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Q1: Where do you have sex?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If you're a couple and you have teenage kids at home and it's winter/raining/cold outside and the car has a huge central console thingy where do you have sex? |
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"If you're a couple and you have teenage kids at home and it's winter/raining/cold outside and the car has a huge central console thingy where do you have sex?"
simples bung the kids £10 to go down the off licence  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just the offer of it would be a start....lol
would you like to come have sex in my tent in the garden "
Now there is an offer, ive printed it out and gonna frame it x |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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i have two kids,i'm quite sure they have a rota,to ensure we dont have sex.
my eldest lives with his girlfriend,but if the youngest says he's not coming in,as soon as we start to plan a night of sex,and debauchery,he phones to say they're coming to stay.
though due to this,we have had sex,on the golf course,several times,on a park bench,several times,in an alley,several times,in the woods,several times.
someday we hope to have sex in the bedroom,it's a big ask,but fingers crossed.  |
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In your bedroom! They should be glad their parents have a healthy sex life! My daughter told me she was very concerned when she didn't hear so much activity coming from my bedroom....me and my other half split up within 6 months, so she was right to be concerned!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Slight spin on this thread.. is having teenagers actually good for your sex lives if you either have to grab every rare oppertunity or be spontanious/creative with it? |
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By *teborahCouple
over a year ago
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"If you're a couple and you have teenage kids at home and it's winter/raining/cold outside and the car has a huge central console thingy where do you have sex?"
Thats why God invented swingers clubs  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you're a couple and you have teenage kids at home and it's winter/raining/cold outside and the car has a huge central console thingy where do you have sex?
Thats why God invented swingers clubs "
Lol! Yes that's what my other half has been saying but it's an hour to Chams and I don't want to only have sex when we have time to go there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Slight spin on this thread.. is having teenagers actually good for your sex lives if you either have to grab every rare oppertunity or be spontanious/creative with it?"
That's a lovely way of looking at the problem. You're right |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"In your bedroom! They should be glad their parents have a healthy sex life! My daughter told me she was very concerned when she didn't hear so much activity coming from my bedroom....me and my other half split up within 6 months, so she was right to be concerned! "
Hmm, you're right of course. But for some reason we think we have to keep the sound down and put the toys away promptly when we're done. Are we being unnecessarily coy about this? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We have our youngest still at home with us, but when we fancy a session I've just learnt to be very, very quiet and if we position ourselves in a certain way on the bed it doesn't squeak!!! Is difficult at times but luckily he's at an age when he can (doesn't often) go out on his own though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wen my kids were younger me n my wife fancied a quicky we put some cartoons on n went to our room my wife is not the quietist wen coming n my little one heard her n asked her wat was tht noise she was making quickly she answered oh I stumped my toe on the bed |
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