FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > If you were...

If you were...

Jump to: Newest in thread

By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

If you were a chocolate bar or a biscuit which one would you be?

I think I’d be a Kit Kat Chunky

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

A digestive. I am eating one as I type

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A digestive. I am eating one as I type "

Oh my goodness what a coincidence! I’m masturbating to your pictures as I type

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *evil-AngelWoman over a year ago

...

Cadbury caramel, looks ordinary on the outside but with a naughty surprise on the inside

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

A Scottish shortcake. Nice for Dunking in tea

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A digestive. I am eating one as I type

Oh my goodness what a coincidence! I’m masturbating to your pictures as I type "

KitKat, then.....?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

"A digestive. I am eating one as I type

Oh my goodness what a coincidence! I’m masturbating to your pictures as I type "

Happy to be of service!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"A digestive. I am eating one as I type

Oh my goodness what a coincidence! I’m masturbating to your pictures as I type "

I'm spraying over your picture as I type so many coincidences

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ustfun1000Man over a year ago

hanwell

Oh yes I agree Cadbury caramel , but very indulgent lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Millionaires Shortbread

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ohhh... don’t know if anyone remembers it, but I’d be a Dream Popping Candy bar.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *r FirecrackerMan over a year ago

London

A star bar!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *hy marvel guyMan over a year ago

Worthing

A curlywurly

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I'd have to be a marathon as ive already got the nuts

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A Snickers bar just because of the dick vein on top.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A creme egg.

Hard on the outside, soft in the middle

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"A Snickers bar just because of the dick vein on top."

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Milk tray because you never know what you are going to get

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"A creme egg.

Hard on the outside, soft in the middle"

Can i show you how I like to eat mine

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is be a Spira because they were immense

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mars.

‘Cus I’m godlike innit.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A creme egg.

Hard on the outside, soft in the middle

Can i show you how I like to eat mine

Go on then?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *hy marvel guyMan over a year ago

Worthing

[Removed by poster at 06/06/20 16:02:36]

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A fig roll.

They're not very pretty to look at, but inside they're very unpleasant indeed lol.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *hy marvel guyMan over a year ago

Worthing

"Is be a Spira because they were immense

Loved Spira

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A Cadbury caramel...

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ryingitout19Man over a year ago

Wales

Lion Bar

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"A fig roll.

They're not very pretty to look at, but inside they're very unpleasant indeed lol."

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Galaxy caramel. Smooth, tasty with a hidden surprise

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

Galaxy salted Carmel bar a softie in the inside but I still got a little bite to me

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cadbury fruit and nut. I eat enough of it it wouldn’t be a surprise if I started to resemble it!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *nquenchablethirst69Man over a year ago

merseyside

Definitely bournville

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ewsub4dommeMan over a year ago

thirsk

Crunch Cream

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *heshire-cat74Woman over a year ago

Stoke on Trent

Jaffa cake

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

A Wispa

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Raisin a d biscuit yorkie.can you still get them?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Reeses nutty bar, taste amazing and really bad for you but you know its just right at the time

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/06/20 16:27:39]

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A Malteser. Sweet on the outside but hollow inside!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A Malteser. Sweet on the outside but hollow inside!

"
ha ha you know theres going to be the obvious filling up offers now

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *iggle 321Man over a year ago

All because the lady loves a Milk Tray...... Got through to final stage for the new one they were looking for!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A Twix. You get two bars and they are fucking delicious.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A Marabou

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A Marabou"

Never heard of one but sounds delicious.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A mint viscount

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Galaxy

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dairy crunch or aero

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *elshkinkyMan over a year ago

south wales

Snack size Snickers

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anything out of the Fox range

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One that doesn't look like a shit, maybe a groovy bar....

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dipped flake....

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dairy milk with popping candy - I'm more pleasant, and less weird, than most people think.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dairy milk with popping candy - I'm more pleasant, and less weird, than most people think. "

I pictured you more as a Dime Bar

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I haven't eaten chocolate in nearly 30 years but I would say a Double Decker as there is more than one layer to me and my arse is as wide as a bus

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dairy milk with popping candy - I'm more pleasant, and less weird, than most people think.

I pictured you more as a Dime Bar

I... don't know what that means.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *iggle 321Man over a year ago

"I haven't eaten chocolate in nearly 30 years but I would say a Double Decker as there is more than one layer to me and my arse is as wide as a bus

"
..nothing wrong with a bus booty

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

A cadburys flake - for obvious reasons ... pic available

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *risky businessMan over a year ago

A Pharaoh Way

Picnic reminds me of outdoors fun

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

A Wispa

There're offspring in the house

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A cadburys flake - for obvious reasons ... pic available

Is it because you are painting a watercolour in a field?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *jonesMan over a year ago

Plymouth

Tunnocks tea cake

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

» Add a new message to this topic