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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've a big penis = I hope you don't notice I've got no personality and I'm basically a walking dildo.
You're beautiful = I think you're naive enough for flattery to work.
I work until 10pm = I can only chat when the wife has gone to bed.
Do you like oral = I'll do whatever it takes to fuck you.
I could fuck you all night long = I could, but I won't. Who am I kidding, I've got 5 minutes in me at most.
I'm available right now = I'm horny and thinking of the £100 I can save if I can see you instead of a prostitute.
Nobody on here will meet me = Nobody told me I'd have to make an effort.
I'm not a... = I am a...
Has anyone heard of...... = There's this weird thing I like but my wife doesn't.
You're nice but not for me = The equivalent of your mum sending you a Valentine's card. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've a big penis = I hope you don't notice I've got no personality and I'm basically a walking dildo.
You're beautiful = I think you're naive enough for flattery to work.
I work until 10pm = I can only chat when the wife has gone to bed.
Do you like oral = I'll do whatever it takes to fuck you.
I could fuck you all night long = I could, but I won't. Who am I kidding, I've got 5 minutes in me at most.
I'm available right now = I'm horny and thinking of the £100 I can save if I can see you instead of a prostitute.
Nobody on here will meet me = Nobody told me I'd have to make an effort.
I'm not a... = I am a...
Has anyone heard of...... = There's this weird thing I like but my wife doesn't.
You're nice but not for me = The equivalent of your mum sending you a Valentine's card."
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"I've a big penis = I hope you don't notice I've got no personality and I'm basically a walking dildo.
You're beautiful = I think you're naive enough for flattery to work.
I work until 10pm = I can only chat when the wife has gone to bed.
Do you like oral = I'll do whatever it takes to fuck you.
I could fuck you all night long = I could, but I won't. Who am I kidding, I've got 5 minutes in me at most.
I'm available right now = I'm horny and thinking of the £100 I can save if I can see you instead of a prostitute.
Nobody on here will meet me = Nobody told me I'd have to make an effort.
I'm not a... = I am a...
Has anyone heard of...... = There's this weird thing I like but my wife doesn't.
You're nice but not for me = The equivalent of your mum sending you a Valentine's card.
So true "
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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Happy fabbing = Eww
Will get back to you with a date = I first have to tell my wife we’re on this site as a couple, if I survive then convince her to meet a random couple for sex, so it’s highly unlikely you’ll hear back from me other than for a late night wank over your pics
Will meet smokers = smoker in denial and possibly 420 friendly
Professional = much better than you, have a BTEC
No kissing = be careful I’m a little weird when it comes to sex
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Man - Can't accommodate = married
Woman - Can't accommodate = concerns for personal safety
Man or Woman - Can't travel or accomodate = Just plain weird
Can't accommodate = has kids?"
Has kids and will not invite random people into the home for personal gratification as, to there child, they are a saint. |
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I'm an open book = Will bore you to tears
No limits with the right partner = will quickly say no to anything and ignore any feedback. Extremely desperate to get anything.
Looking for women, possibly mf couple = absolutely not looking for couples due to insecurity
Love banter = can't hold a decent conversation but can spout shite read in the Sun
Adores women = watches porn excessively
Dom = guaranteed dickhead
Looking for 1 special lady = wants to find someone desperate to harass
Loves giving oral = will push your head to his maggot, as he's a pillow princess expecting you to suck him and do all the work
Been here before = was a clueless failure before and still no different
Very busy professional life = won't be easy to contact as wife isn't stupid and watches what he's up to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm an open book = Will bore you to tears
No limits with the right partner = will quickly say no to anything and ignore any feedback. Extremely desperate to get anything.
Looking for women, possibly mf couple = absolutely not looking for couples due to insecurity
Love banter = can't hold a decent conversation but can spout shite read in the Sun
Adores women = watches porn excessively
Dom = guaranteed dickhead
Looking for 1 special lady = wants to find someone desperate to harass
Loves giving oral = will push your head to his maggot, as he's a pillow princess expecting you to suck him and do all the work
Been here before = was a clueless failure before and still no different
Very busy professional life = won't be easy to contact as wife isn't stupid and watches what he's up to "
There's just so much truth in this! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No time wasters- the biggest time wasters
Deleted profile by accident- the first of many lies
Verified male but all verifications hidden- doesn't want you to contact all the other people they've wronged
Straight male stating "kinky and open minded" - bi-curious in denial
Looking for NSA fun- expert ghoster
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