So after all this is relaxed and back to relative normal. What will a guys opening message be?
When they can't ask, how is lockdown treating you?
Will we move onto, are you looking forward to Christmas?
Wish I was asking for a friend!
Jo x  |
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My first messages will probably consist of these questions, not necessarily in order.
Have you had it?
How often have you been sanitizing your hands?
Have you kept much of your sanity?   |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"So after all this is relaxed and back to relative normal. What will a guys opening message be?
When they can't ask, how is lockdown treating you?
Will we move onto, are you looking forward to Christmas?
Wish I was asking for a friend!
Jo x "
Well, I've recently had a lot of cock shots and "get on this", "suck this" "he wants you" messages, so probably back to that.
Or "have you been tested for covid today?" |
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"So after all this is relaxed and back to relative normal. What will a guys opening message be?
When they can't ask, how is lockdown treating you?
Will we move onto, are you looking forward to Christmas?
Wish I was asking for a friend!
Jo x
Well, I've recently had a lot of cock shots and "get on this", "suck this" "he wants you" messages, so probably back to that.
Or "have you been tested for covid today?" "
Oh dear, maybe how are you coping messages are suddenly not seeming too bad!
Jo x |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"So after all this is relaxed and back to relative normal. What will a guys opening message be?
When they can't ask, how is lockdown treating you?
Will we move onto, are you looking forward to Christmas?
Wish I was asking for a friend!
Jo x
Well, I've recently had a lot of cock shots and "get on this", "suck this" "he wants you" messages, so probably back to that.
Or "have you been tested for covid today?"
Oh dear, maybe how are you coping messages are suddenly not seeming too bad!
Jo x"
To be fair, they're still there as well..... I'm so tempted to actually write something on my profile just answering all those questions. Maybe suggest a decent opening line....  |
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"So after all this is relaxed and back to relative normal. What will a guys opening message be?
When they can't ask, how is lockdown treating you?
Will we move onto, are you looking forward to Christmas?
Wish I was asking for a friend!
Jo x "
Well thank you for giving me something to look forward to  |
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"So after all this is relaxed and back to relative normal. What will a guys opening message be?
When they can't ask, how is lockdown treating you?
Will we move onto, are you looking forward to Christmas?
Wish I was asking for a friend!
Jo x
Well, I've recently had a lot of cock shots and "get on this", "suck this" "he wants you" messages, so probably back to that.
Or "have you been tested for covid today?"
Oh dear, maybe how are you coping messages are suddenly not seeming too bad!
Jo x
To be fair, they're still there as well..... I'm so tempted to actually write something on my profile just answering all those questions. Maybe suggest a decent opening line.... "
It doesn't work because they don't read them 
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"So after all this is relaxed and back to relative normal. What will a guys opening message be?
When they can't ask, how is lockdown treating you?
Will we move onto, are you looking forward to Christmas?
Wish I was asking for a friend!
Jo x
Well thank you for giving me something to look forward to "
Apologies, unless you love Christmas! but I seem to open every message and roll my eyes today, perhaps I'm just in a rolling eye mood?
Jo x |
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I don't send first messages anymore, it's just an ultimately fruitless endeavour given the amount of chaps on here.
I await the miraculous day when I'm messaged first |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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" I'm not sure it's been a long time since I sent an opening message
I guess your preference on metric or imperial social distancing? "
To be fair, that would actually work. New twist on the theme! |
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" I'm not sure it's been a long time since I sent an opening message
I guess your preference on metric or imperial social distancing? "
But I am not sure most men are very good with measurements?
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" I'm not sure it's been a long time since I sent an opening message
I guess your preference on metric or imperial social distancing?
But I am not sure most men are very good with measurements?
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 quarter of the length of a sky remote is 12 inches right? |
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"So after all this is relaxed and back to relative normal. What will a guys opening message be?
When they can't ask, how is lockdown treating you?
Will we move onto, are you looking forward to Christmas?
Wish I was asking for a friend!
Jo x "
No.
I've got mine ready and it goes like this.
Need a shag, wanna feel my cock inside you (just).
Meet now? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm hoping people will be more friendly and polite .. maybe there is no need to be mean-spirited. 
I am always polite and will reply if the same courtesy is shown to me
Have a love day
Jo x"
I'm hoping they'll be more polite. I always reply if they are, although when I send a message that politely says no thanks and get a load of abuse or cajoling, that seems excessive to me. And I'm not all that! The gorgeous ladies here have way more to handle |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"So after all this is relaxed and back to relative normal. What will a guys opening message be?
When they can't ask, how is lockdown treating you?
Will we move onto, are you looking forward to Christmas?
Wish I was asking for a friend!
Jo x
No.
I've got mine ready and it goes like this.
Need a shag, wanna feel my cock inside you (just).
Meet now? "
Start with Hi Beautiful and all the ladies will be queuing for you. |
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I thought the most common opening message was..
"hello how are you?"
I once signed into an app with female gender to see how many messages women are getting and what a difference!, I got a lot more messages but almost all of them were the same.
After around 10 mins I was replying with.. "I'm fed up of being asked how I am" with a gun to the head emoji. |
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I'm expecting the old "Free to meet now?" Or the ever-original "What are you after on here?"
Saying that, I've had a few genuinely interesting chats during this lockdown, I'm going to miss that. |
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