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over a year ago
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If you could have a detachable penis, along with some spares, would ya?
You could fuck, cum, chuck the willy in the washing basket, screw on the next willy and go again! |
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Like I have a spare battery for my vape. Whilst I’m puffing one the other one charges so I’m never without it. Could have a spare penis on charge whilst he’s using one. Good idea. |
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"Like I have a spare battery for my vape. Whilst I’m puffing one the other one charges so I’m never without it. Could have a spare penis on charge whilst he’s using one. Good idea. "
Oh my granny does the same thing |
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"Like I have a spare battery for my vape. Whilst I’m puffing one the other one charges so I’m never without it. Could have a spare penis on charge whilst he’s using one. Good idea. "
Or a selection for if you fancy something diffrent one night.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Like I have a spare battery for my vape. Whilst I’m puffing one the other one charges so I’m never without it. Could have a spare penis on charge whilst he’s using one. Good idea. "
I'd make sure it's got super charge lol |
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"If you could have a detachable penis, along with some spares, would ya?
You could fuck, cum, chuck the willy in the washing basket, screw on the next willy and go again!
A Swiss army cock.  "
 . Yes! I want one |
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"If you could have a detachable penis, along with some spares, would ya?
You could fuck, cum, chuck the willy in the washing basket, screw on the next willy and go again!"
Have you been on that codine tablets again |
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"Wouldn't detachable vagina make more sense, so it's tight again for round 2 
It shouldn’t be tight for round one"
Well not after lockdown they won't. With all the women experimenting with different fruit and vegetables, a cock will feel like a pencil replacing an egg plant! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you could have a detachable penis, along with some spares, would ya?
You could fuck, cum, chuck the willy in the washing basket, screw on the next willy and go again!
Have you been on that codine tablets again "
I’m always on them, so it makes no difference
Or, it explains why I’m always like this |
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"Wouldn't detachable vagina make more sense, so it's tight again for round 2
It shouldn’t be tight for round one
Well not after lockdown they won't. With all the women experimenting with different fruit and vegetables, a cock will feel like a pencil replacing an egg plant!"
Do you know how vaginas work |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wouldn't detachable vagina make more sense, so it's tight again for round 2
It shouldn’t be tight for round one
Well not after lockdown they won't. With all the women experimenting with different fruit and vegetables, a cock will feel like a pencil replacing an egg plant!
Do you know how vaginas work"
I don't, if I did I would make for a better lover  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wouldn't detachable vagina make more sense, so it's tight again for round 2
It shouldn’t be tight for round one
Well not after lockdown they won't. With all the women experimenting with different fruit and vegetables, a cock will feel like a pencil replacing an egg plant!
Do you know how vaginas work
I don't, if I did I would make for a better lover "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you could have a detachable penis, along with some spares, would ya?
You could fuck, cum, chuck the willy in the washing basket, screw on the next willy and go again!"
I can go again with the one I've got  |
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"If you could have a detachable penis, along with some spares, would ya?
You could fuck, cum, chuck the willy in the washing basket, screw on the next willy and go again!"
I'd probably lose them knowing my luck or leave and have to make that awkward "did I leve my cock here" phone call |
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"If you could have a detachable penis, along with some spares, would ya?
You could fuck, cum, chuck the willy in the washing basket, screw on the next willy and go again!I'd probably lose them knowing my luck or leave and have to make that awkward "did I leve my cock here" phone call "
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"If you could have a detachable penis, along with some spares, would ya?
You could fuck, cum, chuck the willy in the washing basket, screw on the next willy and go again!"
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Not at all. A willing woman is all you need. If you both make the effort on each other then no gadgets required |
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"If you could have a detachable penis, along with some spares, would ya?
You could fuck, cum, chuck the willy in the washing basket, screw on the next willy and go again!.
Not at all. A willing woman is all you need. If you both make the effort on each other then no gadgets required"
A willing woman? |
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"If you could have a detachable penis, along with some spares, would ya?
You could fuck, cum, chuck the willy in the washing basket, screw on the next willy and go again!"
I bit like Worzel Gummage with his different heads? So you could have different lengths, girths and shapes?  |
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"If you could have a detachable penis, along with some spares, would ya?
You could fuck, cum, chuck the willy in the washing basket, screw on the next willy and go again!
I bit like Worzel Gummage with his different heads? So you could have different lengths, girths and shapes? "
Yeah I’m still too young for that reference but Mr Mystique explained it to me, yeah |
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