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over a year ago
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I've had a few minor ones the past couple of weeks. Currently sitting with a plaster on my thumb and my shins look like they've been attacked with a cheese grater! |
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over a year ago
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Last Major I completely tore a ligament in my knee and damaged a disk due to a bad rugby tackle!
Last minor accidentally head butted the cupboard in kitchen this morning!! |
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Tripped at work and broke my 5th metatarsal (foot bone) in two. Two years ago. Dr looked at x-ray and asked when I'd last broken my foot, as ends of bones showed wear on a previous (incomplete) fracture that hadn't healed.
I'd TOLD people it hurt when I walked a lot. No one believed me. |
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I scraped my eyelid a couple of weeks ago, flailing around when I was having a wank. It came up in a bright red scab that made me look like some pox ridden medieval peasant - not one of my better looks.
All healed well though, not a mark there now. |
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Managed to injure myself in the gym. I had a bulging disc which was protruding into my spinal cord. Whole of my left arm was in absolute agony for 6 months. Bedridden for 3 months. Worst pain I've ever had and pain killers gave no relief. All good now though  |
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I sleepwalk when I'm stressed. I dreamt I was a princess, striding along my castle ramparts in a long swishy dress. Our terraced house didn't have ramparts...
I stepped off the top step, landing on my knees (deduced from bruising), bounced and woke up mid somersault as my thighs whooshed past my face. Landed on the edge of a step on my buttocks, bounced again. Landed in the hall with an outstretched hand breaking my fall.
Ex husband appears, "What the hell are you doing?"
Me, nakedly crumpled in the hall having been rudely awoken, "I.. I don't know!"
I went back to bed!
Next day, hand swollen, I find I've fractured a metacarpal and my little finger where I caught it on the bannister.
I consider myself to be incredibly lucky that I only impacted extremities or really fleshy bits! My head didn't hit anything at all! |
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"I sleepwalk when I'm stressed. I dreamt I was a princess, striding along my castle ramparts in a long swishy dress. Our terraced house didn't have ramparts...
I stepped off the top step, landing on my knees (deduced from bruising), bounced and woke up mid somersault as my thighs whooshed past my face. Landed on the edge of a step on my buttocks, bounced again. Landed in the hall with an outstretched hand breaking my fall.
Ex husband appears, "What the hell are you doing?"
Me, nakedly crumpled in the hall having been rudely awoken, "I.. I don't know!"
I went back to bed!
Next day, hand swollen, I find I've fractured a metacarpal and my little finger where I caught it on the bannister.
I consider myself to be incredibly lucky that I only impacted extremities or really fleshy bits! My head didn't hit anything at all!"
God almighty |
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One leg went through a rotten barn floor on Wednesday and the cuts and bruised swollen leg is agony.
Took a chunk out of the fleshy bit of my hand yesterday on a screw which is hurting.
Generally feeling beaten up!!!
T |
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Shaved a little flesh off my shin when I was cutting grass a few weeks ago on a sloped bank which was still wet with dew. I slipped on the wet grass and my leg went under the lawnmower but my hand came off the safety lever when I slipped so it was slowing down when I fell. It's not bad now and it'll just end up another scar to add to the rest. |
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