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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Have you ever faked cumming?
Asking because of a particular Friends episode where Monica thinks she might have gotten pregnant the previous night then Chandler tells her that he faked the old money shot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yep...got surprise visit one evening while i was asleep . The gf at the time was out with some friends and decided to drop round at 3am . I was up for work at 6 and needed the sleep and she had othe things on her mind .
So i faked turned over and went to sleep.
Made up for it though when i got home  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I did once, when she wasn’t looking I threw yoghurt on her tits, when she asked why my cum had nectarine chunks in it, I had no answers, I was still licking the lid ! |
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"Have you ever faked cumming?
Asking because of a particular Friends episode where Monica thinks she might have gotten pregnant the previous night then Chandler tells her that he faked the old money shot."
Yes. Once. Whilst d*unk. |
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I did once with my ex-wife. She wanted to get pregnant. I preferred to stay solvent. Our marriage had broken down by then anyway. She demanded sex. On one occasion I couldn't be bothered to carry on so I made some noises, said I'd done it and went off to do something else more useful. Luke |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I did once, when she wasn’t looking I threw yoghurt on her tits, when she asked why my cum had nectarine chunks in it, I had no answers, I was still licking the lid ! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I did. I wasn't enjoying it and when she asked if I had cum I just thought she obviously doesn't know whether I have or haven't so I grabbed the opportunity and lied. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I did once, when she wasn’t looking I threw yoghurt on her tits, when she asked why my cum had nectarine chunks in it, I had no answers, I was still licking the lid ! "
Hahahah |
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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago
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Yes at a club, was not enjoying the experience as the lady just lay there, little in the way of interaction. It is easy when wearing a condom, made a few noises and then pulled out and removed the condom quickly putting it in the bin provided. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I did once, when she wasn’t looking I threw yoghurt on her tits, when she asked why my cum had nectarine chunks in it, I had no answers, I was still licking the lid ! "
You should have used the plain one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I did once, when she wasn’t looking I threw yoghurt on her tits, when she asked why my cum had nectarine chunks in it, I had no answers, I was still licking the lid !
You should have used the plain one "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was tired af once and just wanted to sleep so I pretended I was about to cum and pulled out then squeezed the big spot on my leg over her back so she felt something as I didn't have yoghurt to hand. The worst a out it is my sister now has a really spotty back  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I did once, when she wasn’t looking I threw yoghurt on her tits, when she asked why my cum had nectarine chunks in it, I had no answers, I was still licking the lid ! "
The Winner |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I did once, when she wasn’t looking I threw yoghurt on her tits, when she asked why my cum had nectarine chunks in it, I had no answers, I was still licking the lid !
The Winner "
Thank you  |
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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago
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"Have you ever faked cumming?
Asking because of a particular Friends episode where Monica thinks she might have gotten pregnant the previous night then Chandler tells her that he faked the old money shot."
To be honest yes I have several times |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How would you get away with it???
Her, nothing came out??
Him, yeh I no I'm empty ran out years ago lol
And the faking of the orgasm haha I couldn't do it lol
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Yep I'm going with this
I think it is possible for a man to fake it, but it requires a level of acting I'm just not prepared to put in  |
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