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over a year ago
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I keep seeing the quote on women's profiles, "if I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote." Jokes on them, I've been turning women off for years without a remote! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tits first, I’m not a slag  xx
We're going to need some context for that one  "
It’s a Gayle Tuesday quote, about going on a date, heard it when I was about 14 and thought it was hilarious, and stayed with me. Viv xx |
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"Tits first, I’m not a slag xx
We're going to need some context for that one
It’s a Gayle Tuesday quote, about going on a date, heard it when I was about 14 and thought it was hilarious, and stayed with me. Viv xx"
Yes, but tits first as opposed to what? Google has failed me  |
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"Tits first, I’m not a slag xx
We're going to need some context for that one
It’s a Gayle Tuesday quote, about going on a date, heard it when I was about 14 and thought it was hilarious, and stayed with me. Viv xx
Yes, but tits first as opposed to what? Google has failed me "
Haha, ok, soooo if, at the end of a date you decide to do the sex bit, no going straight for the intercourse, have to grope the busoms first.
I’m a lady, so live by this code, haha xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tits first, I’m not a slag xx
We're going to need some context for that one
It’s a Gayle Tuesday quote, about going on a date, heard it when I was about 14 and thought it was hilarious, and stayed with me. Viv xx
Yes, but tits first as opposed to what? Google has failed me
Haha, ok, soooo if, at the end of a date you decide to do the sex bit, no going straight for the intercourse, have to grope the busoms first.
I’m a lady, so live by this code, haha xx"
With that bosom, I can hardly blame you |
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Hold it up to the light, not a brain in sight
Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
Makes two short planks look like a computer
You couldn't punch clay that ugly
Not a saying, but describing ugly people as a "sketch", as in rough drawing (and before anyone points it out, I know full well I'm no oil painting. More of an oil slick...) |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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Two sayings stick in my mind.
1). My school teacher during exams, seeing us anxiously watching the clock in the exam room, said... "Time will pass, will you? You can use it in life!"
2) A saying, extremely apt in current times globally, from the American writer, Isaac Asimov...
"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Couple that have been handed down are:
That’s what she said to me last night
You wouldn’t like it as a wart on the end if your nose
Normally the go to at work is an simple exasperated FFS! |
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