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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford

I have heard that a shark has taken another surfer..

Authorities could not catch the bugger.. that shark has a new taste for human blood..

Evil buggers..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I love people with a great sense of humour. Unfortunately, I don't find this one funny. Totally uncool!

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By *aastyKnixWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

That shark was just standing its ground,defending its home against an uninvited intruder from a vicious species with a proven track record of unprovoked violence towards sharks.

Sharks lives matter.

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"That shark was just standing its ground,defending its home against an uninvited intruder from a vicious species with a proven track record of unprovoked violence towards sharks.

Sharks lives matter."

They do

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That shark was just standing its ground,defending its home against an uninvited intruder from a vicious species with a proven track record of unprovoked violence towards sharks.

Sharks lives matter."

Fuck sharks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People will riot on the shores because they’re called a Great White

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"People will riot on the shores because they’re called a Great White "

A riot of Great White Sharks would be impressive

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People will riot on the shores because they’re called a Great White "

Nearly spat my morning coffee out there!

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By *aastyKnixWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"That shark was just standing its ground,defending its home against an uninvited intruder from a vicious species with a proven track record of unprovoked violence towards sharks.

Sharks lives matter.

Fuck sharks "

You go right ahead and try to fuck a shark,we'll soon see who gets fucked.Proper fucked.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That shark was just standing its ground,defending its home against an uninvited intruder from a vicious species with a proven track record of unprovoked violence towards sharks.

Sharks lives matter.

Fuck sharks "

Pervert

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That shark was just standing its ground,defending its home against an uninvited intruder from a vicious species with a proven track record of unprovoked violence towards sharks.

Sharks lives matter.

Fuck sharks

Pervert "

No one gives a fuck about sharks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How about getting out of the sharks home then. We dont have gills so therefore we dont belong in the sea. Sharks do and they are magnificent fish/animals

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That shark was just standing its ground,defending its home against an uninvited intruder from a vicious species with a proven track record of unprovoked violence towards sharks.

Sharks lives matter."

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By *nliveneTV/TS  over a year ago

Selby


"I have heard that a shark has taken another surfer..

Authorities could not catch the bugger.. that shark has a new taste for human blood..

Evil buggers.. "

I myself a surfer for most part of my life i wouldn't blame the shark same way i wouldn't blame the wave if something wrong ever hapen6 to me , we know the risks, sea is their natural habitat and they are predators OP

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By *nliveneTV/TS  over a year ago

Selby


"How about getting out of the sharks home then. We dont have gills so therefore we dont belong in the sea. Sharks do and they are magnificent fish/animals "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I love people with a great sense of humour. Unfortunately, I don't find this one funny. Totally uncool! "

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By *aastyKnixWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

I've been pondering on the OPs definition of evil. (This is not the first time he has referred to sharks as 'evil').

If the definition of evil is,'able and willing to harm humans',it might be worth considering this...

Approximately 75 shark related injuries a year,worldwide,resulting in approx 3-5 deaths.

Approximately 37 deaths per year caused by vending machines in USA alone.

Does this mean that vending machines are evil?

Or does it mean that some people are stupid and shouldn't fuck around with things they don't understand?

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By *ulahlollipopWoman  over a year ago

Reading/London


"I love people with a great sense of humour. Unfortunately, I don't find this one funny. Totally uncool! "

xxx

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

Sharks aren't evil, they're just a predator. And yes lots of people care about sharks. They've been here a lot longer than we have.

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By *jonesMan  over a year ago

Plymouth

Great program on Wales last night on the telly, their testicles way a ton ...literally

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By *aastyKnixWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

Incidentally, there have been 17 recorded incidents of bites by hammerhead sharks since 1580,no fatalities.

A bit unfair to include all species of shark in the 'evil maneater' category when some of them seem to be actively avoiding humans.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford

I have watched shark week on sky. I know how evil these buggers are.. let's not pretend...they smell blood and want more..

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By *aastyKnixWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"I have watched shark week on sky. I know how evil these buggers are.. let's not pretend...they smell blood and want more.. "

Just you wait until they evolve legs and wings,we are in big trouble then.

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By *wisted999Man  over a year ago

North Bucks

Swam (well cowered in a cage) with Great Whites at Guadalupe Island. Was an amazing experience. Anyone who wants to surf in the same water as them knows the risk or is too stupid to care.

I’m in the Shark Lives camp.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman  over a year ago

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"That shark was just standing its ground,defending its home against an uninvited intruder from a vicious species with a proven track record of unprovoked violence towards sharks.

Sharks lives matter."

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By *ablo minibar123Woman  over a year ago

.

Humans kill up to 100 million sharks a year, and the sharks are evil for killing 1 surfer???

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By *luebell888Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish


"I have heard that a shark has taken another surfer..

Authorities could not catch the bugger.. that shark has a new taste for human blood..

Evil buggers.. "

Not the nicest way to die.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Great program on Wales last night on the telly, their testicles way a ton ...literally "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Great program on Wales last night on the telly, their testicles way a ton ...literally

"

So do mine, fucking lockdown

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By *ovestrap69TV/TS  over a year ago

Croydon


"That shark was just standing its ground,defending its home against an uninvited intruder from a vicious species with a proven track record of unprovoked violence towards sharks.

Sharks lives matter.

They do "

Yeah they do. Until you are facing a shark in the ocean and you are trying to kill it...

What then?

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By *aastyKnixWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"That shark was just standing its ground,defending its home against an uninvited intruder from a vicious species with a proven track record of unprovoked violence towards sharks.

Sharks lives matter.

They do

Yeah they do. Until you are facing a shark in the ocean and you are trying to kill it...

What then? "

Then you take your chances.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford

I am not qualified but always watch shark week on sky.

Before they attack they roll back the eyes..

I would always still attack them first with a sharp stick or pencil and go for the eyes before they roll them back..

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"I am not qualified but always watch shark week on sky.

Before they attack they roll back the eyes..

I would always still attack them first with a sharp stick or pencil and go for the eyes before they roll them back..

"

Ermmmm if you are surfing where are you getting the stick/pencil from exactly? You are in the ocean not at a desk

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford


"I am not qualified but always watch shark week on sky.

Before they attack they roll back the eyes..

I would always still attack them first with a sharp stick or pencil and go for the eyes before they roll them back..

Ermmmm if you are surfing where are you getting the stick/pencil from exactly? You are in the ocean not at a desk "

Always keep a sharp object in your shorts whilst surfing..

I had a surf comb in my shorts always and a sharp pencil in my later years... Not now..

I won't surf or get near those evil buggers..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am not qualified but always watch shark week on sky.

Before they attack they roll back the eyes..

I would always still attack them first with a sharp stick or pencil and go for the eyes before they roll them back..

Ermmmm if you are surfing where are you getting the stick/pencil from exactly? You are in the ocean not at a desk "

From a penseal obvs!

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford

The only way to defeat a shark is to attack them before they attack you. Strike before they roll their eyes back..

Take the battle to them...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The only way to defeat a shark is to attack them before they attack you. Strike before they roll their eyes back..

Take the battle to them...

"

Tidy dude

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have watched shark week on sky. I know how evil these buggers are.. let's not pretend...they smell blood and want more.. "

I think that might of been Jars you watched.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The only way to defeat a shark is to attack them before they attack you. Strike before they roll their eyes back..

Take the battle to them...

"

This may work with some of the girls on here, so I was told.

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