de-fused every plug in my flat except the fridge. But the bastards took the bulb out so thought I had power cut. Took me an hour to realise what they'd done.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All lefthanded tools

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would empty all the beer/wine/spirits I can find and replace them with water.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cutlery

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By *ouandi1993Man over a year ago

North Tyneside

Door handles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd replace everything in the house but make it very slightly bigger so they think they are shrinking."

This made me laugh.

Signed

Jonathan Swift

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

All the pens!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Photos and replace them all with pictures of random celebrities

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One of each shoe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One of each shoe"

Ooooo good one

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan over a year ago

Sussex

I'm always after batteries.... I will steal your batteries.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All the phone chargers

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

All the knives and every single spoon wooden and metal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One sock from each pair and the opposite shoe from each pair

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

Passports, credit cards, debit cards, work ID and driving licence.

Cut them up on the premises, as an added inconvenience

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Passports, credit cards, debit cards, work ID and driving licence.

Cut them up on the premises, as an added inconvenience "

I had an ex like that once

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"All the knives and every single spoon wooden and metal "

And all the light switches

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wanna change mine... all Male clothing worn on bottom half of body

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"I would steal 1 sock from every pair

I only buy black socks

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"All the pens!"
have you been to my house already?

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I’d just move the phones, keys and wallets maybe take 1 battery out the remote if they have a TV

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

All the right sleeves

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By *ornyhun69Woman over a year ago

Wales

All the tv remotes... then I'd casually walk past every now and then and turn the channels over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Door handles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But you only steel things to slightly inconvenience your victims.... what would you take?!!!!"

House keys and lock the doors on my way out

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Socks

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By *own and countryCouple over a year ago

Tewkesbury

Bed

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