Errrr, no.
It's easy to get messages. Its easy to get men who want you to talk them off and give them wank fodder.
The requests pile in, but the easiest way of getting someone to stop messaging me is to say "ok then, right now, where shall we meet?".
Suddenly they're busy, or they vanish. I've done it a few times just to see what happens, and it never fails to make me chuckle.
"Oh bb wanna fuk u rite now"
"Ok then, I can be ready to go in 5 minutes"
"..."
"Where are we meeting?"
"..."
"
You're doing something badly wrong! Put it this way;
Me and a female friend had a naughty bet one night. We were both in a local supermarket car park, she was showing me fab, and feeling a little bit self conscious. I said to her, men aren't overly bothered about your figure. I bet men would come to fuck you even without seeing your picture. She said they wouldn't.
I said, ok, put in your status, "In Asda carpark, come and fuck me". She did... Her mailbox boomed within 20 minutes. It boomed so much that it wasn't controllable. I was frantically messaging men back with the location. We used 7 men to test and ignored about 300. Of the 7 men, we directed them to Asda carpark at night.
5 of them turned up within 20 minutes. 2 backed out.
Believe me, if you want your pussy kicked, get a male friend to arrange it for you. It's ultra easy.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Think I would want something in return, even if just a bottle of water and a kikat for the journey home."
Oh i’m a giver.... no-ones ever left empty handed from my house!
Usually flapjacks, beer & a packet of wotsits |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
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"Think I would want something in return, even if just a bottle of water and a kikat for the journey home.
Would you settle for tap water and a rocky?"
For a Caramel one yeah but if you wanted rimming too it would have to be at least a Wagon Wheel. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Switch ‘who’s nearby’ on and message or put it up in your status with the start of your postcode "
I shall do that next time the mood takes me, thank you sweet xx |
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