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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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When you've shot your load, then go for a Jimmy Riddle an hour later, then get the shock of your life when you realise your man goo has welded your hole shut, anyone else ?  |
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"When you've shot your load, then go for a Jimmy Riddle an hour later, then get the shock of your life when you realise your man goo has welded your hole shut, anyone else ? "
That's some sticky goo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you've shot your load, then go for a Jimmy Riddle an hour later, then get the shock of your life when you realise your man goo has welded your hole shut, anyone else ? "
She didn’t clean you up?  |
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
Mine is semen, not cement. Can still piss. It just flows out in two opposite directions and piss just gets everywhere. Sorry to all the women whose toilet mats I have drenched over the years. On second thoughts... Ha ha. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mine is semen, not cement. Can still piss. It just flows out in two opposite directions and piss just gets everywhere. Sorry to all the women whose toilet mats I have drenched over the years. On second thoughts... Ha ha. "
"Not cement"  |
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
So after men cum some of the internal pipes get a bit of blockage from residual jizz or our insides haven't quite calibrated which valves to open and close I dunno. So the piss comes spitting out like some fancy twirly water fountain. Back me up guys. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you've shot your load, then go for a Jimmy Riddle an hour later, then get the shock of your life when you realise your man goo has welded your hole shut, anyone else ? "
So after you cum you just leave it? Yuk! |
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"So after men cum some of the internal pipes get a bit of blockage from residual jizz or our insides haven't quite calibrated which valves to open and close I dunno. So the piss comes spitting out like some fancy twirly water fountain. Back me up guys. "
Can I install one in my garden? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So after men cum some of the internal pipes get a bit of blockage from residual jizz or our insides haven't quite calibrated which valves to open and close I dunno. So the piss comes spitting out like some fancy twirly water fountain. Back me up guys. "
That's a separate issue to what I'm talking about but yea you're right, sometimes I can be trying to piss for 5 mins straight after I've cum  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So after men cum some of the internal pipes get a bit of blockage from residual jizz or our insides haven't quite calibrated which valves to open and close I dunno. So the piss comes spitting out like some fancy twirly water fountain. Back me up guys. "
You need flushing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So after men cum some of the internal pipes get a bit of blockage from residual jizz or our insides haven't quite calibrated which valves to open and close I dunno. So the piss comes spitting out like some fancy twirly water fountain. Back me up guys.
Can I install one in my garden?"
Bespoke water feature! Eye-catching ;p |
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"So after men cum some of the internal pipes get a bit of blockage from residual jizz or our insides haven't quite calibrated which valves to open and close I dunno. So the piss comes spitting out like some fancy twirly water fountain. Back me up guys.
That's a separate issue to what I'm talking about but yea you're right, sometimes I can be trying to piss for 5 mins straight after I've cum "
Sometimes it takes me a while too but that's more from everything twitching from aftershocks  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you've shot your load, then go for a Jimmy Riddle an hour later, then get the shock of your life when you realise your man goo has welded your hole shut, anyone else ?
So after you cum you just leave it? Yuk! "
Sorry, I'll get up and clean myself straight away next time just for you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This is a thing? Every day is a school day i guess!
My
Favourite saying lol
This place can be eye opening. The school of fab
Except the OPS eye , that isnt open "
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"So after men cum some of the internal pipes get a bit of blockage from residual jizz or our insides haven't quite calibrated which valves to open and close I dunno. So the piss comes spitting out like some fancy twirly water fountain. Back me up guys.
Can I install one in my garden?
Bespoke water feature! Eye-catching ;p"
I thought so too! Nobody else will have one anyway! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a thing? Every day is a school day i guess!
My
Favourite saying lol
This place can be eye opening. The school of fab
Cant beat a good teacher
Can get beaten by one though "
Well i guess someone likes the cain! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you've shot your load, then go for a Jimmy Riddle an hour later, then get the shock of your life when you realise your man goo has welded your hole shut, anyone else ?
So after you cum you just leave it? Yuk!
Sorry, I'll get up and clean myself straight away next time just for you "
I would expect no less! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought all blokes went to clean up afterwards for a wee and a wipe?
Certainly doesn't have the cement effect on us women  We do wipe. Check the curtains. "
I've no curtains ... I guess those guys left un-wiped ha.
Prise open, OP?? ouch ... does that sound as uncomfortable as it reads or is it one of those random actions that's oddly satisfying ? |
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"This is a thing? Every day is a school day i guess!
My
Favourite saying lol
This place can be eye opening. The school of fab
Cant beat a good teacher
Can get beaten by one though
Well i guess someone likes the cain! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So after men cum some of the internal pipes get a bit of blockage from residual jizz or our insides haven't quite calibrated which valves to open and close I dunno. So the piss comes spitting out like some fancy twirly water fountain. Back me up guys.
Can I install one in my garden?
Bespoke water feature! Eye-catching ;p
I thought so too! Nobody else will have one anyway! "
Be a b**ch to get the plumbing right though . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought all blokes went to clean up afterwards for a wee and a wipe?
Certainly doesn't have the cement effect on us women We do wipe. Check the curtains.
I've no curtains ... I guess those guys left un-wiped ha.
Prise open, OP?? ouch ... does that sound as uncomfortable as it reads or is it one of those random actions that's oddly satisfying ? "
You would barely even notice it was welded shut when you prise it open, but when piss tries to flow through it, that's when you know about it. |
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"Mine is semen, not cement. Can still piss. It just flows out in two opposite directions and piss just gets everywhere. Sorry to all the women whose toilet mats I have drenched over the years. On second thoughts... Ha ha. "
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Same here!!  |
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"When you've shot your load, then go for a Jimmy Riddle an hour later, then get the shock of your life when you realise your man goo has welded your hole shut, anyone else ? "
Can’t say this has ever happened to me mate  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"When you've shot your load, then go for a Jimmy Riddle an hour later, then get the shock of your life when you realise your man goo has welded your hole shut, anyone else ? "
Wash your dick. |
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
"Kinda surprised nobody has suggested OP ought to book an appointment with his GP pronto.
How they ain't seen anyone but he can phone"
It was a joke. But to answer seriously, there are consultations via video chat etc I believe. If my cock had welded shut, I'd probably tell a doctor. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you guys really go about your day with a post wank dick and dont wash? just what I was thinking ewwww "
Have you never layed in bed for one hour after masturbating before going for a wash ?  |
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
"Do you guys really go about your day with a post wank dick and dont wash? just what I was thinking ewwww
Have you never layed in bed for one hour after masturbating before going for a wash ? "
Probably falls asleep |
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"Do you guys really go about your day with a post wank dick and dont wash? just what I was thinking ewwww
Have you never layed in bed for one hour after masturbating before going for a wash ? "
Surely you must at least wipe it straight after? it has never happened to me btw
D. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Here you go, seems I'm normal after all
https://www.quora.com/Is-it-normal-that-semen-leaks-out-after-ejaculation-90-of-it-comes-out-during-orgasm-and-10-will-leak-out-for-20-25-minutes-afterwards-at-intervals |
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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago
Nottinghamshire |
"Do you guys really go about your day with a post wank dick and dont wash? just what I was thinking ewwww
Have you never layed in bed for one hour after masturbating before going for a wash ?
Surely you must at least wipe it straight after? it has never happened to me btw
D."
good to hear d |
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