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"Only if you cum through hoops.... "Hula? | |||
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"Only if you cum through hoops....
Hula?"Other brands of circular crisps work equally well unless you eat them.... | |||
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"Only if you cum through hoops....
Hula?
Other brands of circular crisps work equally well unless you eat them.... "The crispy or the cream? | |||
"I tried this morning and the answer is no....back to where I started..." Try harder more lube Dont dry roast your nuts | |||
"Only if you do it with a pair of scissors and a copy rolled up copy of the 'winking only lead to wanking' instruction guide. " Becareful of paper cuts and leave the scissors alone | |||
"Only if you cum through hoops....
Hula?
Other brands of circular crisps work equally well unless you eat them....
The crispy or the cream?"Wouldn't dream of telling you how to do it. Live life YOUR way, innit...  | |||
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"Depends how far you can shoot "Check my video lassy  | |||
"Depends how far you can shoot "Does weight matter? | |||
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"[furlough removed by poster at 07/06/20 13:56:39]" | |||
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"Work? As in, not furloughed? "Sorry I was distracted by your nakedness | |||
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"Work? As in, not furloughed?
Sorry I was distracted by your nakedness"I've been considering going on cam, I'm so worked up! (I would never do this normally) ...it's not working for me | |||
"Helped me sleep last night " Glad I could help  | |||
"Work? As in, not furloughed?
Sorry I was distracted by your nakedness
I've been considering going on cam, I'm so worked up! (I would never do this normally) ...it's not working for me"No thinking just do | |||
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"Not anymore. I seriously pity the first man who I get to have when all this is over " I'll bite the bullet | |||
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"Wanks don't work, they're on furlough." So only 80% then? | |||
"Wanks don't work, they're on furlough. So only 80% then?" Yep, it's like taking a flight that never gets to its destination. | |||
"Shall report back. "Update: I now have a Twix, so I think it does, yes. | |||
