It’s my birthday

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Next April

By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Next April

1st April?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hopefully you don’t die before then

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hopefully you don’t die before then"

I’ll let you know if I do

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hopefully you don’t die before then

I’ll let you know if I do

Can I sing at your funeral? I’m shit at singing but it’ll give everyone a good laugh

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hopefully you don’t die before then

I’ll let you know if I do

Can I sing at your funeral? I’m shit at singing but it’ll give everyone a good laugh "

No but I will leave you a recital of all my jokes to read out