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I’d love a fuck right now, alas that won’t happen so does anybody fancy a brew.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ve just put the kettle on and opened a packet of chocolate digestives.

The Jaffa cakes didn’t make it this late in the day I’m afraid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stick your dick under a hairdryer and tell your wife you’re heating dinner up

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’ve just put the kettle on and opened a packet of chocolate digestives.

The Jaffa cakes didn’t make it this late in the day I’m afraid "

Do you have a hob nob spare and would you put the kettle back on?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve just put the kettle on and opened a packet of chocolate digestives.

The Jaffa cakes didn’t make it this late in the day I’m afraid "

I’ll have a mug of Yorkshire half a teaspoon of sugar and a splash of milk mate Tah!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oooh go on then, I'm parched.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Id definitely join you for a .......

cuppa

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

Put the biscuits in the fridge and brew up some fresh coffee and we'll be over. It'd better be a large pack of biscuits though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tea please, not too strong and milk no sugar x

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!

If I can't get laid I might as well have a brew!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’ve just put the kettle on and opened a packet of chocolate digestives.

The Jaffa cakes didn’t make it this late in the day I’m afraid

Do you have a hob nob spare and would you put the kettle back on? "

I’ve got a nob you can have.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Id definitely join you for a .......

cuppa

Just sit down here.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’ve just put the kettle on and opened a packet of chocolate digestives.

The Jaffa cakes didn’t make it this late in the day I’m afraid

I’ll have a mug of Yorkshire half a teaspoon of sugar and a splash of milk mate Tah!

Sorry it’s PG tips.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’ve just put the kettle on and opened a packet of chocolate digestives.

The Jaffa cakes didn’t make it this late in the day I’m afraid

Do you have a hob nob spare and would you put the kettle back on?

I’ve got a nob you can have. "

Ooh.... I'll be round soon then

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Put the biscuits in the fridge and brew up some fresh coffee and we'll be over. It'd better be a large pack of biscuits though "

Mines the house with the pampas grass outside.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Tea please, not too strong and milk no sugar x "

Sounds like a good cup of tea, although I’ll brew mine a little longer.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Good idea. Milk no sugar.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve literally just had a cup of tea with chocolate digestives

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m having a coffee and licking the jam out of a donut. Don’t want to loose my flexibility

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m having a coffee and licking the jam out of a donut. Don’t want to loose my flexibility"

That just made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m having tea and a huge bag of mixed up sugary madness to keep me awake through my shift today/tonight.

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