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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If someone rubbed my stomach when I was pregnant they'd have got a punch in the face. I like my personal space 
You can rub my balls anytime! "
Rub and a suck? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I always rub men’s balls and tell them what a good boy they are. Is that not allowed?
Finally, my kind of woman! Where have you been hiding?"
I’ve been busy making a trophy cabinet that I’m going to put your balls in  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I always rub men’s balls and tell them what a good boy they are. Is that not allowed?
Finally, my kind of woman! Where have you been hiding?
I’ve been busy making a trophy cabinet that I’m going to put your balls in "
I usually make earrings out of them  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If someone rubbed my stomach when I was pregnant they'd have got a punch in the face. I like my personal space
You can rub my balls anytime!
Rub and a suck? "
Now you are talking! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I always rub men’s balls and tell them what a good boy they are. Is that not allowed?
Finally, my kind of woman! Where have you been hiding?
I’ve been busy making a trophy cabinet that I’m going to put your balls in "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If someone rubbed my stomach when I was pregnant they'd have got a punch in the face. I like my personal space "
There is never an excuse for violence, violence is never the answer! Yeah I would to  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I always rub men’s balls and tell them what a good boy they are. Is that not allowed?
Finally, my kind of woman! Where have you been hiding?
I’ve been busy making a trophy cabinet that I’m going to put your balls in
I usually make earrings out of them "
These women are scary! |
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"I always rub men’s balls and tell them what a good boy they are. Is that not allowed?
Finally, my kind of woman! Where have you been hiding?
I’ve been busy making a trophy cabinet that I’m going to put your balls in "
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"I always rub men’s balls and tell them what a good boy they are. Is that not allowed?
Finally, my kind of woman! Where have you been hiding?
I’ve been busy making a trophy cabinet that I’m going to put your balls in "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like balls. Just saying
Would you like to borrow mine? "
Depends what I’m allowed to do to them? I like to mould them into different shapes and stuff. I’m a bit of a fiddler. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like balls. Just saying
Would you like to borrow mine?
Depends what I’m allowed to do to them? I like to mould them into different shapes and stuff. I’m a bit of a fiddler. "
These women are scary! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like balls. Just saying
Would you like to borrow mine?
Depends what I’m allowed to do to them? I like to mould them into different shapes and stuff. I’m a bit of a fiddler.
These women are scary! "
to do like an underlying threat, 999 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like balls. Just saying
Would you like to borrow mine?
Depends what I’m allowed to do to them? I like to mould them into different shapes and stuff. I’m a bit of a fiddler.
These women are scary! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How come when a woman is pregnant, everyone rubs her stomach and says congratulations? But no one rubs your balls and says good job!
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No one does either. Next. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How come when a woman is pregnant, everyone rubs her stomach and says congratulations? But no one rubs your balls and says good job!
No one does either. Next."
A pregnant blokes walks into a bar......Dunno what the punchline is
#notthoughtthatonethrough |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How come when a woman is pregnant, everyone rubs her stomach and says congratulations? But no one rubs your balls and says good job!
No one does either. Next.
A pregnant blokes walks into a bar......Dunno what the punchline is
#notthoughtthatonethrough"
Awww bless.
One requires a brain to think. Let’s not forget that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I always rub men’s balls and tell them what a good boy they are. Is that not allowed?
Finally, my kind of woman! Where have you been hiding?
I’ve been busy making a trophy cabinet that I’m going to put your balls in
I usually make earrings out of them
These women are scary! "
You pretty much fucked in this scenarios mate  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How come when a woman is pregnant, everyone rubs her stomach and says congratulations? But no one rubs your balls and says good job!
No one does either. Next.
A pregnant blokes walks into a bar......Dunno what the punchline is
#notthoughtthatonethrough
Awww bless.
One requires a brain to think. Let’s not forget that."
I lost it somewhere! I think Adam has it, will go ask |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I always rub men’s balls and tell them what a good boy they are. Is that not allowed?
Finally, my kind of woman! Where have you been hiding?
I’ve been busy making a trophy cabinet that I’m going to put your balls in
I usually make earrings out of them
These women are scary!
You pretty much fucked in this scenarios mate "
Isn't that what we call win-win? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To be honest, I don't think either is right these days! 
Yes. Social distancing and all! "
No! Just keep your hand off my bump. It's not a public property. That's the reason usually. 
Ps. No I'm not pregnant. But I hated people being too handsy when I was. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How come when a woman is pregnant, everyone rubs her stomach and says congratulations? But no one rubs your balls and says good job!
No one does either. Next.
A pregnant blokes walks into a bar......Dunno what the punchline is
#notthoughtthatonethrough
Awww bless.
One requires a brain to think. Let’s not forget that.
I lost it somewhere! I think Adam has it, will go ask "
Don't mind me folks just doing my nightly clean sweep... tidy up of all the #'s people just leave them scattered all over the place.
I dunno! Never ending chores... tut tut
Hang on... wait just a cotton minute... I was not even logged in when that brain shortage incident occurred so why my name getting dragged in here! I get accused of all sorts these days! Literally anything and everything...
Taking my loaded #'s and moving on swiftly. Loads to clean up
#TrendSetter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How come when a woman is pregnant, everyone rubs her stomach and says congratulations? But no one rubs your balls and says good job!
No one does either. Next.
A pregnant blokes walks into a bar......Dunno what the punchline is
#notthoughtthatonethrough
Awww bless.
One requires a brain to think. Let’s not forget that.
I lost it somewhere! I think Adam has it, will go ask
Don't mind me folks just doing my nightly clean sweep... tidy up of all the #'s people just leave them scattered all over the place.
I dunno! Never ending chores... tut tut
Hang on... wait just a cotton minute... I was not even logged in when that brain shortage incident occurred so why my name getting dragged in here! I get accused of all sorts these days! Literally anything and everything...
Taking my loaded #'s and moving on swiftly. Loads to clean up
#TrendSetter"
You're such a good egg! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I always rub men’s balls and tell them what a good boy they are. Is that not allowed? "
A colleague of mine always introduced herself by grabbing a new guy's crotch and saying 'Hello, I'm H, I'm looking forward to working with you' She is something of a legend... |
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"I always rub men’s balls and tell them what a good boy they are. Is that not allowed?
A colleague of mine always introduced herself by grabbing a new guy's crotch and saying 'Hello, I'm H, I'm looking forward to working with you' She is something of a legend... "
This is why I wear a cup in public, NO TOUCHY |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I always rub men’s balls and tell them what a good boy they are. Is that not allowed?
A colleague of mine always introduced herself by grabbing a new guy's crotch and saying 'Hello, I'm H, I'm looking forward to working with you' She is something of a legend...
This is why I wear a cup in public, NO TOUCHY "
Maybe wear cricket boxes? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How come when a woman is pregnant, everyone rubs her stomach and says congratulations? But no one rubs your balls and says good job!
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Lol maybe men need to start demanding equal treatment on that front. Rub my wife’s tummy, now rub my ballsack as I put that in her belly
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How come when a woman is pregnant, everyone rubs her stomach and says congratulations? But no one rubs your balls and says good job!
No one does either. Next.
A pregnant blokes walks into a bar......Dunno what the punchline is
#notthoughtthatonethrough
Awww bless.
One requires a brain to think. Let’s not forget that.
I lost it somewhere! I think Adam has it, will go ask
Don't mind me folks just doing my nightly clean sweep... tidy up of all the #'s people just leave them scattered all over the place.
I dunno! Never ending chores... tut tut
Hang on... wait just a cotton minute... I was not even logged in when that brain shortage incident occurred so why my name getting dragged in here! I get accused of all sorts these days! Literally anything and everything...
Taking my loaded #'s and moving on swiftly. Loads to clean up
#TrendSetter
You're such a good egg!"
#Eggcellent
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How come when a woman is pregnant, everyone rubs her stomach and says congratulations? But no one rubs your balls and says good job!
No one does either. Next.
A pregnant blokes walks into a bar......Dunno what the punchline is
#notthoughtthatonethrough
Awww bless.
One requires a brain to think. Let’s not forget that.
I lost it somewhere! I think Adam has it, will go ask
Don't mind me folks just doing my nightly clean sweep... tidy up of all the #'s people just leave them scattered all over the place.
I dunno! Never ending chores... tut tut
Hang on... wait just a cotton minute... I was not even logged in when that brain shortage incident occurred so why my name getting dragged in here! I get accused of all sorts these days! Literally anything and everything...
Taking my loaded #'s and moving on swiftly. Loads to clean up
#TrendSetter
You're such a good egg!
#Eggcellent
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I eggspected nothing less |
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By *nB23Man
over a year ago
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"How come when a woman is pregnant, everyone rubs her stomach and says congratulations? But no one rubs your balls and says good job!
No one does either. Next.
A pregnant blokes walks into a bar......Dunno what the punchline is
#notthoughtthatonethrough
Awww bless.
One requires a brain to think. Let’s not forget that.
I lost it somewhere! I think Adam has it, will go ask
Don't mind me folks just doing my nightly clean sweep... tidy up of all the #'s people just leave them scattered all over the place.
I dunno! Never ending chores... tut tut
Hang on... wait just a cotton minute... I was not even logged in when that brain shortage incident occurred so why my name getting dragged in here! I get accused of all sorts these days! Literally anything and everything...
Taking my loaded #'s and moving on swiftly. Loads to clean up
#TrendSetter
You're such a good egg!
#Eggcellent
I eggspected nothing less "
Stop EGGING him on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How come when a woman is pregnant, everyone rubs her stomach and says congratulations? But no one rubs your balls and says good job!
No one does either. Next.
A pregnant blokes walks into a bar......Dunno what the punchline is
#notthoughtthatonethrough
Awww bless.
One requires a brain to think. Let’s not forget that.
I lost it somewhere! I think Adam has it, will go ask
Don't mind me folks just doing my nightly clean sweep... tidy up of all the #'s people just leave them scattered all over the place.
I dunno! Never ending chores... tut tut
Hang on... wait just a cotton minute... I was not even logged in when that brain shortage incident occurred so why my name getting dragged in here! I get accused of all sorts these days! Literally anything and everything...
Taking my loaded #'s and moving on swiftly. Loads to clean up
#TrendSetter
You're such a good egg!
#Eggcellent
I eggspected nothing less
Stop EGGING him on "
I am enjoying this eggsperience  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How come when a woman is pregnant, everyone rubs her stomach and says congratulations? But no one rubs your balls and says good job!
No one does either. Next.
A pregnant blokes walks into a bar......Dunno what the punchline is
#notthoughtthatonethrough
Awww bless.
One requires a brain to think. Let’s not forget that.
I lost it somewhere! I think Adam has it, will go ask
Don't mind me folks just doing my nightly clean sweep... tidy up of all the #'s people just leave them scattered all over the place.
I dunno! Never ending chores... tut tut
Hang on... wait just a cotton minute... I was not even logged in when that brain shortage incident occurred so why my name getting dragged in here! I get accused of all sorts these days! Literally anything and everything...
Taking my loaded #'s and moving on swiftly. Loads to clean up
#TrendSetter
You're such a good egg!
#Eggcellent
I eggspected nothing less
Stop EGGING him on "
Sorry, I have no eggscuse for it
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How come when a woman is pregnant, everyone rubs her stomach and says congratulations? But no one rubs your balls and says good job!
No one does either. Next.
A pregnant blokes walks into a bar......Dunno what the punchline is
#notthoughtthatonethrough
Awww bless.
One requires a brain to think. Let’s not forget that.
I lost it somewhere! I think Adam has it, will go ask
Don't mind me folks just doing my nightly clean sweep... tidy up of all the #'s people just leave them scattered all over the place.
I dunno! Never ending chores... tut tut
Hang on... wait just a cotton minute... I was not even logged in when that brain shortage incident occurred so why my name getting dragged in here! I get accused of all sorts these days! Literally anything and everything...
Taking my loaded #'s and moving on swiftly. Loads to clean up
#TrendSetter
You're such a good egg!
#Eggcellent
I eggspected nothing less
Stop EGGING him on
I am enjoying this eggsperience "
Good to see you didn't chicken out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was in waiting for a doctors appointment a few months ago
and some guy and his woman kept talking to me about her being pregnant
They asked me if I wanted to feel her stomach and I said nah your alright
and then the guy went mental saying that wasn't what he said
How did he know what I thought he said if he didn't say it ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve rubbed more balls than bellies 
I have forgotten how to rub balls. Could you please teach me? I will bring my own balls!
Sounds like a plan "
Taxi to Derry, please! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How come when a woman is pregnant, everyone rubs her stomach and says congratulations? But no one rubs your balls and says good job!
I think someone actually did do that to me "
You are the lucky one. In fact, you are the only lucky one! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're such a good egg!
#Eggcellent
I eggspected nothing less
Stop EGGING him on
I am enjoying this eggsperience
Good to see you didn't chicken out "
The saying "You are what you eat" is not true because I have eaten many chickens, but never turned into one. Ever!
Thanks for handling my balls with care in this thread with your eggtastic posts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How come when a woman is pregnant, everyone rubs her stomach and says congratulations? But no one rubs your balls and says good job!
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Because that's how she got knocked up...probably |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How come when a woman is pregnant, everyone rubs her stomach and says congratulations? But no one rubs your balls and says good job!
Because that's how she got knocked up...probably "
Probably? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're such a good egg!
#Eggcellent
I eggspected nothing less
Stop EGGING him on
I am enjoying this eggsperience
Good to see you didn't chicken out
The saying "You are what you eat" is not true because I have eaten many chickens, but never turned into one. Ever!
Thanks for handling my balls with care in this thread with your eggtastic posts "
I'm always gentle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're such a good egg!
#Eggcellent
I eggspected nothing less
Stop EGGING him on
I am enjoying this eggsperience
Good to see you didn't chicken out
The saying "You are what you eat" is not true because I have eaten many chickens, but never turned into one. Ever!
Thanks for handling my balls with care in this thread with your eggtastic posts
I'm always gentle "
Really? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're such a good egg!
#Eggcellent
I eggspected nothing less
Stop EGGING him on
I am enjoying this eggsperience
Good to see you didn't chicken out
The saying "You are what you eat" is not true because I have eaten many chickens, but never turned into one. Ever!
Thanks for handling my balls with care in this thread with your eggtastic posts
I'm always gentle
Really? "
I never broke your balls |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're such a good egg!
#Eggcellent
I eggspected nothing less
Stop EGGING him on
I am enjoying this eggsperience
Good to see you didn't chicken out
The saying "You are what you eat" is not true because I have eaten many chickens, but never turned into one. Ever!
Thanks for handling my balls with care in this thread with your eggtastic posts
I'm always gentle
Really?
I never broke your balls "
Yeah but I was talking to Bob. Remember Bob? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're such a good egg!
#Eggcellent
I eggspected nothing less
Stop EGGING him on
I am enjoying this eggsperience
Good to see you didn't chicken out
The saying "You are what you eat" is not true because I have eaten many chickens, but never turned into one. Ever!
Thanks for handling my balls with care in this thread with your eggtastic posts
I'm always gentle
Really?
I never broke your balls
Yeah but I was talking to Bob. Remember Bob? "
I remember Bob....funny looking thing he was, we both broke his balls and fuck me his ball bag was that saggy it was flapping round his ankles... You remember??
Oh how we laughed
Poor Bob. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're such a good egg!
#Eggcellent
I eggspected nothing less
Stop EGGING him on
I am enjoying this eggsperience
Good to see you didn't chicken out
The saying "You are what you eat" is not true because I have eaten many chickens, but never turned into one. Ever!
Thanks for handling my balls with care in this thread with your eggtastic posts
I'm always gentle
Really?
I never broke your balls
Yeah but I was talking to Bob. Remember Bob?
I remember Bob....funny looking thing he was, we both broke his balls and fuck me his ball bag was that saggy it was flapping round his ankles... You remember??
Oh how we laughed
Poor Bob."
Adam? You still here? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're such a good egg!
#Eggcellent
I eggspected nothing less
Stop EGGING him on
I am enjoying this eggsperience
Good to see you didn't chicken out
The saying "You are what you eat" is not true because I have eaten many chickens, but never turned into one. Ever!
Thanks for handling my balls with care in this thread with your eggtastic posts
I'm always gentle
Really?
I never broke your balls
Yeah but I was talking to Bob. Remember Bob?
I remember Bob....funny looking thing he was, we both broke his balls and fuck me his ball bag was that saggy it was flapping round his ankles... You remember??
Oh how we laughed
Poor Bob.
Adam? You still here? "
He's a bit busy re arranging his balls he'll be out in a minute |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're such a good egg!
#Eggcellent
I eggspected nothing less
Stop EGGING him on
I am enjoying this eggsperience
Good to see you didn't chicken out
The saying "You are what you eat" is not true because I have eaten many chickens, but never turned into one. Ever!
Thanks for handling my balls with care in this thread with your eggtastic posts
I'm always gentle
Really?
I never broke your balls
Yeah but I was talking to Bob. Remember Bob?
I remember Bob....funny looking thing he was, we both broke his balls and fuck me his ball bag was that saggy it was flapping round his ankles... You remember??
Oh how we laughed
Poor Bob.
Adam? You still here?
He's a bit busy re arranging his balls he'll be out in a minute"
Wtf... omg poor Bob didn't stand a chance!
Eek 
Is he still alive? Or in one of your basements...
It sounds like you both enjoy cracking eggs... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You're such a good egg!
#Eggcellent
I eggspected nothing less
Stop EGGING him on
I am enjoying this eggsperience
Good to see you didn't chicken out
The saying "You are what you eat" is not true because I have eaten many chickens, but never turned into one. Ever!
Thanks for handling my balls with care in this thread with your eggtastic posts
I'm always gentle
Really?
I never broke your balls
Yeah but I was talking to Bob. Remember Bob?
I remember Bob....funny looking thing he was, we both broke his balls and fuck me his ball bag was that saggy it was flapping round his ankles... You remember??
Oh how we laughed
Poor Bob.
Adam? You still here?
He's a bit busy re arranging his balls he'll be out in a minute
Wtf... omg poor Bob didn't stand a chance!
Eek
Is he still alive? Or in one of your basements...
It sounds like you both enjoy cracking eggs... "
Hey. He’s alive. Sort of. Formed a support group with James, Tim and Jim |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're such a good egg!
#Eggcellent
I eggspected nothing less
Stop EGGING him on
I am enjoying this eggsperience
Good to see you didn't chicken out
The saying "You are what you eat" is not true because I have eaten many chickens, but never turned into one. Ever!
Thanks for handling my balls with care in this thread with your eggtastic posts
I'm always gentle
Really?
I never broke your balls
Yeah but I was talking to Bob. Remember Bob?
I remember Bob....funny looking thing he was, we both broke his balls and fuck me his ball bag was that saggy it was flapping round his ankles... You remember??
Oh how we laughed
Poor Bob.
Adam? You still here?
He's a bit busy re arranging his balls he'll be out in a minute
Wtf... omg poor Bob didn't stand a chance!
Eek
Is he still alive? Or in one of your basements...
It sounds like you both enjoy cracking eggs... "
Oh Bob is fine....Incandescent spoke to him last week, he's just escaped from the bas.....errr a month long all inclusive holiday from Lanzarote |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're such a good egg!
#Eggcellent
I eggspected nothing less
Stop EGGING him on
I am enjoying this eggsperience
Good to see you didn't chicken out
The saying "You are what you eat" is not true because I have eaten many chickens, but never turned into one. Ever!
Thanks for handling my balls with care in this thread with your eggtastic posts
I'm always gentle
Really?
I never broke your balls
Yeah but I was talking to Bob. Remember Bob?
I remember Bob....funny looking thing he was, we both broke his balls and fuck me his ball bag was that saggy it was flapping round his ankles... You remember??
Oh how we laughed
Poor Bob.
Adam? You still here?
He's a bit busy re arranging his balls he'll be out in a minute
Wtf... omg poor Bob didn't stand a chance!
Eek
Is he still alive? Or in one of your basements...
It sounds like you both enjoy cracking eggs...
Oh Bob is fine....Incandescent spoke to him last week, he's just escaped from the bas.....errr a month long all inclusive holiday from Lanzarote "
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"You're such a good egg!
#Eggcellent
I eggspected nothing less
Stop EGGING him on
I am enjoying this eggsperience
Good to see you didn't chicken out
The saying "You are what you eat" is not true because I have eaten many chickens, but never turned into one. Ever!
Thanks for handling my balls with care in this thread with your eggtastic posts
I'm always gentle
Really?
I never broke your balls
Yeah but I was talking to Bob. Remember Bob?
I remember Bob....funny looking thing he was, we both broke his balls and fuck me his ball bag was that saggy it was flapping round his ankles... You remember??
Oh how we laughed
Poor Bob.
Adam? You still here?
He's a bit busy re arranging his balls he'll be out in a minute
Wtf... omg poor Bob didn't stand a chance!
Eek
Is he still alive? Or in one of your basements...
It sounds like you both enjoy cracking eggs...
Oh Bob is fine....Incandescent spoke to him last week, he's just escaped from the bas.....errr a month long all inclusive holiday from Lanzarote
We really need to get our stories synced you know "
Awww bugger! We do! If the feds catch us at least we can share a cell
We be running the joint in a week
Adam can smuggle in cake with a chisel in the middle....You know like what we did last time
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"You're such a good egg!
#Eggcellent
I eggspected nothing less
Stop EGGING him on
I am enjoying this eggsperience
Good to see you didn't chicken out
The saying "You are what you eat" is not true because I have eaten many chickens, but never turned into one. Ever!
Thanks for handling my balls with care in this thread with your eggtastic posts
I'm always gentle
Really?
I never broke your balls
Yeah but I was talking to Bob. Remember Bob?
I remember Bob....funny looking thing he was, we both broke his balls and fuck me his ball bag was that saggy it was flapping round his ankles... You remember??
Oh how we laughed
Poor Bob.
Adam? You still here?
He's a bit busy re arranging his balls he'll be out in a minute
Wtf... omg poor Bob didn't stand a chance!
Eek
Is he still alive? Or in one of your basements...
It sounds like you both enjoy cracking eggs...
Oh Bob is fine....Incandescent spoke to him last week, he's just escaped from the bas.....errr a month long all inclusive holiday from Lanzarote
We really need to get our stories synced you know
Awww bugger! We do! If the feds catch us at least we can share a cell
We be running the joint in a week
Adam can smuggle in cake with a chisel in the middle....You know like what we did last time
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"You're such a good egg!
#Eggcellent
I eggspected nothing less
Stop EGGING him on
I am enjoying this eggsperience
Good to see you didn't chicken out
The saying "You are what you eat" is not true because I have eaten many chickens, but never turned into one. Ever!
Thanks for handling my balls with care in this thread with your eggtastic posts
I'm always gentle
Really?
I never broke your balls
Yeah but I was talking to Bob. Remember Bob?
I remember Bob....funny looking thing he was, we both broke his balls and fuck me his ball bag was that saggy it was flapping round his ankles... You remember??
Oh how we laughed
Poor Bob.
Adam? You still here?
He's a bit busy re arranging his balls he'll be out in a minute
Wtf... omg poor Bob didn't stand a chance!
Eek
Is he still alive? Or in one of your basements...
It sounds like you both enjoy cracking eggs...
Oh Bob is fine....Incandescent spoke to him last week, he's just escaped from the bas.....errr a month long all inclusive holiday from Lanzarote
We really need to get our stories synced you know
Awww bugger! We do! If the feds catch us at least we can share a cell
We be running the joint in a week
Adam can smuggle in cake with a chisel in the middle....You know like what we did last time
Is Adam still willing to be ‘our’ friend? "
He has too, he signed the contract |
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over a year ago
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"You're such a good egg!
#Eggcellent
I eggspected nothing less
Stop EGGING him on
I am enjoying this eggsperience
Good to see you didn't chicken out
The saying "You are what you eat" is not true because I have eaten many chickens, but never turned into one. Ever!
Thanks for handling my balls with care in this thread with your eggtastic posts
I'm always gentle
Really?
I never broke your balls
Yeah but I was talking to Bob. Remember Bob?
I remember Bob....funny looking thing he was, we both broke his balls and fuck me his ball bag was that saggy it was flapping round his ankles... You remember??
Oh how we laughed
Poor Bob.
Adam? You still here?
He's a bit busy re arranging his balls he'll be out in a minute
Wtf... omg poor Bob didn't stand a chance!
Eek
Is he still alive? Or in one of your basements...
It sounds like you both enjoy cracking eggs...
Oh Bob is fine....Incandescent spoke to him last week, he's just escaped from the bas.....errr a month long all inclusive holiday from Lanzarote
We really need to get our stories synced you know "
Pfffft yeah you two need to form your own group and really discuss and tell us where Bob is because I don't want to end up with Tom, Dick or Harry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're such a good egg!
#Eggcellent
I eggspected nothing less
Stop EGGING him on
I am enjoying this eggsperience
Good to see you didn't chicken out
The saying "You are what you eat" is not true because I have eaten many chickens, but never turned into one. Ever!
Thanks for handling my balls with care in this thread with your eggtastic posts
I'm always gentle
Really?
I never broke your balls
Yeah but I was talking to Bob. Remember Bob?
I remember Bob....funny looking thing he was, we both broke his balls and fuck me his ball bag was that saggy it was flapping round his ankles... You remember??
Oh how we laughed
Poor Bob.
Adam? You still here?
He's a bit busy re arranging his balls he'll be out in a minute
Wtf... omg poor Bob didn't stand a chance!
Eek
Is he still alive? Or in one of your basements...
It sounds like you both enjoy cracking eggs...
Oh Bob is fine....Incandescent spoke to him last week, he's just escaped from the bas.....errr a month long all inclusive holiday from Lanzarote
We really need to get our stories synced you know
Pfffft yeah you two need to form your own group and really discuss and tell us where Bob is because I don't want to end up with Tom, Dick or Harry "
Bob is fine...You won't, you may end up Tim, Dom and Larry though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're such a good egg!
#Eggcellent
I eggspected nothing less
Stop EGGING him on
I am enjoying this eggsperience
Good to see you didn't chicken out
The saying "You are what you eat" is not true because I have eaten many chickens, but never turned into one. Ever!
Thanks for handling my balls with care in this thread with your eggtastic posts
I'm always gentle
Really?
I never broke your balls
Yeah but I was talking to Bob. Remember Bob?
I remember Bob....funny looking thing he was, we both broke his balls and fuck me his ball bag was that saggy it was flapping round his ankles... You remember??
Oh how we laughed
Poor Bob.
Adam? You still here?
He's a bit busy re arranging his balls he'll be out in a minute
Wtf... omg poor Bob didn't stand a chance!
Eek
Is he still alive? Or in one of your basements...
It sounds like you both enjoy cracking eggs...
Oh Bob is fine....Incandescent spoke to him last week, he's just escaped from the bas.....errr a month long all inclusive holiday from Lanzarote
We really need to get our stories synced you know
Awww bugger! We do! If the feds catch us at least we can share a cell
We be running the joint in a week
Adam can smuggle in cake with a chisel in the middle....You know like what we did last time
Is Adam still willing to be ‘our’ friend?
He has too, he signed the contract "
Wait 'our' friend and signed contract... why do I feel like I am part of some experiment going on... is there a negotiating clause or can I read what my rights are!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're such a good egg!
#Eggcellent
I eggspected nothing less
Stop EGGING him on
I am enjoying this eggsperience
Good to see you didn't chicken out
The saying "You are what you eat" is not true because I have eaten many chickens, but never turned into one. Ever!
Thanks for handling my balls with care in this thread with your eggtastic posts
I'm always gentle
Really?
I never broke your balls
Yeah but I was talking to Bob. Remember Bob?
I remember Bob....funny looking thing he was, we both broke his balls and fuck me his ball bag was that saggy it was flapping round his ankles... You remember??
Oh how we laughed
Poor Bob.
Adam? You still here?
He's a bit busy re arranging his balls he'll be out in a minute
Wtf... omg poor Bob didn't stand a chance!
Eek
Is he still alive? Or in one of your basements...
It sounds like you both enjoy cracking eggs...
Oh Bob is fine....Incandescent spoke to him last week, he's just escaped from the bas.....errr a month long all inclusive holiday from Lanzarote
We really need to get our stories synced you know
Awww bugger! We do! If the feds catch us at least we can share a cell
We be running the joint in a week
Adam can smuggle in cake with a chisel in the middle....You know like what we did last time
Is Adam still willing to be ‘our’ friend?
He has too, he signed the contract
Wait 'our' friend and signed contract... why do I feel like I am part of some experiment going on... is there a negotiating clause or can I read what my rights are!? "
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"You're such a good egg!
#Eggcellent
I eggspected nothing less
Stop EGGING him on
I am enjoying this eggsperience
Good to see you didn't chicken out
The saying "You are what you eat" is not true because I have eaten many chickens, but never turned into one. Ever!
Thanks for handling my balls with care in this thread with your eggtastic posts
I'm always gentle
Really?
I never broke your balls
Yeah but I was talking to Bob. Remember Bob?
I remember Bob....funny looking thing he was, we both broke his balls and fuck me his ball bag was that saggy it was flapping round his ankles... You remember??
Oh how we laughed
Poor Bob.
Adam? You still here?
He's a bit busy re arranging his balls he'll be out in a minute
Wtf... omg poor Bob didn't stand a chance!
Eek
Is he still alive? Or in one of your basements...
It sounds like you both enjoy cracking eggs...
Oh Bob is fine....Incandescent spoke to him last week, he's just escaped from the bas.....errr a month long all inclusive holiday from Lanzarote
We really need to get our stories synced you know
Awww bugger! We do! If the feds catch us at least we can share a cell
We be running the joint in a week
Adam can smuggle in cake with a chisel in the middle....You know like what we did last time
Is Adam still willing to be ‘our’ friend?
He has too, he signed the contract
Wait 'our' friend and signed contract... why do I feel like I am part of some experiment going on... is there a negotiating clause or can I read what my rights are!? "
I read you your rights.... |
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"When a woman’s labour starts would it be appropriate for her to squeeze her man’s balls so he knows what labour feels like? Just asking "
Oh that’s good. Very, very good. |
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"When a woman’s labour starts would it be appropriate for her to squeeze her man’s balls so he knows what labour feels like? Just asking
Oh that’s good. Very, very good."
I haven't given birth but I think it is the only thing to do. His balls got you there in the first place |
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"You're such a good egg!
#Eggcellent
I eggspected nothing less
Stop EGGING him on
I am enjoying this eggsperience
Good to see you didn't chicken out
The saying "You are what you eat" is not true because I have eaten many chickens, but never turned into one. Ever!
Thanks for handling my balls with care in this thread with your eggtastic posts
I'm always gentle
Really?
I never broke your balls
Yeah but I was talking to Bob. Remember Bob?
I remember Bob....funny looking thing he was, we both broke his balls and fuck me his ball bag was that saggy it was flapping round his ankles... You remember??
Oh how we laughed
Poor Bob.
Adam? You still here?
He's a bit busy re arranging his balls he'll be out in a minute
Wtf... omg poor Bob didn't stand a chance!
Eek
Is he still alive? Or in one of your basements...
It sounds like you both enjoy cracking eggs...
Oh Bob is fine....Incandescent spoke to him last week, he's just escaped from the bas.....errr a month long all inclusive holiday from Lanzarote
We really need to get our stories synced you know
Awww bugger! We do! If the feds catch us at least we can share a cell
We be running the joint in a week
Adam can smuggle in cake with a chisel in the middle....You know like what we did last time
Is Adam still willing to be ‘our’ friend?
He has too, he signed the contract
Wait 'our' friend and signed contract... why do I feel like I am part of some experiment going on... is there a negotiating clause or can I read what my rights are!?
I read you your rights.... "
Right, that's it! You said you like chips... I said you can share mine... how is that reading my rights... next thing I know poor bobby no bollocks aka Bob is still missing. And as for E...
All over the North West... i'm not 38 till Oct yet and 1" shorter then expectations so good thing I am in the Midlands and MissD is in Wales because thank god for the mileage between us. I don't want to be the next victim I mean I have a full Fab life to live yet!
I have not had sex under a waterfall or on a flowerbed to name two things on to do list so can you both let me have my rights back...
Oh what about if I trade in my tool box? It's actually my packed lunch. Egg sandwich, apple and crips |
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"You're such a good egg!
#Eggcellent
I eggspected nothing less
Stop EGGING him on
I am enjoying this eggsperience
Good to see you didn't chicken out
The saying "You are what you eat" is not true because I have eaten many chickens, but never turned into one. Ever!
Thanks for handling my balls with care in this thread with your eggtastic posts
I'm always gentle
Really?
I never broke your balls
Yeah but I was talking to Bob. Remember Bob?
I remember Bob....funny looking thing he was, we both broke his balls and fuck me his ball bag was that saggy it was flapping round his ankles... You remember??
Oh how we laughed
Poor Bob.
Adam? You still here?
He's a bit busy re arranging his balls he'll be out in a minute
Wtf... omg poor Bob didn't stand a chance!
Eek
Is he still alive? Or in one of your basements...
It sounds like you both enjoy cracking eggs...
Oh Bob is fine....Incandescent spoke to him last week, he's just escaped from the bas.....errr a month long all inclusive holiday from Lanzarote
We really need to get our stories synced you know
Awww bugger! We do! If the feds catch us at least we can share a cell
We be running the joint in a week
Adam can smuggle in cake with a chisel in the middle....You know like what we did last time
Is Adam still willing to be ‘our’ friend?
He has too, he signed the contract
Wait 'our' friend and signed contract... why do I feel like I am part of some experiment going on... is there a negotiating clause or can I read what my rights are!?
I read you your rights....
Right, that's it! You said you like chips... I said you can share mine... how is that reading my rights... next thing I know poor bobby no bollocks aka Bob is still missing. And as for E...
All over the North West... i'm not 38 till Oct yet and 1" shorter then expectations so good thing I am in the Midlands and MissD is in Wales because thank god for the mileage between us. I don't want to be the next victim I mean I have a full Fab life to live yet!
I have not had sex under a waterfall or on a flowerbed to name two things on to do list so can you both let me have my rights back...
Oh what about if I trade in my tool box? It's actually my packed lunch. Egg sandwich, apple and crips "
Eh??? Oh never mind all that now, about the matter of sandwiches |
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"I'd shove a melon up his poopipe and make him shat it out again....
Aww poor Adam. And he was gonna give you his lunch "
He be walking like a bloke who's lost his Donkey |
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"When a woman’s labour starts would it be appropriate for her to squeeze her man’s balls so he knows what labour feels like? Just asking
Oh that’s good. Very, very good.
I’m curious "
Stone the flamin crows! How this thread has turned... where is the OP... balls are getting bruised here... ouch!  |
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"When a woman’s labour starts would it be appropriate for her to squeeze her man’s balls so he knows what labour feels like? Just asking
Oh that’s good. Very, very good.
I’m curious
Stone the flamin crows! How this thread has turned... where is the OP... balls are getting bruised here... ouch! "
Hush and enjoy the attention |
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"I'd shove a melon up his poopipe and make him shat it out again....
Aww poor Adam. And he was gonna give you his lunch "
For the love of... ladies if you don't like crusts on your sandwich all you had to do was ask... I would have happily removed them!
No need to shove things up poopipes and make them come back out again...
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"I'd shove a melon up his poopipe and make him shat it out again....
Aww poor Adam. And he was gonna give you his lunch
For the love of... ladies if you don't like crusts on your sandwich all you had to do was ask... I would have happily removed them!
No need to shove things up poopipes and make them come back out again...
"
I like my sammiches cut into posh triangles... I mean, I'll happily eat them now, but next time you make yourself a butty remember I like triangles |
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"When a woman’s labour starts would it be appropriate for her to squeeze her man’s balls so he knows what labour feels like? Just asking
Oh that’s good. Very, very good.
I’m curious
Stone the flamin crows! How this thread has turned... where is the OP... balls are getting bruised here... ouch!
Hush and enjoy the attention "
Oh yeah I forgot as a single bloke on here I should be loving all of this attention...
Go right ahead. Use them balls as a punch bag! Knock em for 6 !!
Grrrr! Crack those nuts!!
Just out of curiosity...
Is there a happy ending to this attention or... just asking for the viewers that have gone |
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"When a woman’s labour starts would it be appropriate for her to squeeze her man’s balls so he knows what labour feels like? Just asking
Oh that’s good. Very, very good.
I’m curious
Stone the flamin crows! How this thread has turned... where is the OP... balls are getting bruised here... ouch!
Hush and enjoy the attention
Oh yeah I forgot as a single bloke on here I should be loving all of this attention...
Go right ahead. Use them balls as a punch bag! Knock em for 6 !!
Grrrr! Crack those nuts!!
Just out of curiosity...
Is there a happy ending to this attention or... just asking for the viewers that have gone "
There’s always a happy ending g |
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"
Oh yeah I forgot as a single bloke on here I should be loving all of this attention...
Go right ahead. Use them balls as a punch bag! Knock em for 6 !!
Grrrr! Crack those nuts!!
Just out of curiosity...
Is there a happy ending to this attention or... just asking for the viewers that have gone "
So that's what you're into. Duly noted! Might come in handy |
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"When a woman’s labour starts would it be appropriate for her to squeeze her man’s balls so he knows what labour feels like? Just asking
Oh that’s good. Very, very good.
I’m curious
Stone the flamin crows! How this thread has turned... where is the OP... balls are getting bruised here... ouch!
Hush and enjoy the attention
Oh yeah I forgot as a single bloke on here I should be loving all of this attention...
Go right ahead. Use them balls as a punch bag! Knock em for 6 !!
Grrrr! Crack those nuts!!
Just out of curiosity...
Is there a happy ending to this attention or... just asking for the viewers that have gone
There’s always a happy ending g "
Haha I knew that. Didn't even break a sweat. Phew! That was a close one |
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Oh yeah I forgot as a single bloke on here I should be loving all of this attention...
Go right ahead. Use them balls as a punch bag! Knock em for 6 !!
Grrrr! Crack those nuts!!
Just out of curiosity...
Is there a happy ending to this attention or... just asking for the viewers that have gone
So that's what you're into. Duly noted! Might come in handy "
Oh ffs !! The North West massive crew is in da house! "Handy" this is a hands on thread
Intelligent flirting! Whoop whoop I am a quick learner you know |
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