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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I tell you how bad things are...I went to this swingers party last night and we all chucked our keys into a bowl of disinfectant!"
Haha that sounds fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I went to this swingers club last year. I got to the front door and the lady said "£10 to get in or £15 for a meal". So I paid £15 and went in. It seemed to be going alright till this naked oily guy walked up to me and said "hello, I am Amil!"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have now learnt a lifehack.
1. Hire the cheapest prostitute you can find.
2. Take her to the swingers club.
3. Switch her with someone else's hotwife!
You can thank me later!  |
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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago
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"I have now learnt a lifehack.
1. Hire the cheapest prostitute you can find.
2. Take her to the swingers club.
3. Switch her with someone else's hotwife!
You can thank me later! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Iv never being to a swingers party and I would love to go to one I bet the experience is amazing!
What do you think happens at swingers parties?"
Doughnuts? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If all goes to plan I'm hoping to hold one once the rules allow! Limited numbers to limit any risk and I already have a few singles of both sexes interested, just need some genuine verified couples now. Any takers?   "
Do you need a doorman? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Iv never being to a swingers party and I would love to go to one I bet the experience is amazing!
What do you think happens at swingers parties?
Doughnuts?"
No thank you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Iv never being to a swingers party and I would love to go to one I bet the experience is amazing!
What do you think happens at swingers parties?
Doughnuts?
No thank you."
Instead of "the John," I call my toilet "the Jim". That way it sounds better when I say "I go to the Jim, first thing every morning."
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