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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

And found a snake skin in the bedroom?

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By *affeine DuskMan  over a year ago

Caerphilly

No, never.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What the heck

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No, but someone in our super secret open to anyone clique chat group has

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By *affeine DuskMan  over a year ago

Caerphilly

...okay fine, once.

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By *mberWoman  over a year ago

Preston

No, but I did find 9 years worth of yellow pages in the cupboard and could never figure out why they didn't bin the previous ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"No, but I did find 9 years worth of yellow pages in the cupboard and could never figure out why they didn't bin the previous ones"

did you check it with UV lights?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"No, but someone in our super secret open to anyone clique chat group has"

IM CRYING, YOU SAID THE C WORD

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What the heck"

Is that a no

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By *antra MassageMan  over a year ago

city

Yes. Snakes shed their skin. It looks nice mounted on a noard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"...okay fine, once. "

ONCE

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No but found a Rhino Horn and a Pith Helmet!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No, but someone in our super secret open to anyone clique chat group has

IM CRYING, YOU SAID THE C WORD"

I'm sorry, I've reported myself for inappropriate behaviour

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"No, but someone in our super secret open to anyone clique chat group has

IM CRYING, YOU SAID THE C WORD

I'm sorry, I've reported myself for inappropriate behaviour "

Get out of my house

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No but my friend found a dead dog matted to a rug in the kitchen of her newly allocated council house

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"No but found a Rhino Horn and a Pith Helmet!"

Really?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Fuck is it 2AM already??

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

No but someone left a "gift" on the floor of one of the loos in our house. It was an executors sale and the beneficiaries of the will weren't happy about the price we paid despite agreeing to it . Frankly I would have preferred a snakeskin

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan  over a year ago

Sussex

Nearly trod on a scorpion in sandled feet as it scuttled from under my doormat.

Later my kitchen fireplace was taken out we found a dried out cat behind it..

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"No but someone left a "gift" on the floor of one of the loos in our house. It was an executors sale and the beneficiaries of the will weren't happy about the price we paid despite agreeing to it . Frankly I would have preferred a snakeskin"

Jesus Christ

Was it a severed finger?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Nearly trod on a scorpion in sandled feet as it scuttled from under my doormat.

Later my kitchen fireplace was taken out we found a dried out cat behind it.."

Ew

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fuck is it 2AM already?? "

No, _affeine dusk was telling us (in our totally secret clique chat that is open to everyone but clique m_mbers only) that he found a snake skin

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Fuck is it 2AM already??

No, _affeine dusk was telling us (in our totally secret clique chat that is open to everyone but clique m_mbers only) that he found a snake skin "

Thanks for clarifying that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No just dodgy snake oil

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By *affeine DuskMan  over a year ago

Caerphilly


"Fuck is it 2AM already??

No, _affeine dusk was telling us (in our totally secret clique chat that is open to everyone but clique m_mbers only) that he found a snake skin

Thanks for clarifying that "

It was actually the beginning of a very elaborate pick-up line, but I feel it has snowballed out of my control!

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan  over a year ago

Torquay


"Nearly trod on a scorpion in sandled feet as it scuttled from under my doormat.

Later my kitchen fireplace was taken out we found a dried out cat behind it.."

My dad found s dried up cat in the cellar of a house we moved into when I was young, I rented a country cottage once and saw a couple of magpies attacking a grass snake in the garden, and it was a big snake

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By *rank speakerMan  over a year ago

Worcester


"No, but I did find 9 years worth of yellow pages in the cupboard and could never figure out why they didn't bin the previous ones"

Ahh memories.

Who else rem_mbers when yellow pages were the go to place?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fuck is it 2AM already??

No, _affeine dusk was telling us (in our totally secret clique chat that is open to everyone but clique m_mbers only) that he found a snake skin

Thanks for clarifying that "

Your invitation is still open, even though you declined

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck is it 2AM already??

No, _affeine dusk was telling us (in our totally secret clique chat that is open to everyone but clique m_mbers only) that he found a snake skin "

WOOHHHH....C word!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fuck is it 2AM already??

No, _affeine dusk was telling us (in our totally secret clique chat that is open to everyone but clique m_mbers only) that he found a snake skin

Thanks for clarifying that

It was actually the beginning of a very elaborate pick-up line, but I feel it has snowballed out of my control!"

I only asked if you wanted a dog and I got a load of shite about snake skins and POF and Ember fighting a ferret

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fuck is it 2AM already??

No, _affeine dusk was telling us (in our totally secret clique chat that is open to everyone but clique m_mbers only) that he found a snake skin

WOOHHHH....C word!!!"

Great now I’m crying

Please hold me

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Fuck is it 2AM already??

No, _affeine dusk was telling us (in our totally secret clique chat that is open to everyone but clique m_mbers only) that he found a snake skin

Thanks for clarifying that

Your invitation is still open, even though you declined "

And it is appreciated honestly

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

What type of snake and how big was it, if you did? Ive not had the experience

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fuck is it 2AM already??

No, _affeine dusk was telling us (in our totally secret clique chat that is open to everyone but clique m_mbers only) that he found a snake skin

Thanks for clarifying that

Your invitation is still open, even though you declined And it is appreciated honestly "

I do quite like you gramps

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What type of snake and how big was it, if you did? Ive not had the experience "

No idea, he’s probably bullshitting if I’m honest with you

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We found a few when we moved into this house last Sept_mber. Freaked my daughter out but I think they looked cool.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Fuck is it 2AM already??

No, _affeine dusk was telling us (in our totally secret clique chat that is open to everyone but clique m_mbers only) that he found a snake skin

Thanks for clarifying that

Your invitation is still open, even though you declined And it is appreciated honestly

I do quite like you gramps"

You must be mental

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central


"What type of snake and how big was it, if you did? Ive not had the experience

No idea, he’s probably bullshitting if I’m honest with you "

I'd be perturbed if it was extra long, 15' plus or a rattle snake etc

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No and I wouldn't care, I just want to move into my house I've been waiting for over 3 months

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"No and I wouldn't care, I just want to move into my house I've been waiting for over 3 months "

Did you eventually buy one then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No and I wouldn't care, I just want to move into my house I've been waiting for over 3 months

Did you eventually buy one then? "

Yes I have?

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By *mberWoman  over a year ago

Preston


"Fuck is it 2AM already??

No, _affeine dusk was telling us (in our totally secret clique chat that is open to everyone but clique m_mbers only) that he found a snake skin

Thanks for clarifying that

It was actually the beginning of a very elaborate pick-up line, but I feel it has snowballed out of my control!

I only asked if you wanted a dog and I got a load of shite about snake skins and POF and Ember fighting a ferret "

He said I smelled like a ferret.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"No but someone left a "gift" on the floor of one of the loos in our house. It was an executors sale and the beneficiaries of the will weren't happy about the price we paid despite agreeing to it . Frankly I would have preferred a snakeskin

Jesus Christ

Was it a severed finger?"

No lol.

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Found a load of bottles of Holy Water in the loft space at one housen

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By *uck-RogersMan  over a year ago

Oakhill

When I was a young lad. The first time I had seen a rubber johnny. I thought it was a snake skin. Thought that it's head had shrunk, and the venom was left in the end.

Just kidding

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"No but someone left a "gift" on the floor of one of the loos in our house. It was an executors sale and the beneficiaries of the will weren't happy about the price we paid despite agreeing to it . Frankly I would have preferred a snakeskin

Jesus Christ

Was it a severed finger?

No lol. "

Oh

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