Oh dear!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My daughter heard my wife and I at it last night (fortunately she didn’t see us) but is now walking around the house saying

‘The pleasures of the flesh!’

Hilarious

By *oxychicWoman over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Why do you have a singles profile then ? And not a couples one does she know your on here ?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She doesn't know, that's why he cannot accommodate.

By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

Oh my gosh think I'd have gone bright red if one my kids did that. Fair play on your child wicked sense of humour.

By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

My child saw pigeons mating the other day and asked "Do pigeons have feathery willies mummy?"

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My child saw pigeons mating the other day and asked "Do pigeons have feathery willies mummy?"

It’s a fair question ha ha

By *lbinoGorillaMan over a year ago

Redditch

"She doesn't know, that's why he cannot accommodate."

Now, now, you're just making assumptions....

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do they expect from you? To shag like silent Bob or summat...?

By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"What do they expect from you? To shag like silent Bob or summat...?

Lmao proper made me laugh, and just reminded me my sister has my dogma DVD

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What do they expect from you? To shag like silent Bob or summat...?

Brilliant