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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Inspired by a another post got me thinking about how many minutes we wait for the kettle to boil....
And what do you do in those few minutes. Do you;
1- Stand and wait for it to boil?
2- Go off and do something else
3- Put the kettle on thenforget about it
For those who say 2 what are the typical things you do while you wait?
Added up over the week that's a lot of minutes
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Usually go off and do something else, get distracted and forget about it until half hour later 
I'll do all sorts from washing, washing up, cleaning the bathroom, referring the kids. Depends what needs doing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Usually go off and do something else, get distracted and forget about it until half hour later
I'll do all sorts from washing, washing up, cleaning the bathroom, referring the kids. Depends what needs doing"
This is me too! I put the kettle on, go off and think about Llamas and chips then forget completely that I put the kettle on then wonder where the tea is |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm usually waiting for the coffee maker to do its magic so I go and have a wander around the garden  "
Ooh a posh lady. Wandering the garden is good, exercise and fresh air |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Usually go off and do something else, get distracted and forget about it until half hour later
I'll do all sorts from washing, washing up, cleaning the bathroom, referring the kids. Depends what needs doing
This is me too! I put the kettle on, go off and think about Llamas and chips then forget completely that I put the kettle on then wonder where the tea is "
Haha! Llama's and chips!  love it! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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This morning it was a combination of 1 and 3 for me. Put the kettle on, stood there and floated off into a daydream, then the sound of it boiling woke me from said daydream, I picked up the mug and went to the garden for the coffee drinking.
Without actually putting the water into the mug. Only realised when I wondered why my hand wasn't getting warm around the mug.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Usually go off and do something else, get distracted and forget about it until half hour later
I'll do all sorts from washing, washing up, cleaning the bathroom, referring the kids. Depends what needs doing
This is me too! I put the kettle on, go off and think about Llamas and chips then forget completely that I put the kettle on then wonder where the tea is
Haha! Llama's and chips! love it! "
That is literally all that floats around in the vacuous space that is my mind
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This morning it was a combination of 1 and 3 for me. Put the kettle on, stood there and floated off into a daydream, then the sound of it boiling woke me from said daydream, I picked up the mug and went to the garden for the coffee drinking.
Without actually putting the water into the mug. Only realised when I wondered why my hand wasn't getting warm around the mug.
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Oh no! That is most unfortunate 
I usually forget to pop the tea bag in |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"This morning it was a combination of 1 and 3 for me. Put the kettle on, stood there and floated off into a daydream, then the sound of it boiling woke me from said daydream, I picked up the mug and went to the garden for the coffee drinking.
Without actually putting the water into the mug. Only realised when I wondered why my hand wasn't getting warm around the mug.
Oh no! That is most unfortunate
I usually forget to pop the tea bag in"
Singing to the choir there sister!
Although I did once start with. Atea bag and end up with a weird tes/coffee hybrid because I went into auto pilot and put coffee in the mug, forgetting I'd wanted tea.
I think maybe I need someone to make my hot drinks for me... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This morning it was a combination of 1 and 3 for me. Put the kettle on, stood there and floated off into a daydream, then the sound of it boiling woke me from said daydream, I picked up the mug and went to the garden for the coffee drinking.
Without actually putting the water into the mug. Only realised when I wondered why my hand wasn't getting warm around the mug.
Oh no! That is most unfortunate
I usually forget to pop the tea bag in
Singing to the choir there sister!
Although I did once start with. Atea bag and end up with a weird tes/coffee hybrid because I went into auto pilot and put coffee in the mug, forgetting I'd wanted tea.
I think maybe I need someone to make my hot drinks for me... "
I think you are my sister from another mister...
I would offer to come and help but god knows how that would go |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I always find something to do whilst the kettle is boiling.
Shaved my balls earlier and I've just been outlining my next painting, obviously not completed but added some  "
Very constructive, two things? Wow! Dynamic |
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By *exfordMan
over a year ago
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"Inspired by a another post got me thinking about how many minutes we wait for the kettle to boil....
And what do you do in those few minutes. Do you;
1- Stand and wait for it to boil?
2- Go off and do something else
3- Put the kettle on thenforget about it
For those who say 2 what are the typical things you do while you wait?
Added up over the week that's a lot of minutes
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In like to look into the spout and count the bubbles |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Inspired by a another post got me thinking about how many minutes we wait for the kettle to boil....
And what do you do in those few minutes. Do you;
1- Stand and wait for it to boil?
2- Go off and do something else
3- Put the kettle on thenforget about it
For those who say 2 what are the typical things you do while you wait?
Added up over the week that's a lot of minutes
In like to look into the spout and count the bubbles"
Mind the steam though! That could hurt you. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"This morning it was a combination of 1 and 3 for me. Put the kettle on, stood there and floated off into a daydream, then the sound of it boiling woke me from said daydream, I picked up the mug and went to the garden for the coffee drinking.
Without actually putting the water into the mug. Only realised when I wondered why my hand wasn't getting warm around the mug.
Oh no! That is most unfortunate
I usually forget to pop the tea bag in
Singing to the choir there sister!
Although I did once start with. Atea bag and end up with a weird tes/coffee hybrid because I went into auto pilot and put coffee in the mug, forgetting I'd wanted tea.
I think maybe I need someone to make my hot drinks for me...
I think you are my sister from another mister...
I would offer to come and help but god knows how that would go "
Woo hoo! Found you at last!
There would likely be a lot of mugs sitting around unfulfilled.... And we would still need someone to make our hot drinks! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Inspired by a another post got me thinking about how many minutes we wait for the kettle to boil....
And what do you do in those few minutes. Do you;
1- Stand and wait for it to boil?
2- Go off and do something else
3- Put the kettle on thenforget about it
For those who say 2 what are the typical things you do while you wait?
Added up over the week that's a lot of minutes
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i come on here and waste time  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This morning it was a combination of 1 and 3 for me. Put the kettle on, stood there and floated off into a daydream, then the sound of it boiling woke me from said daydream, I picked up the mug and went to the garden for the coffee drinking.
Without actually putting the water into the mug. Only realised when I wondered why my hand wasn't getting warm around the mug.
Oh no! That is most unfortunate
I usually forget to pop the tea bag in
Singing to the choir there sister!
Although I did once start with. Atea bag and end up with a weird tes/coffee hybrid because I went into auto pilot and put coffee in the mug, forgetting I'd wanted tea.
I think maybe I need someone to make my hot drinks for me...
I think you are my sister from another mister...
I would offer to come and help but god knows how that would go
Woo hoo! Found you at last!
There would likely be a lot of mugs sitting around unfulfilled.... And we would still need someone to make our hot drinks! "
Yup that deffo sounds about right xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Inspired by a another post got me thinking about how many minutes we wait for the kettle to boil....
And what do you do in those few minutes. Do you;
1- Stand and wait for it to boil?
2- Go off and do something else
3- Put the kettle on thenforget about it
For those who say 2 what are the typical things you do while you wait?
Added up over the week that's a lot of minutes
i come on here and waste time "
Procrastination, I like it |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I always find something to do whilst the kettle is boiling.
Shaved my balls earlier and I've just been outlining my next painting, obviously not completed but added some
Very constructive, two things? Wow! Dynamic "
Once its boiled I have a sit down |
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Put teabag and sugar in cup, get milk out. Faff(a wonderful pottering faff at that) . Pour water into cup. Gentle squeeze of bag against side of cup. Go for a wee. Faff some more. Look out the window. Water the plants. Put teabag in bin, pour milk into cup, take cup outside to the balcony. People watch and look at the sky.
And perve on Fab. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Inspired by a another post got me thinking about how many minutes we wait for the kettle to boil....
And what do you do in those few minutes. Do you;
1- Stand and wait for it to boil?
2- Go off and do something else
3- Put the kettle on thenforget about it
For those who say 2 what are the typical things you do while you wait?
Added up over the week that's a lot of minutes
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#3 for me such an energy waster as I re-boil |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I always find something to do whilst the kettle is boiling.
Shaved my balls earlier and I've just been outlining my next painting, obviously not completed but added some
Very constructive, two things? Wow! Dynamic
Once its boiled I have a sit down "
I tend to do that too... To exhausting.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Put teabag and sugar in cup, get milk out. Faff(a wonderful pottering faff at that) . Pour water into cup. Gentle squeeze of bag against side of cup. Go for a wee. Faff some more. Look out the window. Water the plants. Put teabag in bin, pour milk into cup, take cup outside to the balcony. People watch and look at the sky.
And perve on Fab. "
Ooh a multitasker!  how I wish I could |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Inspired by a another post got me thinking about how many minutes we wait for the kettle to boil....
And what do you do in those few minutes. Do you;
1- Stand and wait for it to boil?
2- Go off and do something else
3- Put the kettle on thenforget about it
For those who say 2 what are the typical things you do while you wait?
Added up over the week that's a lot of minutes
#3 for me such an energy waster as I re-boil "
I do that too... It is a terrible habit |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I do the washing up
Ooh a practical lady
I stare at mine hoping that if I stare at it hard enough it will wash its self up
Have you been to bed yet"
This is not all about my sleeping habits. This is about kettle habits...
So what do you do with those precious few minutes of kettle boiling. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thanks for this thread OP, just realised I started making a cuppa about 10 minutes ago and completely forgot about it.
It'll be so strong now "
Can't beat builders brew |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I always find something to do whilst the kettle is boiling.
Shaved my balls earlier and I've just been outlining my next painting, obviously not completed but added some
Very constructive, two things? Wow! Dynamic
Once its boiled I have a sit down
I tend to do that too... To exhausting.
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It's looking like I need to put the kettle on again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do the washing up
Ooh a practical lady
I stare at mine hoping that if I stare at it hard enough it will wash its self up
Have you been to bed yet
This is not all about my sleeping habits. This is about kettle habits...
So what do you do with those precious few minutes of kettle boiling."
I'm about to find out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mine is a "fast boil" kettle. I pour in just enough water for each cup I am making. If it's just for me by the time I fill cup with milk and tea or coffee it's boiled in a minute or so."
Fast boil kettle sounds a bit fancy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I always find something to do whilst the kettle is boiling.
Shaved my balls earlier and I've just been outlining my next painting, obviously not completed but added some
Very constructive, two things? Wow! Dynamic
Once its boiled I have a sit down
I tend to do that too... To exhausting.
It's looking like I need to put the kettle on again "
Milk no sugar thanks boss, I'm sweet enough  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I do the washing up
Ooh a practical lady
I stare at mine hoping that if I stare at it hard enough it will wash its self up
Have you been to bed yet
This is not all about my sleeping habits. This is about kettle habits...
So what do you do with those precious few minutes of kettle boiling.
I'm about to find out"
Let me know please you man of mystery |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I never boil the kettle. I hate tea and have one of those superduper coffee machines that died everything for you at the push of a button "
I would expect nothing less from a lady of your class |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I always find something to do whilst the kettle is boiling.
Shaved my balls earlier and I've just been outlining my next painting, obviously not completed but added some
Very constructive, two things? Wow! Dynamic
Once its boiled I have a sit down
I tend to do that too... To exhausting.
It's looking like I need to put the kettle on again
Milk no sugar thanks boss, I'm sweet enough "
You certainly look it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I always find something to do whilst the kettle is boiling.
Shaved my balls earlier and I've just been outlining my next painting, obviously not completed but added some
Very constructive, two things? Wow! Dynamic
Once its boiled I have a sit down
I tend to do that too... To exhausting.
It's looking like I need to put the kettle on again
Milk no sugar thanks boss, I'm sweet enough
You certainly look it "
Oh your a smooth talker
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I always find something to do whilst the kettle is boiling.
Shaved my balls earlier and I've just been outlining my next painting, obviously not completed but added some
Very constructive, two things? Wow! Dynamic
Once its boiled I have a sit down
I tend to do that too... To exhausting.
It's looking like I need to put the kettle on again
Milk no sugar thanks boss, I'm sweet enough
You certainly look it "
Smooth  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Only reason my kettle goes on is when I’m cooking and need hot water, so I’ll be continuing the cooking process whilst waiting "
Practical lady and manage your time well |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Always something to do in the kitchen. I kind of like the kettle boiling as it gives me a target to get something done. I’ll clean inside my microwave or wipe over the washing machine or sleeping with the enemy the inside of my cupboards or just play with my bunnies as they normally hang around in the kitchen. |
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"I'm usually waiting for the coffee maker to do its magic so I go and have a wander around the garden "
Me too. So I can plan what work I'm going to do next on it. Then I take the cuppa and go back out there if it's dry enough |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Always something to do in the kitchen. I kind of like the kettle boiling as it gives me a target to get something done. I’ll clean inside my microwave or wipe over the washing machine or sleeping with the enemy the inside of my cupboards or just play with my bunnies as they normally hang around in the kitchen. "
Great use of time managements there, deffo a good time to be wiping surfaces |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm usually waiting for the coffee maker to do its magic so I go and have a wander around the garden
Me too. So I can plan what work I'm going to do next on it. Then I take the cuppa and go back out there if it's dry enough "
I like sitting in the garden too |
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Kind of a 2, I usually have a small task in hand to do nearby whilst it's heating. I only heat up the required amount of water needed, so I know the time for it.
And, afterwards I add just enough water for the next time, so it absorbs the heat, saving it from waste and to make the next kettle use quicker. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Kind of a 2, I usually have a small task in hand to do nearby whilst it's heating. I only heat up the required amount of water needed, so I know the time for it.
And, afterwards I add just enough water for the next time, so it absorbs the heat, saving it from waste and to make the next kettle use quicker. "
A practical forward thinker who adds sustainability into everyday life, I like it |
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
I used to use the corner of my kitchen worktops and do tricep dip exercises. Sometimes I just nibble on something. Also I like to just open the cupboard or fridge and assess what I have/May need. Read the nutritional information or ingredient list of something. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"2. Feed dog, load dishwasher, empty &/or load washing machine, check cupboards to see if magically filled with nice food
J x"
Cupboard skimming is a must.... I rarely buy biscuits and then sad when I don't have them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I used to use the corner of my kitchen worktops and do tricep dip exercises. Sometimes I just nibble on something. Also I like to just open the cupboard or fridge and assess what I have/May need. Read the nutritional information or ingredient list of something. "
Oh that's a good idea |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'd say number 2. And that usually means me going into the cupboards or fridge and eating while I'm waiting! help me  "
I had to social distance myself from the fridge when I was off, it is a minefield isn't it |
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"Inspired by a another post got me thinking about how many minutes we wait for the kettle to boil....
And what do you do in those few minutes. Do you;
1- Stand and wait for it to boil?
2- Go off and do something else
3- Put the kettle on thenforget about it
For those who say 2 what are the typical things you do while you wait?
Added up over the week that's a lot of minutes
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number 3 for me 3- Put the kettle on then forget about it
Ive burnt a couple of kettles with that one on a gas hob metal kettle.
I have to use an electric one then 3 comes into it again so end up doing a 1 instead. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Inspired by a another post got me thinking about how many minutes we wait for the kettle to boil....
And what do you do in those few minutes. Do you;
1- Stand and wait for it to boil?
2- Go off and do something else
3- Put the kettle on thenforget about it
For those who say 2 what are the typical things you do while you wait?
Added up over the week that's a lot of minutes
number 3 for me 3- Put the kettle on then forget about it
Ive burnt a couple of kettles with that one on a gas hob metal kettle.
I have to use an electric one then 3 comes into it again so end up doing a 1 instead."
Sounds like you get in a bit of a tizzle with your kettle! |
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"Put teabag and sugar in cup, get milk out. Faff(a wonderful pottering faff at that) . Pour water into cup. Gentle squeeze of bag against side of cup. Go for a wee. Faff some more. Look out the window. Water the plants. Put teabag in bin, pour milk into cup, take cup outside to the balcony. People watch and look at the sky.
And perve on Fab.
Ooh a multitasker! how I wish I could "
Practice makes perfect. Just be careful with handling the hot liquid.
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I don't have a kettle. I have one of those thingies that delivers a cup of hot water in seconds.... soooooooo
I push the button, put the button under, open the coffee n put a spoonful in the cup, then screw the lid on the coffee and put it away while the water finishes splurting.
Job done. |
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I only put the minimum in the kettle as I'm the only one in the house who drinks coffee/tea.
So I put the coffee n sugar in the mug while waiting, wipe down the counter because I am the only person in the house who is qualified to do this apparently 
Little pottering about chores while I wait. |
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I don't drink tea so I hardly ever boil a kettle.
My usual scenario is somebody asks for a cup of tea so I put the kettle on. Either that's the last they ever hear of having a cuppa or I say to them that it is their responsibility to remind me at the appropriate time that they asked for tea because I'm just going to forget all about.
I'm just not programmed to think that I want tea and ending up with one. Getting a brew with me is hit and miss.
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"A post about waiting for a kettle to boil accrues 90 plus posts and counting. Who wudda think it?  "
It's common ground innit....?
Now if they'd asked who shoves a kettle up their arse...... things'd be different. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I eat the biscuits I got out to go with my cup of tea. Then when the kettle boils and I make the tea I'm sad that my biscuits are gone, so I have another one to go with the tea.
I don't understand why I've gained weight during lockdown |
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
"A post about waiting for a kettle to boil accrues 90 plus posts and counting. Who wudda think it?
It's common ground innit....?
Now if they'd asked who shoves a kettle up their arse...... things'd be different. "
We all go to the toilet for a number two. What's your take on that? And yes, we All do number twos, even women. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's between 1 and 2 for me. Can always find something to do in kitchen. Those never ending chores! Or I would check the telly... flicking through channels to see if anything is of interest. |
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"Ive burnt a couple of kettles with that one on a gas hob metal kettle.
I have to use an electric one then 3 comes into it again so end up doing a 1 instead.
Sounds like you get in a bit of a tizzle with your kettle! "
weve ended up with a very smokey house due to melting the kettle handle onto the kettle itself its been on for that long.
Im not the only one thats done it either |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't have a kettle. I have one of those thingies that delivers a cup of hot water in seconds.... soooooooo
I push the button, put the button under, open the coffee n put a spoonful in the cup, then screw the lid on the coffee and put it away while the water finishes splurting.
Job done. "
Oh Granny, how economical |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Go and do something else. I have a fancy kettle that beeps when it's boiled or heated to temperature. It's loud enough that it's basically impossible to miss."
Fancy kettle for a fancy lady |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bloody whistling in my ears. Must turn kettle off 
Oh you have one of those old fashioned type affairs you heat on the cooker "
What's a cooker? I'm sat here outside the cave driftwood glowing in the dark steam rising from the kettle...
Sorry got to go its whistling again.
Time for coffee... |
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Then remeber and go back rebuild it wander of and the cycle continues until I stand and wait hahahah "
That's me! I tend to daydream and miss the kettle boiling completely |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What could be more important?!
We havent discussed dunking techniques, teabag in water time/technique, teapots, or the whole teabags versus tealeaves debate yet.
Things could get heated.. "
That is far too complex for my pretty little lady brain to cope with!
Teabags have to be those triangle things... No question |
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"I eat the biscuits I got out to go with my cup of tea. Then when the kettle boils and I make the tea I'm sad that my biscuits are gone, so I have another one to go with the tea.
I don't understand why I've gained weight during lockdown "
I like a biscuit or several! I feel the pain, you monch then wonder where thr biscuits have gone |
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"It's between 1 and 2 for me. Can always find something to do in kitchen. Those never ending chores! Or I would check the telly... flicking through channels to see if anything is of interest."
Annie cleans her microwave, very sensible I feel |
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"Ive burnt a couple of kettles with that one on a gas hob metal kettle.
I have to use an electric one then 3 comes into it again so end up doing a 1 instead.
Sounds like you get in a bit of a tizzle with your kettle!
weve ended up with a very smokey house due to melting the kettle handle onto the kettle itself its been on for that long.
Im not the only one thats done it either "
I did that too! I pretended I liked it like that |
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"Bloody whistling in my ears. Must turn kettle off
Oh you have one of those old fashioned type affairs you heat on the cooker
What's a cooker? I'm sat here outside the cave driftwood glowing in the dark steam rising from the kettle...
Sorry got to go its whistling again.
Time for coffee..."
Sounds like the opening to a story... Was disappointed when there was no more! Was getting into that |
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I don’t drink tea much at the moment.
I use a Nespresso machine which is super quick, I also had loads of credit on my account that I hadn’t used so bought their super fancy barista milk frother......it’s great fun to watch
I need to upgrade to a bean to cup machine. The milk frother is fantastic and the coffee is great, but it’s not fresh ground beans.... |
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"It's between 1 and 2 for me. Can always find something to do in kitchen. Those never ending chores! Or I would check the telly... flicking through channels to see if anything is of interest.
Annie cleans her microwave, very sensible I feel "
That was like acknowledging and ignoring my post at the same time
Thank you for re-confirming what Annie does haha she can make brownies. They looked good, but could you do the taste test sometime and let me know. For the record I don't have a microwave and flicking through TV channels can be a good use of time because it saves time later!
Capeesh |
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"I don’t drink tea much at the moment.
I use a Nespresso machine which is super quick, I also had loads of credit on my account that I hadn’t used so bought their super fancy barista milk frother......it’s great fun to watch
I need to upgrade to a bean to cup machine. The milk frother is fantastic and the coffee is great, but it’s not fresh ground beans...."
Wow that sounds very fancy... I own a Tassimo machine, that's as fancy as I get |
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"It's between 1 and 2 for me. Can always find something to do in kitchen. Those never ending chores! Or I would check the telly... flicking through channels to see if anything is of interest.
Annie cleans her microwave, very sensible I feel
That was like acknowledging and ignoring my post at the same time
Thank you for re-confirming what Annie does haha she can make brownies. They looked good, but could you do the taste test sometime and let me know. For the record I don't have a microwave and flicking through TV channels can be a good use of time because it saves time later!
Capeesh "
How could I ever ignore you!!
I just assimilated what Annie does!
Oooh brownies, I love them |
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"Put it on and walk away then put it back on and walk of and just invade it dropped 1 degree in 10 seconds I flick it on again! Weird lol"
I do that too! Like it is still boiling hot |
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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago
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Depends on time of day,
First one will be sorting the porridge & OJ, second is doing the toast, third is getting the biscuits or cake out and last one is opening the chocolate, so all time filled well |
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"It's between 1 and 2 for me. Can always find something to do in kitchen. Those never ending chores! Or I would check the telly... flicking through channels to see if anything is of interest.
Annie cleans her microwave, very sensible I feel
That was like acknowledging and ignoring my post at the same time
Thank you for re-confirming what Annie does haha she can make brownies. They looked good, but could you do the taste test sometime and let me know. For the record I don't have a microwave and flicking through TV channels can be a good use of time because it saves time later!
Capeesh
How could I ever ignore you!!
I just assimilated what Annie does!
Oooh brownies, I love them "
Er excuse me...
While your kettle is boiling can you please pop over to the following thread before it closes:
Introduce yourselves- Newbies and oldies...
Thank you |
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"It's between 1 and 2 for me. Can always find something to do in kitchen. Those never ending chores! Or I would check the telly... flicking through channels to see if anything is of interest.
Annie cleans her microwave, very sensible I feel
That was like acknowledging and ignoring my post at the same time
Thank you for re-confirming what Annie does haha she can make brownies. They looked good, but could you do the taste test sometime and let me know. For the record I don't have a microwave and flicking through TV channels can be a good use of time because it saves time later!
Capeesh
How could I ever ignore you!!
I just assimilated what Annie does!
Oooh brownies, I love them
Er excuse me...
While your kettle is boiling can you please pop over to the following thread before it closes:
Introduce yourselves- Newbies and oldies...
Thank you "
I am so glad I have you to organise me???
I've already done #boomheadshot!
Now be a love and pop to the chippy! |
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over a year ago
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"Got a Kooker tap, not even enough time to unzip... damn scolded my hand."
Ouch! That is the reason I won't get one, I would end up sticking my head under it or something |
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"It's between 1 and 2 for me. Can always find something to do in kitchen. Those never ending chores! Or I would check the telly... flicking through channels to see if anything is of interest.
Annie cleans her microwave, very sensible I feel
That was like acknowledging and ignoring my post at the same time
Thank you for re-confirming what Annie does haha she can make brownies. They looked good, but could you do the taste test sometime and let me know. For the record I don't have a microwave and flicking through TV channels can be a good use of time because it saves time later!
Capeesh
How could I ever ignore you!!
I just assimilated what Annie does!
Oooh brownies, I love them
Er excuse me...
While your kettle is boiling can you please pop over to the following thread before it closes:
Introduce yourselves- Newbies and oldies...
Thank you
I am so glad I have you to organise me???
I've already done #boomheadshot!
Now be a love and pop to the chippy! "
Haha you know what... I was looking forward to reading your intro in that thread because it has been a lovely thread to read! Started off well... porn, photography and than... #boomheadshot!
Sorry no chippy tonight because my head has exploded |
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"It's between 1 and 2 for me. Can always find something to do in kitchen. Those never ending chores! Or I would check the telly... flicking through channels to see if anything is of interest.
Annie cleans her microwave, very sensible I feel
That was like acknowledging and ignoring my post at the same time
Thank you for re-confirming what Annie does haha she can make brownies. They looked good, but could you do the taste test sometime and let me know. For the record I don't have a microwave and flicking through TV channels can be a good use of time because it saves time later!
Capeesh
How could I ever ignore you!!
I just assimilated what Annie does!
Oooh brownies, I love them
Er excuse me...
While your kettle is boiling can you please pop over to the following thread before it closes:
Introduce yourselves- Newbies and oldies...
Thank you
I am so glad I have you to organise me???
I've already done #boomheadshot!
Now be a love and pop to the chippy!
Haha you know what... I was looking forward to reading your intro in that thread because it has been a lovely thread to read! Started off well... porn, photography and than... #boomheadshot!
Sorry no chippy tonight because my head has exploded "
Don't be silly! How can you see to type if you have no head duh!
I think you are telling me porkie pies |
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"It's between 1 and 2 for me. Can always find something to do in kitchen. Those never ending chores! Or I would check the telly... flicking through channels to see if anything is of interest.
Annie cleans her microwave, very sensible I feel
That was like acknowledging and ignoring my post at the same time
Thank you for re-confirming what Annie does haha she can make brownies. They looked good, but could you do the taste test sometime and let me know. For the record I don't have a microwave and flicking through TV channels can be a good use of time because it saves time later!
Capeesh
How could I ever ignore you!!
I just assimilated what Annie does!
Oooh brownies, I love them
Er excuse me...
While your kettle is boiling can you please pop over to the following thread before it closes:
Introduce yourselves- Newbies and oldies...
Thank you
I am so glad I have you to organise me???
I've already done #boomheadshot!
Now be a love and pop to the chippy!
Haha you know what... I was looking forward to reading your intro in that thread because it has been a lovely thread to read! Started off well... porn, photography and than... #boomheadshot!
Sorry no chippy tonight because my head has exploded
Don't be silly! How can you see to type if you have no head duh!
I think you are telling me porkie pies "
Oh sugar! Caught red handed... 
My lips are sealed! Oh wait, I don't have lips anymore or do I!? Stop messing with my head
You're good. A little to good...
*backing up* slowly...
Legs it!!
*bump* Ouch! I just ran into the wall! Who put that there... grr-ing
Pop the kettle on, I have a headache now... wait! Do I have a head or not ffs!
Just going round in circles here
#Bruised |
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"It's between 1 and 2 for me. Can always find something to do in kitchen. Those never ending chores! Or I would check the telly... flicking through channels to see if anything is of interest.
Annie cleans her microwave, very sensible I feel
That was like acknowledging and ignoring my post at the same time
Thank you for re-confirming what Annie does haha she can make brownies. They looked good, but could you do the taste test sometime and let me know. For the record I don't have a microwave and flicking through TV channels can be a good use of time because it saves time later!
Capeesh
How could I ever ignore you!!
I just assimilated what Annie does!
Oooh brownies, I love them
Er excuse me...
While your kettle is boiling can you please pop over to the following thread before it closes:
Introduce yourselves- Newbies and oldies...
Thank you
I am so glad I have you to organise me???
I've already done #boomheadshot!
Now be a love and pop to the chippy!
Haha you know what... I was looking forward to reading your intro in that thread because it has been a lovely thread to read! Started off well... porn, photography and than... #boomheadshot!
Sorry no chippy tonight because my head has exploded
Don't be silly! How can you see to type if you have no head duh!
I think you are telling me porkie pies
Oh sugar! Caught red handed...
My lips are sealed! Oh wait, I don't have lips anymore or do I!? Stop messing with my head
You're good. A little to good...
*backing up* slowly...
Legs it!!
*bump* Ouch! I just ran into the wall! Who put that there... grr-ing
Pop the kettle on, I have a headache now... wait! Do I have a head or not ffs!
Just going round in circles here
#Bruised"
You'll do anything to get out of going to the chippy!
Stop being a drama llama...No room on my rock for two Llamas of drammatical properties |
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"It's between 1 and 2 for me. Can always find something to do in kitchen. Those never ending chores! Or I would check the telly... flicking through channels to see if anything is of interest.
Annie cleans her microwave, very sensible I feel
That was like acknowledging and ignoring my post at the same time
Thank you for re-confirming what Annie does haha she can make brownies. They looked good, but could you do the taste test sometime and let me know. For the record I don't have a microwave and flicking through TV channels can be a good use of time because it saves time later!
Capeesh
How could I ever ignore you!!
I just assimilated what Annie does!
Oooh brownies, I love them
Er excuse me...
While your kettle is boiling can you please pop over to the following thread before it closes:
Introduce yourselves- Newbies and oldies...
Thank you
I am so glad I have you to organise me???
I've already done #boomheadshot!
Now be a love and pop to the chippy!
Haha you know what... I was looking forward to reading your intro in that thread because it has been a lovely thread to read! Started off well... porn, photography and than... #boomheadshot!
Sorry no chippy tonight because my head has exploded
Don't be silly! How can you see to type if you have no head duh!
I think you are telling me porkie pies
Oh sugar! Caught red handed...
My lips are sealed! Oh wait, I don't have lips anymore or do I!? Stop messing with my head
You're good. A little to good...
*backing up* slowly...
Legs it!!
*bump* Ouch! I just ran into the wall! Who put that there... grr-ing
Pop the kettle on, I have a headache now... wait! Do I have a head or not ffs!
Just going round in circles here
#Bruised
You'll do anything to get out of going to the chippy!
Stop being a drama llama...No room on my rock for two Llamas of drammatical properties "
Whaaaaaaaaat!?
I am in pain here because bumped my headless head on your thread brick wall, which was not there when I came in last time!
What I need is a cuppa, but if it's too much trouble I am going to the chippy... if you get mushy peas with them don't blame me! Things are a bit blurry right now as my head is starting to grow back...
And don't give me that look...
Behind them shades, I can tell you know! I used to own a pair before you blew my head off
Who knew making a cuppa could be so much drama. Like a soap opera episode in a cafe |
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"It's between 1 and 2 for me. Can always find something to do in kitchen. Those never ending chores! Or I would check the telly... flicking through channels to see if anything is of interest.
Annie cleans her microwave, very sensible I feel
That was like acknowledging and ignoring my post at the same time
Thank you for re-confirming what Annie does haha she can make brownies. They looked good, but could you do the taste test sometime and let me know. For the record I don't have a microwave and flicking through TV channels can be a good use of time because it saves time later!
Capeesh
How could I ever ignore you!!
I just assimilated what Annie does!
Oooh brownies, I love them
Er excuse me...
While your kettle is boiling can you please pop over to the following thread before it closes:
Introduce yourselves- Newbies and oldies...
Thank you
I am so glad I have you to organise me???
I've already done #boomheadshot!
Now be a love and pop to the chippy!
Haha you know what... I was looking forward to reading your intro in that thread because it has been a lovely thread to read! Started off well... porn, photography and than... #boomheadshot!
Sorry no chippy tonight because my head has exploded
Don't be silly! How can you see to type if you have no head duh!
I think you are telling me porkie pies
Oh sugar! Caught red handed...
My lips are sealed! Oh wait, I don't have lips anymore or do I!? Stop messing with my head
You're good. A little to good...
*backing up* slowly...
Legs it!!
*bump* Ouch! I just ran into the wall! Who put that there... grr-ing
Pop the kettle on, I have a headache now... wait! Do I have a head or not ffs!
Just going round in circles here
#Bruised
You'll do anything to get out of going to the chippy!
Stop being a drama llama...No room on my rock for two Llamas of drammatical properties
Whaaaaaaaaat!?
I am in pain here because bumped my headless head on your thread brick wall, which was not there when I came in last time!
What I need is a cuppa, but if it's too much trouble I am going to the chippy... if you get mushy peas with them don't blame me! Things are a bit blurry right now as my head is starting to grow back...
And don't give me that look...
Behind them shades, I can tell you know! I used to own a pair before you blew my head off
Who knew making a cuppa could be so much drama. Like a soap opera episode in a cafe "
If your head was blown up you wouldn't be able to drink your cup of tea
Omg!
Chips were nice though ta
We're like Eastenders tbh without the misery |
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"I can do all three to be honest, but if I go and do something else it could be anything, but sometimes even if I'm still in the kitchen listening to it boil I'll Still forget
I think the word I'm looking for is ditsy "
I think it's being a busy lady having a million and one things floating around your head xx
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"I can do all three to be honest, but if I go and do something else it could be anything, but sometimes even if I'm still in the kitchen listening to it boil I'll Still forget
I think the word I'm looking for is ditsy
I think it's being a busy lady having a million and one things floating around your head xx
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"Stare out onto my neighbours opposite seeing what plethora of ways they manage to break lockdown rules. Teasing their dog by waving to it and making it bark. "
Love it! |
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"I can do all three to be honest, but if I go and do something else it could be anything, but sometimes even if I'm still in the kitchen listening to it boil I'll Still forget
I think the word I'm looking for is ditsy
I think it's being a busy lady having a million and one things floating around your head xx
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I am sat here with a lovely cuppa and dunking biscuits so thought let's have a catch up in here... how come Mabel gets a lovely reply for forgetting about the kettle 
When I bought my new kettle I used to just look at it because it turns blue when switched on! I know I know it's the precious moments in life like that
But if I said that, you would have been "tut tut" and kissing your teeth... not the kind of kisses I like btw ... did Mabel put a spell on you with her wand?
Don't make me get my wand out! Nah I wouldn't want anyone to spit their beverage out |
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"I can do all three to be honest, but if I go and do something else it could be anything, but sometimes even if I'm still in the kitchen listening to it boil I'll Still forget
I think the word I'm looking for is ditsy
I think it's being a busy lady having a million and one things floating around your head xx
I am sat here with a lovely cuppa and dunking biscuits so thought let's have a catch up in here... how come Mabel gets a lovely reply for forgetting about the kettle
When I bought my new kettle I used to just look at it because it turns blue when switched on! I know I know it's the precious moments in life like that
But if I said that, you would have been "tut tut" and kissing your teeth... not the kind of kisses I like btw ... did Mabel put a spell on you with her wand?
Don't make me get my wand out! Nah I wouldn't want anyone to spit their beverage out "
*sits down* I'm sorry....
*clocks biscuits* what you got??
*sits stares*
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over a year ago
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For my 1st coffee of the day I put the kettle on then prepare my breakfast whilst the kettle boils - usually a slice of toast or a bowl of bran flakes.
For my 2nd cup, if it's a weekday, I put the kettle on at 10.25am, go for a pee, then make my coffee and sit down for PopMaster. I'm working from home and using my dining table as a desk so I use this time as my morning break. |
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"For my 1st coffee of the day I put the kettle on then prepare my breakfast whilst the kettle boils - usually a slice of toast or a bowl of bran flakes.
For my 2nd cup, if it's a weekday, I put the kettle on at 10.25am, go for a pee, then make my coffee and sit down for PopMaster. I'm working from home and using my dining table as a desk so I use this time as my morning break."
Haha you have it all worked out to the minute
Bill, can you please do me a favour and tell MissD above you it's rude to stare 
Us ordinary blokes from the Midlands need to stick together otherwise we will have no biscuits left! I would tell her myself, but I did the double dunk and biscuit fell in! My timing was off so need to sort this mess out  |
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I normally wait till the kettle boils, ofteb by standing near watching and trying to reassess my life in the time it takes to do so, but then the kettle is done so I have a nice brew to make and distract myself with |
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"2 then 3, then 2 and again, 3 again, then eventually 1 because I’ve already had to boil the kettle twice and I still don’t have a coffee "
Not sure if this makes me weird, but I'd have poured the water out after second time and boiled new water |
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"2 then 3, then 2 and again, 3 again, then eventually 1 because I’ve already had to boil the kettle twice and I still don’t have a coffee
Not sure if this makes me weird, but I'd have poured the water out after second time and boiled new water "
No it doesn't make you weird because I know plenty of people that do that including myself at home. It's just a habit I have... instinctively pick up kettle to replace water. I also know many that don't especially when used to be in office environment. Kettle filled to the max and people would re-boil till someone couldn't get a full cup so would have to refill. Ah the good old days when you used to go into work
Did you get what Jamie was saying 1st time? Because I was scrolling up and down trying to figure it out! 2 then 3... then 2 and 3 again or was it 2 again and 3 again... then 1 ... now i'm feeling dizzy! Heads gone again |
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"Usually go off and do something else, get distracted and forget about it until half hour later
I'll do all sorts from washing, washing up, cleaning the bathroom, referring the kids. Depends what needs doing
This is me too! I put the kettle on, go off and think about Llamas and chips then forget completely that I put the kettle on then wonder where the tea is "
Hahaha yup, both of the above for me...or make it then wander off before wandering where the tea is, remembering it has been made but now cold and then having to put it in the microwave...to then wander off and forget again *face palm L xx |
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"For my 1st coffee of the day I put the kettle on then prepare my breakfast whilst the kettle boils - usually a slice of toast or a bowl of bran flakes.
For my 2nd cup, if it's a weekday, I put the kettle on at 10.25am, go for a pee, then make my coffee and sit down for PopMaster. I'm working from home and using my dining table as a desk so I use this time as my morning break.
Haha you have it all worked out to the minute
Bill, can you please do me a favour and tell MissD above you it's rude to stare
Us ordinary blokes from the Midlands need to stick together otherwise we will have no biscuits left! I would tell her myself, but I did the double dunk and biscuit fell in! My timing was off so need to sort this mess out "
Got any more biscuits??? |
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"2 then 3, then 2 and again, 3 again, then eventually 1 because I’ve already had to boil the kettle twice and I still don’t have a coffee
Not sure if this makes me weird, but I'd have poured the water out after second time and boiled new water "
I boil it the pour it over my draining board before filling again |
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Thank you so much to this study into human nature. Adam will collate the results and input the data into a bar chart! - my favourite chart type.
Nobody said they sing while waiting for the kettle...
Or do sudoku....
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