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Banning Things! Let’s all have a go

By *atJW OP Man over a year ago

Bishop Waltham

Seeing it’s truly the silly season and the lunatics have taken over the asylum and the minority are dictating what’s appropriate and what’s not I want to play! So let’s have some fun with more suggestions of what else we can ban or remove!

The only proviso is you have to give a reason why ? For instance films........

Seven brides for seven brothers..... ban it as it promotes forced arranged marriages

Willy Wonker and the chocolate factory ... ban it because it promotes unhealthy eating and obesity in children

Sleeping Beauty...... ban it as it offends insomniacs and hypersomnias

White Christmas..... no explanation needed

I’m sure all you wits out ther can come up with a few more!

And before all you easily outraged virtual signaling, up your own arses spew out your outrage it’s just a bit of fun during this uncertain chaotic time!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

Super'man'....

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By *wisted999Man over a year ago

North Bucks

Ban Paw Patrol because it reinforces a positive stereotype of the Police and as we know all Police are bad.

Oh wait a minute they are trying that

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Can we ban old people from coming out so we get back normal. More than happy to be on the odd rota to deliver tinned carrots and that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ban Peppa Pig. No reason required.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

Ban seat belts, might make people drive more carefully.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ban the N word. Make it an illegal derogatory term for anyone to use. Anyone found to be using the N word should be locked up.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

"Ban the N word. Make it an illegal derogatory term for anyone to use. Anyone found to be using the N word should be locked up.

And music it's mentioned in?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ban the N word. Make it an illegal derogatory term for anyone to use. Anyone found to be using the N word should be locked up.

And music it's mentioned in?"

Yip

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Smurfs because there is no diversity

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

MANchester - clearly needs banning.

Ladies Day at Ascot - that'll have to go.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

Calling an audio/visual device a "TV".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Calling an audio/visual device a "TV"."

TRANSformers toys - BANNED

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

so it's room 101 then ?

I ban room 101

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ban Eddie Murphy and Richard Pryor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ban tomato sauce,coffee and microwaves

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By *ssex_tomMan over a year ago

Chelmsford

I would ban all product shrinkage...I would rather pay more and have a decent size product.

And I would ban the phrase 'meal for 2' on packaging where it clearly will only feed one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The terrestrial being that is a “Black Hole”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ban the use of the word tea when it’s used to describe dinner.

Ban lol, hehe, hmmmm, nawty.

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By *unnyPairCouple over a year ago

Seminole

ban people from being in public that can’t wear a belt and feel its fashionable to have their funky asses hanging out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ban all virtue signallers, their enormous self-engineered personal guilt and forthcoming pious sacrifices in relation to horrible problem that they’re highly unlikely to have ever perpetuated and never had to, and never will have to, directly endure.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Celebrity shows featuring washed up has beens, one hit wonders, and people whos only claim to fame is they were in some kind of "reality" show.

Rap music and all of its derivatives.

Those twats from Oasis.

new meeeja influencers.

Paul Weller.

etc, etc, etc.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Manholes need to be banned .