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By *plzu2 OP Man over a year ago

Around

So you’re breaking into a persons house but you only steal things that cause an inconvenience to the homeowner........

What do you steal?

I’ll start off......id steal all of the handles off the cupboards and the handle to flush the toilet

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By *edVelvet08Woman over a year ago

Kettering

I'll steal the toilet paper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd steal her husband ??

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By *plzu2 OP Man over a year ago

Around

Evil!!

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS over a year ago

Ramsey

Fuses out of all the plugs. It'd take them hours to sort that out!

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

The kettle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spoons

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All the toilets because I’m a shit thief!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Remotes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *plzu2 OP Man over a year ago

Around

"All the toilets because I’m a shit thief!!

oh god!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd steal her husband ?? "

Steal me haha

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By *adeiteWoman over a year ago

Stafford

All the prongs off the forks

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By *londie8399Couple over a year ago

blackpool

Kettle remotes and router

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By *evensnipeMan over a year ago

Byfield

Is this during the day or at night? Evil thought....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuses out of all the plugs. It'd take them hours to sort that out!

That's absolutely brilliant.

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By *plzu2 OP Man over a year ago

Around

"Is this during the day or at night? Evil thought....

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let’s say 6am haha!

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By *plzu2 OP Man over a year ago

Around

"The kettle"
you can’t deprive them of a brew!

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By *evensnipeMan over a year ago

Byfield

Valves out of the tyres of the cars on the drive....

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By *ip7Man over a year ago

caister

All her batteries

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By *plzu2 OP Man over a year ago

Around

"Valves out of the tyres of the cars on the drive....

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ouch that’s harsh!

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By *yantico86Man over a year ago

drumchapel

I steal their kettle

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By *ungRee4Man over a year ago

falkirk

Toaster

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd steal her husband ?? "

Some might thank you for that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All their left shoes....

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By *plzu2 OP Man over a year ago

Around

"All their left shoes....

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hahaha that’s a good one!

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By *ingle ex cuckMan over a year ago

chester

Tin opener

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All their left shoes....

hahaha that’s a good one!

Or even better all the ladies left shoes and the men's right ones.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd steal her husband ?? "

OP mentioned things the cause inconvenience only!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd steal her husband ??

OP mentioned things the cause inconvenience only!"

brilliant, laugh way to much at this

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By *evil-AngelWoman over a year ago

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All the light bulbs xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All the light bulbs xx"

I would steal you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd steal all the handles for doors. If anything closed it would be frustrating to open

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The air

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuses out of all the plugs. It'd take them hours to sort that out!

Great minds Gemma

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By *uHorny1Man over a year ago

Cannock

I wouldn't steal anything but I would fill the kettle then add some washing liquid and leave it for them to boil.

Old student house party trick - try it...

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Batteries from the vibrators

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Their phones and laptops and routers so they cant update their statuses on Facebook or fab to tell everyone they have been robbed

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

Phone chargers. Let their electronics gradually die while they're trying to find them, convinced they just put them down over there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There wet wipes

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By *hrissycox66TV/TS over a year ago

watford

Take fuses out of fuse box and take gas meter ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d take their mattresses as I’m jealous of anyone having sex let alone comfy sex!!!

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By *estofbothCouple over a year ago

Cardiff

I’d take the keys to unlock the windows.

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